20 years ago I hung out with a Malibu clique, including the BFF of an actress best known for being married to a permanent A list mostly film actor. And yet, rumors that the wife is far more seriously into the faux religion seem wrong, as do assertions that the actress has no clue about her hubby’s decades long bad behavior. This is a paraphrase of what actress said:
“X is such a freaking idiot! He just has to do things that are bound to find their way into the press & ruin us! The other night, he was out late at a bowling alley.
There was a hot guy who worked there, and X really wanted him! But he couldn’t do anything till the place closed. I think X got it closed early!
Then he took the guy & bent him over the place where the balls come out-and the balls came out, all Right! He screwed that guy, and there were still people around. I tell him & tell him he’s gonna get caught, but he doesn’t care & doesn’t listen. I don’t know how long I can keep covering for him!”
It’s 20 years later, and she still is. Next time you read that actress knows nothing about her longtime hub’s extracurriculars? You’ll know she’s lying.
“X is such a freaking idiot! He just has to do things that are bound to find their way into the press & ruin us! The other night, he was out late at a bowling alley.
There was a hot guy who worked there, and X really wanted him! But he couldn’t do anything till the place closed. I think X got it closed early!
Then he took the guy & bent him over the place where the balls come out-and the balls came out, all Right! He screwed that guy, and there were still people around. I tell him & tell him he’s gonna get caught, but he doesn’t care & doesn’t listen. I don’t know how long I can keep covering for him!”
It’s 20 years later, and she still is. Next time you read that actress knows nothing about her longtime hub’s extracurriculars? You’ll know she’s lying.
Travolta and Kelly Preston
ReplyDelete+1. How sad she has zero self respect and he's a disgusting pig who behaves that way.
DeleteJohn Travolta's wife?
ReplyDeleteKelly Preston/John Travolta?
ReplyDeleteTravolta obviously
ReplyDeleteKurt Russell ... Goldie?
ReplyDeleteIs this a blind or the plot of Deliverance
ReplyDeleteA weird Deliverance/Big Lebowski crossover.
DeleteHahahaha... Squeal like a pig—-STRIKE!
DeleteI wouldn't want John Travolta banging the ball boy over my nachos during bowling night either.
ReplyDeleteI read this as Will and Jada...but I guess Travolta works too.
ReplyDeleteWOW I LIKE THIS WAY BETTER
DeleteNow THAT is how ya write a blind.
ReplyDeleteBig Will
ReplyDeleteDru Hill
Ha Ha! Ha Ha!
Wild Wild West
Who is more likely to just hang out at bowling alleys (20 years ago), Travolta or Smith?
ReplyDeleteCould be the Smiths. They married in 1997.
ReplyDeleteThe Travoltas live mainly in Florida,right? And Kelly is way in with Scio, Jada we aren't sure. Will and Jada for the win.
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ReplyDeleteSummary:
ReplyDeleteMalibu Barbie claims closeted star misunderstood purpose of ball return at bowling alley. The End.
Wouldn't spontaneous anal sex over the return rack be kind of gross? Never understood the fascination with anal, but I imagined some prep time would be necessary.
ReplyDeleteBIG WILLIE STYLE
DeleteWhat did he mean when he said this?
Parents just don't understand.
Lol! I think details were spared (no pun intended) somewhere along the way. We are hearing this fourth hand, after all.
Delete@SDaly
DeleteYou are right, prep time is necessary and I think it takes place the night before.
It must have been an "empty balls" rack.
ReplyDeleteNow that's one 7-10 split I DON'T want to pick up.
ReplyDeleteRiiiight.
ReplyDeleteAs I was reading, I totally thought of Will/Jada, but I guess Travolta/Preston works too. Still sticking with Will/Jada.
ReplyDeleteWell done, whoever sent this in. This is how you write a blind
ReplyDelete@Geeljire: "Dru Hill" Oh...my!
ReplyDeleteI WISH you were my neighbor!!
XOOXOXO
I Like @cheesegrater's guess, could also be "Kingpin-Deliverance".
ReplyDeleteIt's totally Will/Jada. They have both known about each others' proclivities since the beginning. And-bonus tidbit- they have a fully equipped sex room in their house.
ReplyDeleteWhere does this Travolta is gay thing come from and how is everyone so sure?
ReplyDeleteJada is undercover Scio so I'll go with Kelly. If she dated Sheen, she will put up with sweet JT, who is obviously deep in the closet.
ReplyDeleteWhores will turn a blind eye to anything, to keep riding the gravy train.
ReplyDeleteCharlie must have damaged Kelly so much that she decided a comfortable life and friendship was the kind of marriage for her
ReplyDeleteWhere is Melania? Trump probably hit her too hard this time.
ReplyDeleteKelly Preston. Travolta is known for being super careless. Smith is not.
ReplyDeleteI was going to write the same thing kittens! Travolta is just colt and arrogant enough to feel he could get away with doing something like this with witnesses. Will seems like he would be a little more discrete and cares more about his image.
DeleteTravolta's lived in Malibu as well. What I'm more curious about is whether or not the sex was consensual. The acts described were disturbing, and it doesnt sound like just anyone would agree to that.
ReplyDeleteIn LA he's well known to abuse male masseuses to the point he was banned from some parlors and spas. There are even photos of his harassment.
Deletebut how do you score it on the sheet??
ReplyDeleteso confusing.