This A+ list reality star was wishing her significant other could have attended. Umm, he was persona non grata this year, not because of his recent stances, but because of something else he did the last time he was at the ball a couple years ago.
last time he was there (2016) Kanye wore jeans and gave one word answers to questions - when asked about his look he said "vibes" or something like that.
I'm not buying he sharted, he would have realized it for that level of stain penetration through denim.
And big whoop if he sharted. You roll the dice enough, pull the trigger on too many questionable farts, eventually you're going to get some change back.
Ya, if you're a Power Bottom and love penetration by foreign objects. I don't think booty bumping diet pills would cause catastrophic colon collapse in and off itself
Allison is the diet drug that makes you have loose stool and tons of gas. I have never used it but have met lots of people who complained about this. Amber Rose is right, he loves the ass play. I have heard about some actresses being incontinent due to too much Anal. Gross
Although embarrassing, I definitely can see how this can happen to him. When you are fisted repeatedly you can often suffer a prolapse of the colon and subsequent anal leakage. He just needs to get an absorbent corrective butt plug b4 next year comes around.
And Kanye's not alone: https://m.eonline.com/amp/news/679808/ed-sheeran-accidentally-poops-his-pants-during-concert-says-he-farts-all-the-time-on-stage
Well..., what if the stains on his jeans (who goes to such event in jeans ??!) are not from a terrible shart, but are in fact blood, but from his liposuction? When did he get his lipo? He said himself, he got vacuumed so he won't be ridiculed as fat, and this gala is where you want to look your best (=thin).... in jeans apparently....
Kimmy/kanye
ReplyDeleteKanye???
ReplyDeleteKimye
ReplyDeleteTrying to recall what he did...I think he got into a lovers spat with Tischi
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Delete+1 tricia 👍
Deletelast time he was there (2016) Kanye wore jeans and gave one word answers to questions - when asked about his look he said "vibes" or something like that.
ReplyDeleteIIRC, he shit his pants one year and walked around with the stain showing!
ReplyDeleteWhaaaaaaaa!!!!
DeleteHey Dexamyl by the way-good to see you buy that visual is making me wanna hurl lol
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DeleteI was trying to do a Gold Digger parody here but can’t— the fact that this happened is way too bananas and disturbing 😰
ReplyDeleteI always thought Kanye had a bloodstain not a shitstain which would suggest some other sort of pre-Gala activity entirely...
ReplyDeleteLook it up and you be the judge
No stop. Brain can’t take it.
DeleteSo it was A Riccardo “spat”?!’
Hmmm, possibly...or the making up afters!!!
DeleteReason #2 it wasn't a s-stain: he would have been unbelievably stinky. More support for the alternative.
Sorry Tricia to be so graphic--I'm ashamed but there was no other way to explain!!!
It's my understanding that he always reeks of shit... so its concievable that few would actually smell anything unusual
DeleteI was gonna say poop incident.... it's real, Tricia...
ReplyDeleteyikes yea I saw the photos gotta say poor guy , at least for that. NO ENEMAS before events, famous people!
Deletealso pretty sure there was a blind explaining he had an enema within 24-48 hrs b4 event
DeleteNo worries OB- it’s answering the blind and I appreciate the backstory—no pun intended 😊😜
Deletehold up, kanye shat himself at the MetGala and i'm just hearing of this??? Wait what????
ReplyDeleteYes this is true and there are photos. Go ahead and google it.
ReplyDeleteKanye and his Shart Jeans.
ReplyDeleteBloody $hit links:
ReplyDeletehttp://olutemiblog.com/alleged-kanye-west-have-a-shit-on-his-trouser/
http://blindgossip.com/?p=78230
https://aintaboutthatlife.com/kanye-west-had-a-major-accident-at-the-met-gala-he-accidentally-pooped-his-pants-check-out-that-stain-on-them-designer-jeans/
I'm not buying he sharted, he would have realized it for that level of stain penetration through denim.
ReplyDeleteAnd big whoop if he sharted. You roll the dice enough, pull the trigger on too many questionable farts, eventually you're going to get some change back.
Brayson...I am fucking DEAD at your comment. YOU!! always with the humanness of all & the levity. Love it.
DeleteI had to Google this to see...and the front of his blue jeans were not zippered up! Maybe that was the look that year...?
ReplyDeleteBrayson, the story is he was taking pills to lose weight for the Gala.
ReplyDeleteIt can easily happen.
Ya, if you're a Power Bottom and love penetration by foreign objects. I don't think booty bumping diet pills would cause catastrophic colon collapse in and off itself
DeleteHe was just going with the "Late Night Disaster" theme that year.
ReplyDeleteThis made me laugh out loud.
DeleteDon't hate.
ReplyDeleteI suffer from heavy periods. That is blood. If the people smelled feces they would have sent Kanye home.
ReplyDeleteKanye's PR would rather have an enema story than a Ricardo Tisci story.
TW is right
Deletehe was most likely on his period
@rosie riveter
DeleteLove you!
coming from someone who has shit their pants before, im 99% sure that isnt a shit stain.
ReplyDeleteAllison is the diet drug that makes you have loose stool and tons of gas. I have never used it but have met lots of people who complained about this. Amber Rose is right, he loves the ass play. I have heard about some actresses being incontinent due to too much Anal. Gross
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DeleteAlthough embarrassing, I definitely can see how this can happen to him. When you are fisted repeatedly you can often suffer a prolapse of the colon and subsequent anal leakage. He just needs to get an absorbent corrective butt plug b4 next year comes around.
DeleteSo mysterious that this story is being told for the first time.
ReplyDeleteI've never laughed so hard. Thank you all for the great comments!
ReplyDeleteAnd Kanye's not alone: https://m.eonline.com/amp/news/679808/ed-sheeran-accidentally-poops-his-pants-during-concert-says-he-farts-all-the-time-on-stage
ReplyDeleteThat's definitely blood. He got fucked hard by something or someone who was a little too large. Or anal fissure trauma.
ReplyDeleteSorry guys, i feel like he probably sat in bronzer or something boring like that.
ReplyDeleteAaand Rosie wins this thread!
ReplyDeleteRight. Like Kim gives a F if Kanye is there. Please.
ReplyDeleteThey are strangers!
Oh, Kanye ......
ReplyDeleteThe drug is called Alli and it is the only over the counter FDA-approved weight loss drug in the US. I am not sure if it is still on the market.
ReplyDelete@Brayson87 you always crack me up! 😂
ReplyDeleteMe too!
DeleteCould be Zigi . . . who knows what Z did with that metal arm. :D
ReplyDeleteHe took pictures of Kim at the Met a couple of years ago after Anna made it clear that no selfies or pictures were allowed.
ReplyDeleteWell Kim was invited and attended. Kanye pretended he needed to be in the mountains to get some inner peace and record his next album.
ReplyDeleteHe shit himself
ReplyDeleteThanks Sal T and Tricia!
ReplyDeleteHaha thanks Urban, I probably just have low blood sugar at times ;)
Well..., what if the stains on his jeans (who goes to such event in jeans ??!) are not from a terrible shart, but are in fact blood, but from his liposuction?
ReplyDeleteWhen did he get his lipo?
He said himself, he got vacuumed so he won't be ridiculed as fat, and this gala is where you want to look your best (=thin).... in jeans apparently....