Say it isn't so. With this closeted foreign born A list mostly television actor's ascent from hit television to big time movies, he may be getting a new beard. The most kneepadish gossip website is trying out new women that his PR team suggests to see who gets the most traction. Apparently this is not sitting right with our actor who still has his television show. He thinks he should be loyal to his long time beard and is pushing back.
Sam Heighan?
ReplyDeleteASkars?
ReplyDeleteSam is ridiculously beautiful.
ReplyDeleteSo is there like professional bearding agents now? Used to be beards were other celebrities, closet lesbians like Tay Tay, or just actresses who wanted to raise their profile. But according to Ent the business model is now for professional beards being paid a salary. I guess it makes sense, they can dump them any time they want with no complications besides a severance package. I do admire Leo though, mixing bearding with pimping, there's a true entrepreneur.
ReplyDeleteMan this is a tough crowd. I find loyalty to a long-serving beard to be admirable, touching even.
ReplyDeleteENTY!!!! PLEASE!!! NO NO NO....I have one fantasy...in my entire life...LET ME LIVE IT!!! I'M 60 YRS OLD!!! Have Mercyxo
ReplyDeleteVery sweet and loyal. Doesn't want to upgrade to a newer model.
ReplyDeleteI'm all for a double lavender relationship. Or one of convenience, like a straight actor w/a closeted one because she doesn't want to be pushed to date (by pr, family, whatever).
ReplyDeleteThe Beard For Hire business is unsettling. Just a little too much hiding that it seems like self-loathing instead of wanting to protect privacy.
It's OK to be gay!
Also, they could be really good friends by now and quite happy with their arrangement.
ReplyDeleteWhich is the site Enty is referring to in "most kneepadish gossip website"? That should reveal it.
ReplyDeleteI would think TMZ but I think here the “most kneepadish” would be People.
DeleteHollywood Life, maybe.
DeleteOr Ok Magazine?
Sigh, it's always sad to see this kind of bearding amateur hour or people using lower tier services such as Beards4Less.
ReplyDeleteThat's why Beards'R'Us understands a true gentleman appreciates a quality beard. You don't want to go back to those drunken party sluts who got you through university. Their fees may have been cheap but nothing was worth holding their hair back every Thursday as they destroyed your contour bath rug. Let Beards'R'Us help find you the beard you deserve today.
@Brayson87 - awsawes PSA! You always bring the best humor 😂😂😂Also, people should know by now, you get what you pay for! 😂
DeleteAgreed. Always love these posts, Bray.
DeleteSam Heighan Is absolutely beautiful!! Why are all the nice, beautiful celebrities gay. Since I started reading this site I have no idea who is actually straight anymore.
ReplyDeleteLike RDJ said everyone in Hollywood is gay once in a while. There are a lot of gay execs in the biz, a lot. If you want to get on in Hollywood you gotta suck a dick, there might be some actors and actresses who haven't sucked a dick, but let's assume the vast majority have. So if you're a young good looking actor on your way it's likely beneficial to be gay as opposed to straight. Having some fat sweaty Jew cum in your mouth/ass over and over again is bound to mess with a straight dude's psyche.
ReplyDeleteKneepad press is Just Jared in this particular case....
ReplyDeleteHollywould is full of ambitious vermin who will blow any meatwhistle dangled in front of them if it might mean a career, or even a shot at fame. Can't wait until the big one comes and creates Arizona Bay...
ReplyDeleteYikes
DeleteHis current beard is a train wreck. Anything would be a step up from her. She is seriously dragging him down.
ReplyDeleteThis BI is clearly about Sam Heughan and his beard Mackenzie Mauzy.Their fauxmance started 2 years ago. They lead separate lives in different continents.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.justjared.com/2018/05/16/sam-heughan-stops-by-nobu-hotels-launch-party-in-london/
I first thought the blind is Luke Evans because he has gone in and out of the closet. Evans first came out as gay then got a female PR agent to be his beard then semi came out again a few years ago. I believe this blind is definitely about a British actor for sure. I commend the actor for wanting to stick to one beard she is probably a very good friend to the guy and he trusts her. Trust between a closeted actor and his beard is VERY IMPORTANT.
ReplyDeleteI think knee pads might be PEOPLE MAGAZINE. People's magazine is VERY celebrity friendly and the stars rush to People because they KNOW they will get good press or a good spin.
ReplyDelete@Andrew Simpson "knee pads" is obviously Just Jared. They have just published an article about Sam Heughan and a 'mysterious blonde', who is not his usual beard.
ReplyDeleteLuke Evans doesn't need beards, he's openly gay now -there are articles and pics about Luke and his current boyfriend Victor Turpin.
Luke was openly gay while working at the British theatre -just like Sam- but he had to go back to the closet -just like Sam- a few years ago when he became famous.
Sam Heughan desperately needs to cut ties to Miss Mauzy. She is a immature, unattractive, not intelligent beard. Her fashion sense is laughable and she hasn’t found work other than as a beard for over 5 years. C’mon Sam, step up man!
ReplyDeletePeople saying Holly Willoughby are about as wrong as it goes. a) she's married b) my friend is her PR and she says COMPLETE bollocks. Sorry try again.
ReplyDeleteAll you newbies - "knee pads" has ALWAYS been People magazine.
ReplyDeleteIn this case, CDaN/Enty uses 'knee pads' to refer to Just Jared.
ReplyDeleteThe same way, Sam Heughan is always'our favorite closeted foreign born pay cable actor' in all the CDaN blind items.
http://www.foxella.com/tag/sam-heughan/
There is no evidence to support these theories.
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