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This Christian singer is in the news a lot this week. Back in the day he used to "counsel" high school girls when he would visit churches and he would only "counsel" girls individually on his tour bus if they were attractive. Biggest hypocrite ever.
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ReplyDeleteAaron Collins?
ReplyDeleteSo are we dinging him for being a pedo or for only going after attractive girls?
ReplyDeleteIsrael Houghton? I know he and Adrienne were in the news this week cus they are expecting.
ReplyDeleteSheeit, what's the Christian equivalent of Google, this genre is really not in my wheelhouse.
ReplyDelete@Brayson87
DeleteTry Christianity Today & Charisma Magazine. The Babylon Bee is satire but the satire is based upon reality & people in the know can read between the lines.
I hope he was counseling them on the benefits of being anal only virgins and not damaging the goods.
ReplyDeleteBart Millard from MercyMe? He did the title song for the movie I Can Only Imagine which has been in the (mostly) Christian news cycle.
ReplyDeleteMatt Maher and Chris Tomlin haven't been in the news lately.
I think Montana Marriott got it. Never heard of him or his wife before, but not only are they in the news for expecting, I believe Adrienne has an article in People and/or OK about the house she is glaming up.
ReplyDeleteHouse = code word for vagina
DeleteMy grandma used to tell me the priest would call young brides to come to his office to "Bless your womb". And it means exactly what you think it means.
ReplyDeleteI'll go with Marvin Sapp for this one.
ReplyDeleteChristian music not my wheelhouse either.
ReplyDeleteRumor has it Israel Houghton & his wife have an open marriage and/or swing.
ReplyDeleteGross @TW. That man needs gastric bypass sleeve ASAP. Ugggh
DeleteI hear you @sd auntie.
ReplyDeleteIf he weren't the music minister or a musician at the church most women wouldn't want him. Those kinds of men & pastors attract dubious women due to no fault of their own.
Pat Boone. But back in his day, it wasn't a tour bus, it was a horse and buggy.
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