Today's Blind Items - That One Night - Met Gala
Ask the people that have been going to the Met Gala for a long time and they will point to one year as the year that blew all others away for partying and debauchery.
AB - This celebrity offspring of an A++ lister was there and he had his parents at the ball, but still managed to hook up with AC who only agreed after being paid $2000 by AB right there at the party. AB had previously been shot down by AD and AE who were not even old enough to drink but were hammered anyway and chain smoking. The two were in peak move from one thing to the next mode and both tried to hook up with AF who was also at the ball last night. AF turned them down but it wasn't because he was with his actress girlfriend AG at the time. Nope, AF turned down AD and AE because he wanted to hook up with AH who was married at the time and is married now, but to a different person. AH, who was A list at the time and who all of you know, ditched her husband (not for the first time) and hooked up with AF. Interesting side note. The future wife of AH's then husband was also in attendance. Lets call her AI. She was wasted out of her mind and probably sharing some of AD and AE's supply. She was trying to hook up with a billionaire who was there but was turned down. She then made out with with the wife (AJ) of a now disgraced mogul (AK), before hooking up with this then actor who is now A list but not at acting (AL). AM was a washed up former A list mostly movie actor at the time who only now is making a comeback in television. AM was there and tried to hook up with this foreign born alliterate model (AN) and was turned down cold. He also started using the never ending supply of AD and AE before hooking up with AO who was then and now an A- list actress. In a no one ever saw that coming, this foreign born A- list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee (AP/not my friend AP) went home with this at the time A- list comic type reality star/actor (AQ). Apparently AQ and AP didn't hit things off sexually and the next day while AP was at lunch she met the person (AR) she would be with for the next decade.
AB - This celebrity offspring of an A++ lister was there and he had his parents at the ball, but still managed to hook up with AC who only agreed after being paid $2000 by AB right there at the party. AB had previously been shot down by AD and AE who were not even old enough to drink but were hammered anyway and chain smoking. The two were in peak move from one thing to the next mode and both tried to hook up with AF who was also at the ball last night. AF turned them down but it wasn't because he was with his actress girlfriend AG at the time. Nope, AF turned down AD and AE because he wanted to hook up with AH who was married at the time and is married now, but to a different person. AH, who was A list at the time and who all of you know, ditched her husband (not for the first time) and hooked up with AF. Interesting side note. The future wife of AH's then husband was also in attendance. Lets call her AI. She was wasted out of her mind and probably sharing some of AD and AE's supply. She was trying to hook up with a billionaire who was there but was turned down. She then made out with with the wife (AJ) of a now disgraced mogul (AK), before hooking up with this then actor who is now A list but not at acting (AL). AM was a washed up former A list mostly movie actor at the time who only now is making a comeback in television. AM was there and tried to hook up with this foreign born alliterate model (AN) and was turned down cold. He also started using the never ending supply of AD and AE before hooking up with AO who was then and now an A- list actress. In a no one ever saw that coming, this foreign born A- list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee (AP/not my friend AP) went home with this at the time A- list comic type reality star/actor (AQ). Apparently AQ and AP didn't hit things off sexually and the next day while AP was at lunch she met the person (AR) she would be with for the next decade.
