Friday, June 15, 2018

Blind Item #16

This foreign born former Housewife can't even get anyone to pay her appearance fees. At a recent event, the only way she could get her fee was to also sleep with the person paying her.

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  1. Joanna Krupa? Or is she still a housewife?

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  2. Where was Brandi born?

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  4. Joanna could fit but I don't think she's broke enough yet.

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  6. Poor Yolanda. So many years have passed yet she's right back to where she was in her younger years, prostituting herself.

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  7. Yolanda? How do you find a rich guy with a Granny fetish?

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  8. Anonymous2:21 PM

    Sending "thoughts and prayers" to Yolanda & her vagina

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  9. No sh!t, never heard of her, but that would explain the daughters.

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  10. I can't really see anyone wanting to sleep with that over the hill nutter, Yolanda.
    But Joanna is still hot.

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  11. Yolanda strikes me as more trouble than she's worth. Sleep with ber, marry her, and then she fakes a disease to gain sympathy and break the pre-nup.

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  12. @Thorne —

    Yolanda strikes me as more trouble than she's worth. Sleep with ber, marry her, and then she fakes a disease to gain sympathy and break the pre-nup.

    Screw that. You sign a prenup with me, you're stuck with it. I don't care if you come down with leprosy.

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    1. That would be for the court to decide, not you.

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  13. @Mad Hominem the only out for her in that pre-nup would be for her to come down with a chronic disease. Therefore, the Lyme. Never physician diagnosed (yes, I know it’s hard to diagnose) and she said her kids got it from riding horses and being bitten by horse flies. For reals. Probably cheaper for him to just pay her off than fight her.

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  14. Joanna is engaged to a wealthy guy. She doesn't need money. She hit the lotto.

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  15. Cue Yolanda having another "Lyme" disease relapse in 3...2....

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