This near permanent A-hole singer of the huge band who's songs nobody you know seems to like, or ever listen to, is contemplating suicide as a way to make it onto the permanent An-hero list
@longtimereader Donald Trump is president, Kim Kardashian is called a "genius" and a Prince just married someone who is a decade too late to be in College Girls Gone Wild. No surprise.
If it’s Chris Martin he can go to hell! Dakota seems like a sweet girl and she seems to really like him. I remember reading a blind a few months back about him cheating. Smdh
chris martin is lucky he is talented bc he is brutally unattractive, physically. maybe if you were drunk in the pub, desperate, w/ low standards.
i saw dakota on late night once...she has a pretty good sense of humor. I'd like to see her try some comedy. I was kind of surprised she had wit/good comedic timing about her just being herself
Dakota, so bland as to be borderlining just ugly, is one of the worst cases of nepotism around. At least the Martin fellow can sing lol. He could likely do better than cold, dried out pancake Dakota. Should break up instead of cheat.
To be honest coldplay first album was good. The rest bullshit. They enjoy the fame a money more than writing good songs I guess. I still remember the time when magazines used to called them "the new radiohead"...yeah right..
Parachutes was quite good. Chris Martin is both a gentleman and an extremely charming person (as I have oft stated). He’s also refreshingly humble ,sober , and kind.
These I reckon ,are lost traits in this delusion of a world.
As an ardent Radiohead fan, I have never heard this and fervently disagree. However I'm not a Coldplay basher because it's easy and lazy, there are blander bands with no talent at all.
If Chris Martin were a food, he'd be tofu, utterly bland and nondescript. If Dakota were a food, she'd be ....er.... what's even blander and more boring than tofu, anyone?
Like Chris is giving anyone an O. Goop already spilled the dirt on that by saying she sought men who lacked the ability to be intimate, she is now on her first Adult relationship and calling Chris her brother. In other words Chris is immature and bad at sex. Celebretard Dakota was raised by a bi-sexual pedo cokehead and a promiscuous adulterous cokehead who f*cked their co-stars. Dakota’s got issues 13 year age difference with this boyfriend, the previous was cheating and used her for her money, the one before was in a cult. Not to mention Martin’s weird love button guru seems like he’s running some kind of cult.
Chris Martin,Dakota?
ReplyDeleteBreaking news: cheating..
ReplyDeleteWhat a depressing world it is when that charisma black hole singer from coldplay is near perm A list. Give me strength.
ReplyDeleteAgreed
DeleteThis near permanent A-hole singer of the huge band who's songs nobody you know seems to like, or ever listen to, is contemplating suicide as a way to make it onto the permanent An-hero list
Delete@longtimereader Donald Trump is president, Kim Kardashian is called a "genius" and a Prince just married someone who is a decade too late to be in College Girls Gone Wild. No surprise.
ReplyDeleteIsn't it supposedly a PR relationship anyway?
ReplyDeleteNo, actually it's not. Do you people think EVERYONE is gay & bearding?
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DeleteIf it’s Chris Martin he can go to hell! Dakota seems like a sweet girl and she seems to really like him. I remember reading a blind a few months back about him cheating. Smdh
ReplyDeleteHe should spend his money on dance lessons. And a dentist.
ReplyDeleteColdplay. Music for people who don’t like music
ReplyDeleteI couldn't name a Coldplay song if my life depended on it.
ReplyDeleteEven Viva La Vida (I used to rule the World)? Though supposedly it was plagiarized.
Deletechris martin is lucky he is talented bc he is brutally unattractive, physically. maybe if you were drunk in the pub, desperate, w/ low standards.
ReplyDeletei saw dakota on late night once...she has a pretty good sense of humor. I'd like to see her try some comedy. I was kind of surprised she had wit/good comedic timing about her just being herself
"foreign born just about permanent A list singer" 100% of them are so just name everyone you can think of
ReplyDeletenotthisagain - "I'd like to see her try some comedy"
ReplyDeleteShe did. It was a TV show called "Ben and Kate".
I really loved Ben and Kate.
DeleteShe did comedy it was the 50 Shades franchise.
DeleteDakota, so bland as to be borderlining just ugly, is one of the worst cases of nepotism around. At least the Martin fellow can sing lol. He could likely do better than cold, dried out pancake Dakota. Should break up instead of cheat.
ReplyDeleteTo be honest coldplay first album was good. The rest bullshit. They enjoy the fame a money more than writing good songs I guess.
ReplyDeleteI still remember the time when magazines used to called them "the new radiohead"...yeah right..
Parachutes was quite good.
DeleteChris Martin is both a gentleman and an extremely charming person (as I have oft stated).
He’s also refreshingly humble ,sober , and kind.
These I reckon ,are lost traits in this delusion of a world.
As an ardent Radiohead fan, I have never heard this and fervently disagree. However I'm not a Coldplay basher because it's easy and lazy, there are blander bands with no talent at all.
DeleteI, too, have met Chris on numerous occasions and he is a kind and congenial bloke.
DeleteParachutes, and Rush of Blood to the Head, were outstanding. After that... awful.
DeleteI am with Jennifer, I couldn't name one Coldplay song if I had a gun to my head.
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DeleteYellow - just in case the scenario above happens. It's the only one I know, Coldplay are not really my sort of music.
DeleteTricia- he does seem like a good guy. No real bad behaving. He seems quite humble & fun.
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DeleteThis is nice to know as I am a Coldplay fan
Delete@Tricia13 - how did he manage being with mean girl Goop for so long and avoid pap pics of the two of them together?
ReplyDeleteIf Chris Martin were a food, he'd be tofu, utterly bland and nondescript.
ReplyDeleteIf Dakota were a food, she'd be ....er.... what's even blander and more boring than tofu, anyone?
I love tofu lol. But o spice it up quite a bit😉
DeleteLike Chris is giving anyone an O. Goop already spilled the dirt on that by saying she sought men who lacked the ability to be intimate, she is now on her first Adult relationship and calling Chris her brother. In other words Chris is immature and bad at sex. Celebretard Dakota was raised by a bi-sexual pedo cokehead and a promiscuous adulterous cokehead who f*cked their co-stars. Dakota’s got issues 13 year age difference with this boyfriend, the previous was cheating and used her for her money, the one before was in a cult. Not to mention Martin’s weird love button guru seems like he’s running some kind of cult.
Delete@tricia13 my three year old was delivered via c section and Coldplay's Yellow was playing. I have loved them ever since!
ReplyDeleteThat’s a beautiful Mallory:)))
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ReplyDeleteNOTHING A-list about coldplay - 3 note wonders...
ReplyDeleteColdplay is ear candy. There’s nothing wrong with them even if certain snot-rag music writers say there is.
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ReplyDeleteHe is gay. And all those "relationships" are PR moves
ReplyDeleteChris Martin and Dakota. He had a open marriage, why would he change now?
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