Blind Item #6
A story buzzing this week is that a tech king wannabe who was trying to be front and center at a big television event last week drugged and raped a soap actress after an after party of the event.
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If yer gonna drug a broad, ya go fartbox, right? Why go through all the trouble just for some puss?
ReplyDeleteWait, this is Enty, so "drugging" might not mean roofies and the broad is passed out. It could mean "gave her some blow" and "rape" could mean "the next day she regretted banging him for more blow, so she rescinded consent."
ReplyDeleteWe got a intelligent one
DeleteFartbox?
ReplyDeleteStinky Winker, Balloon Knot, Starfish, Bunghole.
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DeleteThat’s one sick 12 yo
DeleteMaybe Michael Stevens at the Daytime Emmy Awards?
ReplyDeleteOr Steve Spangler at the same event.
ReplyDeleteYou can always tell when someone very rarely, if ever, gets laid..
ReplyDeleteHahahah! +1
DeleteBecause they dont know what a fartbox is?
DeletePrecisely.
DeleteElon Musk!😎
ReplyDeleteOh wait my bad this isn't a Mr. Hedge BI
Yeah, never laid me.
ReplyDeleteJack Dorsey.
ReplyDeleteThe Count is back and we have a fartbox! Thanks Count.
ReplyDeleteFartbox, I am done. Thanks, Count.
ReplyDeleteFartbox is such a new term for so many? This is surprising to me. Expand your vocabularies, people! Typing anus and doo doo hole over and over gets boring.
ReplyDeleteDookie chute is my fave term.
ReplyDeleteHey Count Jerkula: If you get someone high on drugs and then have sex with them when they are inebriated, you have drugged and raped them. "Drugged and raped" doesn't always mean roofie + passed out.
ReplyDeleteAhhh, the piss and ammonia smell of a feminist! Refreshing!
DeleteIf the sex was agreed to before hand, then it is not rape, it is a barter. Ex. "I'll give you half of my 8ball to party naked with me in a hotel room tonight."
DeleteIf the person only gives consent after they are high, such as Rosie the Riveter's stories of sex with college coeds she sold drugs to, then it is rape.
Ashton.
ReplyDeleteI honestly have to wonder how much Jerkula is tipping the scales at. I'm thinking we must be looking at 500, 600 pounds minimum, and hasn't seen his schmooblydong in at least a decade. How else can you explain the systematic, perverse cries for help? Also a 90% chance he has blown his mom's social security checks on a RealDoll.
ReplyDeleteI honestly have to wonder how much Sierra S is tipping the scales at. I'm thinking 250-350 and hasnt had a man near the open sewer under her gunt in atleast a decade. How else can you explain her fat shaming and dick shaming a person who talks about sex on a website that makes its money off tales of pedophilia, incest, rape, sexual assault, abuse and murder. Also a 90% chance her mother blew a Social Security check to have a cousin take her to prom.
ReplyDeleteThe only remarkable part of your comment is how little thought was put into it. You are so bewilderingly unclever that your best attempt at a retort is literally a nearly word-for-word copy of my comment with slight changes in syntax.
DeleteScholars, mark the time and date of Count Jerkula's latest post. It is so astonishingly unoriginal that it is almost scientific. Psychologists could make generations worth of progress into the study of mental retardation with this one post.
If immitation is the highest form of flattery, then what is a domesticated chimp-human hybrid poorly attempting to play mad-libs with your comment on the internet?
Keep melting, cunt.
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