Blind Item #14
This A/A- list mostly comic movie actress needs rehab but her people are telling her she is fine and that she can just get some coaching if she wants. They don't want the money train to stop. If she keeps going like this, she will be dead.
Amy Schumann ?
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DeleteLikely Amy Schumer but maybe Kristen Wiig too...the big money train being WW2??
ReplyDeleteTrue... or maybe Rebel Wilson (PP) butvdoesnt say Foreign born?)
DeleteI remember reading a blind that Wiig has really bad anxiety, could be pumping her full of pills.
DeleteBut also Schumer posted a picture of her squatting and peeing in public. This can go both ways 😂
Tiffany Haddish? Probably all comedy though? If not Any Schumer probably works
ReplyDeleteIs Schumer still making money? I'm more shocked by that than her needing rehab.
ReplyDeleteSarah silverman has a history of drug problems, and she broke up with sheen not too long ago
ReplyDeleteHasn't schumers money train already stopped, her last film flopped. Also junkies tend to be rail thin.
No, junkies aren't always rail thin.
DeleteMaybe it's rehab for overeating, not drugs. Rebel Wilson could stand to limit her calories. Or maybe it's that chick from the Mandy Moore series.
ReplyDeleteOoops, mostly movie.
ReplyDeleteIf it's Schumer, lets all pray for her continuous usage of drugs and hopefully people around her can encourage her to add alcohol and fentanyl laced heroin to the mix. If they really cared about her, and the planet, they would get on it.
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ReplyDeleteTrain wreck = money train
ReplyDeleteAnna Faris?
ReplyDeleteAniston.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't wish death even on Sarah Silverman or Amy Schumer. At least on the record. Just go away and we'll call it even.
ReplyDeleteBut I don't think this is them. Where's the money train for either of those washed up vulgarians? I don't see it. Don't think Schumer is "mostly movie"--she had one hit movie and a big TV show. Silverman, I'm not even sure what she is anymore, other than repulsive.
Wiig sounds like a good guess. I hope not, though.
If Hollywood druggies died as easily as Enty keeps fretting they will, the streets would be littered with bodies.
ReplyDeleteTrue. The amount of people that reach a ripe old age addicted to hard drugs seems implausible but is evident. There are many too. Funnily enough alcohol, which is legal, is the bigger killer.
DeleteExactly. John Belushi was plump.... Phillip Seymor Hoffman was not skinny.
ReplyDeleteNot all junkies are skeletal.
this is anna faris i think
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ReplyDeleteTina Fey or Drew Barrymore
By comic, do you mean comic book, like marvel? Or comic/comedy?
ReplyDeleteExcessive alcohol destroys the liver and pancreas, over time. Some drugs, opiates mostly, can be taken for decades, if the user is clean and takes care of their health. Most junkies die from overdose or infection, and not taking care of themselves. Over time, opiates can damage the brain's function, but it doesn't have a direct impact on the body. People with long term pain management stay on opiates and stay healthy, with medical supervision.
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Schumer's career is dead in the water, Silverman is a standup comic, and has never had a "money train" career moment. This is someone who has a team, or company, that depends on her. Fey isn't mostly movie, she made her career on SNL. Aniston isn't mostly movie, either. Wiig got her start on SNL, so not mostly movie, either.
Farris sounds good to me.
Not over time. Opiates damage the brain function pretty quickly and permanently. The liver can eventually get healthy again after booze.
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ReplyDeleteMelissa McCarthy
ReplyDeleteShe would be a money train. Not the others.
DeleteJenny Slate
ReplyDeleteIf it isn't comedy, but comic as in superheroes, and money train means sequels... Scarlet Johanssen?
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ReplyDeleteTerika got it right, 'comic movie' actress, not a comedic movie actress.
ReplyDeleteYup. It says comic.
ReplyDeletePeople have gone down the comedienne route (which is unstandable), but have ignored the just as plausible superhero comic route. I would definitely describe the Avengers films as a gravy train.
Scarlet Johansson is a good fit in that case, yet I don't think it's her. One of the Olsen sisters have starred in a few of those films as the Scarlet Witch though. Maybe her?
Amy Schumer. She's said many times in interviews that she uses drugs and drinks a lot. She keeps getting fatter, and isn't looking healthy.
ReplyDeleteListening to Amy Schumer makes me feel like I need a shower. She's out there painting a really gross picture of women.
ReplyDeleteWell, plenty of misogynists are painting a pretty gross picture of men, so I guess it's swings and roundabouts..
ReplyDeleteFor those saying it can’t be Amy Schumer because it says “comic” and not “comedic”, this reveal calls her comic actress.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2018/05/blind-items-revealed-1_31.html?m=1
Are we sure this isn't JLAW???? She has been miscast so many times it's comic.
ReplyDeleteFarris. Most other women named here are tv as much/more than movies. Silverman, Schumer, Wiig, McCarthy all had high profile tv shows
ReplyDeleteAmy Schumer seems like a deeply troubled individual. As for being "rail thin" I would guess she needs rehab for alcohol, if she's the one referenced in the blind. He whole act seems like the ramblings of a mean, messy drunk.
ReplyDeleteI'm one of those weird fuckers who thinks Sarah Silverman is hot as fuck.
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