The wannabe wife of this A list frequent reality judge/host/producer/chain smoker/serial cheater has been arranging for paps to try and put the aforementioned person on the spot so she finds out if she is ever going to get married or cast off like all the rest when she gets tired of him chain smoking during sex.
Laura Silverman/Simon Cowell
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DeleteSimon Cowell.
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ReplyDeletehttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-5790611/Simon-Cowell-grimaces-panic-asked-hell-propose-girlfriend-Lauren-Silverman.html
ReplyDeleteIf he hadn't asked her 5 years in and she hasn't left yet, what he worry? She needs him and gave up her other kid to be with him, if only for money.
Well where else is he supposed to put out his cigarettes?
ReplyDeleteThought he was gay. Isn't this just a bearding thing anyway? Is he bi? Feels like the narrative is shifting around here.
ReplyDeleteHe is gay.
DeleteNah.He isn't. Remember the old photos of Simon with a Vietnamese tween circa early 2000s? I think he's a pedo.
DeleteI'm sorry, but if he's chain smoking through sex, that's some mad skill and coordination.
ReplyDeleteMost likely flat on his back letting her do all the work
DeleteShe cheated on her ex- husband with Cowell and abandoned her first kid. You reap what you sow!
ReplyDeleteWhat a bitch! I completely forgot she had another child. How can she do that??
DeleteChain smoking during sex? Smoking during sex at all? Ew.
ReplyDeleteIsn’t sex enough during sex?
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Delete@Ddonna, America's Got Talent is starting up again,so the Simon is straight story has to be put out for public airing.
ReplyDeleteWhen Simon gets older he is going to be so pathetic like Burt Reynolds.
ReplyDeleteIt's May 31st. Wasn't Enty supposed to drop a big reveal by today??
ReplyDeleteLife in the Fast Lane...:)
DeleteWhat the Hell? Gross shit right there...sex with Simon at all that is. Gives a bad name to chain smoking. FuckingEww
ReplyDeleteSmoke blunt pre-sex then. Cigarette post sex. No need to smoke during!
ReplyDeletechain-smoking DURING sex? who the fuck would try him a second time after doing that? lol
ReplyDeleteI guess today must be the Simon that makes pop starlets blow him while he smokes and not the gay Simon. Guys, I've figured it out. He only turns gay when his nicotine levels drop.
ReplyDelete>"Chain smoking during sex? Smoking during sex at all? Ew."
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Unless you're *REALLY HOT* (´ඏ ౪ ඏ`❀)
ahhh, at last, I may finally be approaching the zenith of Dad-level jokes
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I love the way people assume things which were sexy in the past suddenly aren't now because our beliefs (at least the ones we claim to hold) have changed. Look, I've never smoked. But smoking? Still sexy. Sorry.
ReplyDeleteQUESTION: Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't Simon's father wait years and years to finally marry his mum? I think she had had a few kids by then. Chip off the old block, I guess. It must be in the DNA.
ReplyDeleteWhy buy the cow when you get the milk for free?
ReplyDeleteHe puts his cig out on the prepubescent boy in the bed
ReplyDeleteenty, seriously, why undermine your credibility (which people love to question all the time) by doing a simon-cowell-is-straight blind???
ReplyDeleteI have always stood by you enty, but the rami malek reveal was wrong and you pulled it off the site. now what about these stupid hetero ones about cowell?
please dont be what they want you to be enty - fake.
Yawn
DeleteWho else immediately pictured George Constanza eating a sandwich during sex?
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