Tuesday, June 12, 2018

Blind Item #1

Even I don't know the answer to this one, but really want to know so I can blast the guy in public for it.


70 comments:

  1. As stupid as this is, I'm surprised someone hasn't done this already.

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  2. Uh. Well.
    Speechless.
    I can't wait to hear the songs on this album.

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  3. It’s hard to read that small print... but does it say “all crotchshots welcomed”.

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  4. "Grammy winning musician" is too vague for me.
    Carlos Santana hasn't released an album in over 10 years, and is well liked. That's all I got!

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  5. Oh I am SO sending in pictures of my bushes. All of them. Holly bushes, privet bushes, forsythia bushes, elderberry bushes... every one of them.

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  6. What about trans bushes?
    I hope you enjoy vomiting over your morning coffee and newspaper.
    If I'm a racist than so is "The Crying Game"

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  7. In these pedo obsessed and infested times, isn't this a ...well not exactly good, but a slightly better thing?

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  8. It would be more believable if a rich Nigerian prince were involved.



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  9. Grossness aside, legit question: does this signify that bush is back?

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  10. @MontanaMarriot.

    If we are going back that far, how about ex member of the Spencer Davies Group, producer for Dire Straits and brother of sate is, Muff Winwood? :)

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  11. I really don't see anything wrong with this. it may be tasteless but is purely lady's choice if they choose to participate.

    lol Tricia are you asking for a friend? ��

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    1. I’m definitely not what they are lookin for Lucy lol...
      But seriously - can you imagine the vagina selfies that will be happening-or “vagies “??

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  12. Let's send in a screenshot of Demi M's 80's one! @Snifter, great idea! Too bad my blackberry one is done producing. :-(
    I'm sure they would have enjoyed it.

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  13. 'Stevie' not 'sate' for fucks sake!!!!

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  14. Do you think I should send my husband's? TBH, it's a bit more lush than mine.

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  15. Don't be too quick to bash this as tasteless. If it turns out it's being done by a female musician who justifies it with lofty-sounding feminist cant, you might have to be reeducated until you recognize it as high art. Does Karen Finley have a Grammy?

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  16. Can't wait to see the finished product on the store shelves. Oh wait...

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  17. this is just Mrhedge blind looking to buy up some Gillette© stock. enty couldn't title it that way as name is giveaway

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  18. I’m guessing that istock doesn’t have any photos that qualify...

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  19. Straight bush? That's some over the top freaky-deaky right there.

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  20. @Montana As a solo artist Santana hasn't released an album in 10 years, but he released an album with the band Santana 2 years ago. I have a feeling this is going to end up being some 1 hit wonder that's trying to make a comeback.

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  21. RKelly

    And the only people "pedo obsessed" are Qtards

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  22. Lmao please someone spam that address with cropped pictures of porn stars' bushes and smuggle in a male one

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  23. Whats interesting about this is Noah Shelley is partners with Emily Dawn Long, who is the current stylist for Elon Musk. She styled him for the Met Gala (and partly takes credit for making Grimes outfit, although Grimes has her own stylist.) She is also a stylist for Amber Heard. She posted on Instagram stories asking for women with full bushes a few days ago too.

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  24. I'm gonna send in pix of George W., George H.W., and other members of the Bush family.

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  25. "... so I can blast the guy in public..." Who says it's a guy?

    Also 18-99? Ewwwwwwww. Couldn't he/she cut the age off at, I don't know, 70 or something? I'm thinking accepting bush photos from anyone 90+ constitutes elder abuse. lol

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  26. What if there's no shoot or album art and they just want lots of pictures of vaginas

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  27. Dyed Bush? Is that a thing now?

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  28. Couldn't they just use a bunch of merkins?

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  29. What kind of fresh hell is this?

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  30. If any of you ladies are contemplating this oh-so-tempting opportunity, I'd recommend this first:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VR4O68kUj5c

    Increase your odds!

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  31. The musician is referred to as male, multiple times. So no need for outrage (or "outrage") that we are assuming he's male.

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  32. Could it be Sir Mix-a-lot? "I like big bush and I cannot lie..."

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  33. Comforting to know the artist is well loved, talented and smart. How exactly does one discern a pregnant bush from a standard bush? That said, I’m going to apply some Ardell individual lashes and throw my bush in the ring. NOT.

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  34. I was so enjoying strolling through all of your bushes I got to the end and had totally forgotten what the question was. I hope it's been good for you all too ;)

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  35. Anonymous9:06 AM

    I love that they have an email address set up to match the request. They take big bushes seriously.

