Wednesday, May 16, 2018

Blind Items Revealed #1

May 8, 2018

Met Gala

This permanent A+ list singer was invited, but said no. Actually she said hell no, but you get the point. Some of the people she dislikes the most all at one party is not a recipe for success. A family member did attend, and had some remarks she made to that foreign born B+ lister we all know.

Beyonce/Solange Knowles/Rita Ora

11 comments:

  1. 'You're entire career is due to your yachting'.

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  2. Sooooo....how does one go about getting into "yachting" ?!

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    1. starter pack includes:

      1. pre-packaged Instagram account already loaded with all the thirstiest and easily accessible Johns/Joans/Juans/'Twans/Khans, and a very handy FAQ/Help guide with even more tricks and tips to start you on your maiden voyage into the seas of professional sensual sin

      2.starter pack of all the newest and most effective antibiotics and retrovirals, with a few samples of the most mind-numbing narcotics you'll need to persevere(take only with the prior advisement of an unlicensed pharmacist)

      3.coupon for bottle of the most yachtastic champagne to toast your launch from the docks of your pre-yachting life

      3.address & contact information of US embassies for most Mediterranean and Mid Eastern countries(use only in last resort scenario. Effectiveness may vary depending on which c/Church may be ascendant at any given time)

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  3. Just check out Cannes, it's like yachting March madness, hope you like water sports.

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  4. "You're even more pathetic than I am!"

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  5. Why not blame the adulterous husband instead of the female?? Yeah she's definitely very loose knickered(whora ) but Beyonce knew what she was marrying and her Sister should know that too....money and publicity is the reason she married him anyway!

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  6. Amy, you make a good case for blaming Beyonce and her desperate sister.

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  7. Also domestic-abusing sister.

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  8. I doubt it was because of Rita, she has had to function around her for years, I believe Jay was avoiding the Tidal and SEC backlash, he is due in court tomorrow

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  9. Beyoncé seems to dislike a whole lot of people.

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  10. I think Beyonce must have believed it when Goop called her, "The most talented human being on the planet". Oh, and this is when Goop was still married to Chris Martin, who must have loved being publicly humiliated by his own wife. But then again, maybe he didn't mind because Goop and CM are both giant ass-kissers of Jay and Bey.

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