Tuesday, May 08, 2018

Blind Items Revealed #1

May 1, 2018

This A list rapper has been told by doctors he will die in the next two months if he doesn't kick his sizzurp habit. Despite almost nearly dying a few months ago, he is doing as much, if not more than he was before hospitalization.

Rick Ross

10 comments:

  1. Do maybach not make high quality lean? stick to donuts fella.

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  2. No loss. His best years are behind him.

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  3. He should move to Nigeria. I just see a show about the epidemic of cough syrup addiction there. Can go to the factory, order 1000 cases and pick em up in 3 days, no papers/licenses/etc needed. If yer gonna go out, do it like a baller, not a bitch.

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  4. A co-worker of mine was fired for a sizzurp. Dude if you're gonna throw your life away, do it right and start snorting some coke or shooting some H. Fucking purple drank, man.

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  6. If at first you don't succeed, keep on keepin' on Slick Rick! I like the Count's idea - slizzurp up the sizzurp at the source.

    PURPLE DRANK MUH FUGGAZZZ!

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  7. It's like the original formula for Coca Cola.

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  8. I would love to know what AJ Benza's screen name is on CDAN. Any thoughts?
    #fameisabitch

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