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  36. Wait, is the bush back?!

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  37. @Brayon87 Did the bush ever leave?? In my house, we call it the "Persian Rug". :)
    Answer to the blind: Gwen StepOnMe's 1st H-Beaux, Gavin Something.

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  38. Should we be eagerly awaiting the special-category 'Reader Photos' post ?

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  39. Read my lips, no bush!

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  40. I wonder how much they pay because I could strap on a clown wig for some fat stacks 🤡

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  41. A pure pig but being in the industry I've been told worse by some prominent industry players. This pig is just up front about it but it's where we're headed. Lasciviousness, sexual harassment and vulgar behavior is industry standard. End of story.

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  42. Anonymous10:47 AM

    Nominating Goop. Few years back she said she's rocking a 70s vibe below the waist. This audition may be her big chance!

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  43. @lyla. It probably looks like a grizzly bear eating bacon.

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  44. Blast the guy in pubic??

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  45. I actually find this flattering. I don't have a problem with this at all.

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  46. XTC re-released their album Skylarking a couple of years back. The version most people had heard had been transferred from the master tapes with a basic cabling mistake. The 'Polarity Corrected' version didn't just sound stunning; Andy Partridge gave it his original cover design idea. The front cover is literally a Lady Garden. The back cover features her man friend. It's very pagan, albeit rather in-your-face. Go a-googling for Skylarking Polarity Corrected images (NSFW!). That's what this advert reminded me of. That or Yoko Ono's film of bottoms walking.

    No idea who this is but it might be a statement of worshipping goddess energy or something. Lots of people may still find it uncomfortable, but it's not necessarily something automatically degrading or exploitative. Like a Spencer Tunick photo.

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  47. As a young hairy woman who has been shamed for being hairy, this is actually kind of refreshing. HAIRY MOVEMENT!

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  48. After reading this a UK documentary immediately popped into my head about all Va jay jays being beautiful and they had ladies come in and have a plaster cast made of it them hung them on the wall.

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  49. I may have gone down a rabbit hole.

    But I found this:

    Daron Malakian and Scars on Broadway

    He won a Grammy as part of System of a Down.
    Scars on Broadway's last album was in 2008 with one coming out in July 2018.


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    1. And they are from L.A. and first single is called "Lives"...maybe the bushes are where the "lives" come from.

      I'm done now.

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  51. @Nancy, all I know is originally guys were called pervs if they recommended shaving it like the movies, then all of a sudden everybody was getting rid of it lol.

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  52. If you remember the cover of Abraxas, that Carlos Santana guess probably isn't that bad!

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  53. this is weird, they could just hired Nettie Harris and she would do a good job, she is hairy, but I guess they wouldn't pass the opportunity of using the casting couch with random bushy women

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  54. @Green Tea, your second post reminds me of a 19th century french painting called The Origin Of The World (Again, NSFW!) I honestly can't imagine how a youngster today who's only ever seen bodies in ads, movies, or porn would feel seeing that painting. It was shocking enough in its day. How sad that it would still cause horror, not from fear of nudity this time, but fear of naturalness. Maybe that is the message the musician is aiming for.

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  55. "bushes@amcasting" sorry I cracked up.

    The usual suspects (Robin Thicke, John Mayer) came to mind but they've released music since '08, that and they're not really "well liked".
    Was even going Mika or James Blunt but wouldn't be accurate.
    While Gavin hasn't released a solo album for 10 years, he's already in a bush.. his band, Bush.

    I had to insert a pun in there somewhere.

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  56. I'm going to make a parody album w/ hairy female cornholes as the cover art. Pleaee submit your audition pics to the email in my profile. TY

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  57. Meh. Hairy bushes, so what? NBD. Why so prudey, Enty?

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  58. Shorter version: Bring me... a Shrubbery!

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  59. Pan down...we've got bush!

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  60. Has anyone suggested... Kate Bush?

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  61. Was just having this conversation with the SO the other day, about how we both know 'women shaving' was basically made-up by Gillette and advertising firm propaganda, but neither of us still want to see hairy pits on women - like Bella Thorne's recent Hawaiian vaccay pics - uh, no thanks,photoshop those pits girl.


    A neatly trimmed bush has always been my preference, alas almost all straight western women shave. How are we supposed to know they are sexually mature if they don't have pubic hair?

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  62. "Please send a simple and clear image of your bush to bushes@amcasting.com"

    I mean really now...

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