This foreign born still one hit wonder couldn't get any interest in her services from staid executives so she got a bunch of that fat she previously injected in her butt removed, so she would appear much less cartoonish. Apparently it worked as she landed a guy almost right away.
Iggy azalea
ReplyDeleteLOL butt reductions got her man. Stop
ReplyDeleteWhat happened to the guy who kept pushing her to do racy, public stuff?!
ReplyDeleteSo I guess she is done with being a rapper
ReplyDeleteiggy-her ass looked amazingly fake-your average white rich guy is way more likely to be into her without it I'm sure
ReplyDeleteMaybe Elon Musk can use the nasty extracted muck to run his cars.
ReplyDeleteI'm imagining the tremendous amount of restraint a plastic surgeon/cosmetic doctor would have to exercise when someone comes back in and says, "I changed my mind" AFTER the fact.
ReplyDeleteUmmm... judging from her constant instagram uploads I see just about..... no difference
ReplyDeleteDid Iggy reject you or smth? lol
Is there a place you can get paid to donate ass fat? Asking for a friend.
ReplyDeleteUgh, I just imagine these girls when they are older with saggy, dimpled butts.
ReplyDelete@Newbomb....you probably don't wish to know this but, there is actually a black market in body fat for injections, there was a big scandal about missing people in Peru a few years ago and it turned out that they were being killed for their body fat and that was just one small group that was caught. Supplying human body fat for Cosmetics and injectables is big biz and you can never be sure where the fat is coming from so just hang on to yours.
ReplyDelete@emeraldcity Sooooo, any thoughts on which cosmetic brands are sourcing human fat? AM I WEARING DEAD PEOPLE ON MY F*CKING FACE?! I want to know and don't want to know and ugh.
ReplyDeleteList of things ruined for in the past few months:
1. Meat. All of it.
2. Shoes
3. Soup
4. Maybe cosmetics
5. Any Frito Lay/PepsiCo. product
So, basically for food I live on wine and beans. And have stopped wearing leather shoes - so, am barefoot often. If I have to ditch the make-up? Oh gawd.
And my guess on the lady rapper/one hitter is Nicki Minaj
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ReplyDeleteone hit = modern family
foreign = sofia V
cartoonish = sofia v
"I like reduced butts and I cannot lie
ReplyDeleteto this I testify" She must not be dating a rapper.