Friday, May 11, 2018

Blind Items Revealed #5

May 4, 2018

Apparently our favorite foreign born B+ list actress/singer is not satisfied with the songs that her current producer/boyfriend has managed to find for her that she can say are her own. So, she just hooked up with a producer while overseas and got herself three more songs.

Rita Ora


9 comments:

  1. Who's the producer? We need to know to validate this blind in the future.

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  2. She's got the power of the bareback.

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  3. Why use cash when you can use gash.

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  4. So how does this currency work? Is it one fuck per song? Or do you give it up for a negotiated period of time? Do the terms include anal? I mean why is the sex so valuable?
    I'm not rich, but there is very little of value to me that I would give up for a piece of ass. Even famous hot ass.
    I just want to understand how these transactions work cause I'm not sure I see the value.

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  5. Good question Someone Else. I always wondered that, as well.

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  6. @plot, Right? I mean I understand the value and if one has money to burn I can see spending money to get what you want, but giving up 3 songs is worth a lot of money to an artist. So this must still be a financial transaction that is incentivized by the poontang, but still how does that go down? Is there an agreement drafted with a scope of work? Has Enty drafted one of these contracts? I'd love to see one without the names just to see whats included and whats excluded.

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  7. Not naming the man again? Gross.

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  8. BeyoncĂ© has stolen songwriting credits sense forever. I’d be interested in knowing if JLow had claimed songwriting credits because we all know she is incapable of writing a damn song.

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    1. Well she can’t sing one that’s for sure

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