P - Vikander - i have seen enough porn to realize you cant figure out when the cooter looks like based on how the broad looks, but they way i figure it there is a <5% chance of hers falling short of exquisite.
M - Washington - as a peckerwood, it is hard fo4 me to pass on hot chocolate w/ a beautiful mouth.
B - Scarjo - seen the pic recently of her hindquarters clad in in black pants so tight the wedgie showed each cheek of her ass individually, they are phenomenal. Round and firm w/ a sturdy build at 5'3, mmmmmm. No worries about breaking her, playful rough would be a dream.
P.S. i am still mad at Khaleesi and the other GOT broads for keeping their clothes on. After last season, i cant wait for it to be over. Gaddam ending better not be as shitty as the Sopranos or Deadwood.
ScarJo needs shorter or longer hair. Maybe she's growing it out, but this stage is not good. Loved her short hair. It's a controversial choice wearing Marchesa right now, so ScarJo is definitely making a statement, perhaps that Harv's wife is also a victim.
SJPs face!!!! Look, that poor man with her has gone cross-eyed from looking at it. Doesn't anyone ever throw a masked ball these days? She's crying out to be covered.
Johansen's mundane marchesa and bad hair are a little better than her "acting" anyway ....Jared leto ???? Oh well, Hollywood just glows with self importance.
Sarah Jessica Parker and Andy Cohen
Lana Del Rey and Jared Leto
Bella Hadid
Kerry Washington
Alicia Vikander
Scarlett Johansson
Scarlett’s Dress! J’adore!!!!
ReplyDeleteAgreed! It’s beautiful.
ReplyDeleteScarlett’s dress is Marchesa. Discuss.
ReplyDeleteScarlett's dress was Marchessa too, Harvey's ex wife
ReplyDeleteI see Andy got in.
ReplyDeleteDressed as an Afghani heroin warlord
DeleteWhy is SJP always with Andy Cohen or another gay man?
ReplyDeleteScar Job was best dressed in my opinion but I don't see how her outfit fit the theme.
A lot of the outfits didn't fit or looked bizarre to me.
P - Vikander - i have seen enough porn to realize you cant figure out when the cooter looks like based on how the broad looks, but they way i figure it there is a <5% chance of hers falling short of exquisite.
ReplyDeleteM - Washington - as a peckerwood, it is hard fo4 me to pass on hot chocolate w/ a beautiful mouth.
B - Scarjo - seen the pic recently of her hindquarters clad in in black pants so tight the wedgie showed each cheek of her ass individually, they are phenomenal. Round and firm w/ a sturdy build at 5'3, mmmmmm. No worries about breaking her, playful rough would be a dream.
P.S. i am still mad at Khaleesi and the other GOT broads for keeping their clothes on. After last season, i cant wait for it to be over. Gaddam ending better not be as shitty as the Sopranos or Deadwood.
ReplyDeleteI guess Bella Hadid has been watching Maleficent.
ReplyDeleteGood for Scarlett. She looks awesome. Great dress.
ReplyDeleteEmilia reminds me what Marge Simpson's mother said - "Ladies pinch. Whores wear rouge."
ReplyDeleteSJP and Andy. Holy fuck. Can Andy's eyes get any darker? and who is the woman behind them with the dress that says "sex"?
I think Nicki Minaj edges ahead of Scarjo for me.
Scar jo looks ok. That hair though. soccer mom hair. Grow your hair out. Where is Michael Fassbender??? Alicia's dress is meh.
ReplyDeleteYeah I can't get over ScarJo's hair. All I see is David Hogg.
ReplyDeleteScarJo needs shorter or longer hair. Maybe she's growing it out, but this stage is not good. Loved her short hair. It's a controversial choice wearing Marchesa right now, so ScarJo is definitely making a statement, perhaps that Harv's wife is also a victim.
ReplyDeleteSJPs face!!!! Look, that poor man with her has gone cross-eyed from looking at it. Doesn't anyone ever throw a masked ball these days? She's crying out to be covered.
ReplyDeleteLove Emilia’s dress!
ReplyDeletelana's face. wtf. and scarlett looks like a middle school teacher from kansas.
ReplyDeleteHas Harvey agreed to make Scarlett a star? Her career isn't going so well.
ReplyDeleteScarJo's career is just fine. She has a couple of franchises and movies with less CGI.
ReplyDeleteShe is still the highest grossing actress in Hollywood and can carry movies if she has to.
In what way did you think her career wasn't going well?
That's actually the best I've seen ScarJo look in some time.
ReplyDeleteEmilia's dress is fabulous.
Johansen's mundane marchesa and bad hair are a little better than her "acting" anyway ....Jared leto ???? Oh well, Hollywood just glows with self importance.
ReplyDeleteSJP - I thought only 1950's hookers wore that shade of blue eye shadow
ReplyDeleteScarlett Johansson - Lovely dress but not the right occasion for it. And whoever said "soccer mom hair" was right.
What is the theme, tarts and vicars renaissance edition?
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