Today's Blind Items - Bait And Switch - BBMA
About a decade ago, this at the time B-/C+ list list actor all of you know took his then tween daughter to meet a billionaire benefactor who shares many of the same values of the actor. One of those values is a love of young women. Preferably legal. Now, that is not to say that the tween daughter wasn't encouraged to send bikini photos of herself or turn up in Vegas and make sure the billionaire enjoyed himself watching the offspring sunbathe. In return for all this, the billionaire keeps financing truly awful films for the actor that no one sees. Well, once the daughter turned of legal age, several times each year she spends an evening or a night with the billionaire and the film financing spigots stayed on.
Now, our offspring is trying to get out of the deal because lets face it, the guy is old and she is not enjoying the experience at all. So, what to do? She brought in a B-/C+ list celebrity this weekend to do a threesome with the billionaire in hopes that he might want to replace our offspring. The offspring says she is hopeful. She has her heart set on a guy who is much younger and is currently tiring of his relationship with that soon to be divorced former reality star who left her marriage for the man.
Now, our offspring is trying to get out of the deal because lets face it, the guy is old and she is not enjoying the experience at all. So, what to do? She brought in a B-/C+ list celebrity this weekend to do a threesome with the billionaire in hopes that he might want to replace our offspring. The offspring says she is hopeful. She has her heart set on a guy who is much younger and is currently tiring of his relationship with that soon to be divorced former reality star who left her marriage for the man.
Kermit, yeah I know, it works here too.
ReplyDeleteStephan Baldwin?
ReplyDeleteHayley obviously and?
DeleteCamilla Morrone(Leo’s beard) as the friend and probably a Getty
DeleteMohamed Al Fyad for the billionaire?
DeleteYawn
ReplyDeleteBill Gates comes to mind.
ReplyDeleteSteven Baldwin is a Trump supporter, Trump has financed movies. Could be him.
ReplyDeleteStephen is a bible thumper I think
ReplyDeleteThat doesn't make him any less of a fit here. 😕
DeleteI'm guessing the super religous Baldwin brother. Roy Moore for the benefactor.
ReplyDeleteKendra for the reality star???
ReplyDeleteOr Snooki
DeleteOh yeah, I bet she wants Kendra 's whale.
DeleteRoy Moore is nobody's benefactor. He begs daily for money. Gross old coot.
ReplyDeleteMy first thought was Emma Roberts
ReplyDeleteRob Sneider? I could never figure out how he gets movies made. I know he has a singer daoughter, does he have any other kids ?
ReplyDeleteYeah Roy begs for money, claims to be bankrupt because of legal things, but he still has the big horse ranch in N Alabama.
ReplyDeleteHe never financed a movie. Drats.
okay, let's see of one of the Koches, the Mercers, the Princes or the Adelsons financed any movies.
ReplyDeleteOff to do some digging...
I don't really have any basis for this, but by the movie descriptions my first thought was Steven Seagal. Apparently has a 24 year old daughter, so timeline could be about right.
ReplyDeleteI thought the same thing
DeleteIs Steve Mnuchin a billionaire? He'd be old to a young girl, and finances movies.
ReplyDelete@Barbotus
ReplyDeleteGreat guess! I'll be damned but Seagal regularly stars in really bad movies and TV shows.
So does Stephen Baldwin, though.
Lemme take a gander at the producing credits.
Second choice, Ronald Burkle.
ReplyDeleteif it was Baldwin , wouldn't the blind say a raging hypocrite
ReplyDeleteVegas billionaire = Steve Wynn?
ReplyDeleteNo investments in movies or Hollywood in Wynn's history (that we know of.)
ReplyDeleteThe Koch bros invest in movies but it looks to be all big hits.
The Mercers have no entertainment interests that I can find. None for Adelson either.
So, who is the religious billionaire backer of religious movies for Stephen Baldwin or alternatively who is the Russian backer of Seagal movies?
Or possibly Kirk Kerkorian?
ReplyDeleteExcept he died in 2015...
ReplyDeleteFirst thought was Steven Seagall, too.
ReplyDeleteI like the Mnuchin guess. Even if Roy Moore were financing movies, he obviously doesn't wait for them to turn 18.
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ReplyDeleteKirk Cameron seems to get films made in his Christian genre..."Fireproof", "Saving Christmas", "Unstoppable"
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Recently defended Mr. Trump (Jan.2018:"God Has Forgiven Trump")
If it were S. Baldwin, I think Enty would’ve specified “from a showbiz family”... but other than that, that was also my first guess.
ReplyDeleteSteve Mnuchin has only been producing movies since 2014, not 2007, and they are all mostly high profile, so not him.
ReplyDeleteStephen Baldwin doesn't have many reoccurring producers. Neither does Kirk Cameron.
I do think this is Steven Seagal. Since 2007 the same four names of producers keep cropping up in the credits of his films: Binh Dang, Joe Halpin, Benjamin Saks and Philip Goldfine. I can't find information on ANY of them, so I don't know their worth, but they do show up with frequency. And, as someone said, Seagall does have a daughter the right age.
And said daughter probably has her eye on Hank Basket, Kendra Wilkinson's ex.
The blind is saying that the daughter wants the current boyfriend of the almost divorced reality star, not her ex husband.
DeleteSo if the reality star is Kendra, then the daughter doesn't want Hank, she wants the guy Kendra left him for. In previous blinds, he's been described as a Vegas high roller (whale), but I'm not sure if the name has been figured out. Anyway, that's who the girl wants.
Aaaah, sandybrook, still a pathetic snowflake cunt i see...
ReplyDelete@Melvin
ReplyDeleteThat's remarkable. Great find!
Gonna see what I can find on those producers.
Gotcha, Sara. Still means the reality star in this equation is Kendra.
ReplyDeleteCasper Van Dien's career has always been a mystery to me.
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