Blind Item #14
I have written about this alliterate actress wannabe yachter several times over the past few months. Apparently she has signed on with that madam I wrote to you about yesterday. She was told about her from that former D list alliterate celebrity.
Bianco Blanco
ReplyDeleteFarrah Abraham and Tina Tequila -dunno but o need a shower right about now just putting those names together
DeleteBianca Blanco for the Z lister
ReplyDeleteThis ratchet bitch is Z- on her best day!!
DeleteAnd Phoebe Price for the D Lister?
ReplyDeleteNOT D List!!! More like "Shit Pist"
DeleteHell, my blind, three legged mangy dog wouldn't hump that crack whores leg....
Shit List*
DeleteFrom D list to (s-t)D list. Living the dream.
ReplyDeleteMove over, Jeff Bezos.
ReplyDeleteI don't know, this could really work. If you're throwing down hard earned petrodollars on western whores wouldn't you want the freakiest ones possible?
ReplyDeleteTo complete the freak show... why not recruit Kathy Griffin? She needs some work badly... Hell, even a crisp $20 bill could get her attention
Deletelol @ Phoebe. Work it every day for twenty years, and get your big break taking kneeling orders from Backdoor Farrah.
ReplyDeleteIf i don't know or care who any of these people are, does that make me a bad person??
ReplyDeleteNo, but you are truly missing out on a rare opportunity to bust your gut laughing so damn hard that you piss your pants.
DeleteIf you are ever feeling down or depressed... just google images of Phoebe Price. Your day will turn around in a heartbeat. It's actually a new therapy that is catching on in the psychiatric community I hear
I’m getting STDs just from reading this blind.
ReplyDeleteThis provides no clues at all lol
ReplyDeleteIs there a school for yachting? Scholarships available? Reunions?
ReplyDeleteIt all sounds so exciting!
I was hoping it was Snook
ReplyDeleteMo money. Mo anxiety later on life. Crippling anxiety.
ReplyDeleteIt`s the oldest profession, does not involve children and peados. been going on forever. Just hope those ladies save their money rather than blow it so to speak.
ReplyDeletewhat is a yachter and how do you become one?
ReplyDeleteIts a high dollar prostitute. And to become one you give up your self respect which some dont miss that much
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