I love how this former almost A- list mostly movie actress has turned all zen like and thinks her life will be perfect moving forward. What she doesn't seem to see is that with the exception of two clients who won't ever marry her, everyone else has gone by the wayside and in a few years those clients will be gone. There won't be much demand for her, despite what she is willing to do and she will probably marry some octogenarian who has granddaughter fetishes.
Lilo
ReplyDeleteLilo came to mind but this sounds like a grandma..
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ReplyDeleteShe looks rough
ReplyDeleteBlohan. Are there any Greek millionaires left? Does the crazy bitch think she's Jackie Kennedy now?
ReplyDeleteMen don't need to have any sort of fetish to want to be with a young woman. Most just have to get past 40 or so for that to happen
ReplyDeleteAll she needs is to have a baby with one of these idiots and she'll be set for 18 years. Frankly I'm shocked that this has not happened yet.
ReplyDeletePlus there's a team of #metooers (i.e., casting-couched failures) who are gonna have to augment their cash flows. #competition.
ReplyDeleteImagine her as a mother!! She's smart to not have had any kids, despite the fact she could get a check.
ReplyDeleteOf course they won't marry her. Do a few indies, get back some credibility, etc, revamp your image even a TAD, become a legit humanitarian with a resume and maybe you could lure one or two but if she is yachting left and right these guys know she has been handed around and won't want that..... or they think she won't be faithful. I am sure she hasn't had a baby yet because of drugs, alcohol, being paid to abort, or because she thinks she can make more money on her back. Poor Lilo. Love her and it is sad. I say all this as just the stark reality of not condemning her. It is her life, but she is also not really in control of it. Maybe a abuse survivor, in need of meds, something. Also granddaughter fetishes in a few years? I don't know. She has had so much plastic surgery and also hardened her looks with the partying. She looks more like a daughter than granddaughter these days.
ReplyDeleteAccording to an article from the New York Times, Lindsay is working on a reality TV show for MTV based on the club that she owns called Lohan in Mykonos. She also has another club that will open soon in Rhodes.
ReplyDeleteShe wants to have a Vanderpump Rules-inspired reality show based on her club.
Even Grace Kelly did yatching. I like Lilo, I wish her a better future.
ReplyDeleteI think Lindsey is gonna fool a lot of people. Keep an eye out. She has more than one project in the works. She's gonna make a shit ton of money and sail off into the sunset. Brilliant!
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ReplyDeletehttps://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/lindsay-lohan-partying-past-dead-1123376
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/06/26/style/lindsay-lohan-mykonos-beach-club.html
"Lohan said she moved to Dubai because she believes it's the safest place for her to be, mostly because the paparazzi do not follow her every move."
I'm dyin', ROFL :)
The girl deserves a chance at redemption. It's not like she raped or killed someone. Who wouldn't party if we had a shit lot of money at puberty. She was a child actor in Hollywood, remember. Let's be kind.
ReplyDeleteMy guess is that her clubs are fronts/brothels.
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ReplyDeleteKiki....A lot of women choose not to be mothers. For a wide range of good reasons.
I wana know some of the sick shit she does...
ReplyDelete"She wants to have a Vanderpump Rules-inspired reality show based on her club."
ReplyDeleteOkay. ^^^^^^ Now THAT I would watch.
Lilo is probably money laundering now. Smart chica. Those oligarchs have all their money stuck in Russia and can't legally move it. Nightclubs, built with money funneled through Dubai is a smart choice. Lots of cash in that business.
ReplyDeleteLinds is going to be fine if she can keep the drama to a minimum and doesn't die during a fetish session.