This permanent A+ list singer is on two dating apps but uses the picture of one of her assistants. Apparently, a first date is an invitation to the singer's home where the surprised men are subjected to a good hour of questions from the singer and a NDA to sign.
Mary J. Blige?
ReplyDeleteWho asks if you want kids on the first date? Ladies, don't do it!
ReplyDeleteNothing says romance like a NDA.
ReplyDeleteI would violate that NDA to the Uber driver on the ride home.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHAHA +1
DeleteMadonna?
ReplyDeleteMadonna, the future Norma Desmond.
ReplyDeleteCurrent!
Delete+1 she won't ever be ready for a close-up ever again
DeleteI mean. It's gotta be hard to date when you're famous. Who can blame her?
ReplyDeleteMadonna
ReplyDeleteHow is it that fat, gross rich men can get plenty of choice P but an aging A+ pop star (Madonna *cough*) who is still in great shape can't get the D so easy?
ReplyDelete@DK
DeleteAn older woman can't do anything to or for a younger man that a young girl can't.
Biologically speaking, men want to "sow their seed." A 20 year old girl is more likely to become pregnant than a 40 year old woman.
You can boss a young girl around more easily than you can an older woman.
Shall I go on?
What I hear from younger guys is the older ones do it better. Also as most guys on dating apps are just looking for sex they know the older woman isn’t going to want a relationship with them usually.
DeleteI think that would easily apply to 20 yr old men and active 30-50 year old women. I am a little skeptical of 60 yr old women. Or 59 1/2 yr old women like Madge. There is stuff plastic surgery can not fix. And I am speaking of hookups. Though I have to be honest if my 20 yr old came home with a 60 yr old. .... I would be pretty freaked out.
DeleteI know my 20 year old daughter said "Madonna who?" When I was talking about her. A lot of younger adults honestly dont see her fame. I had to tell her some of the songs and then she knew who Madonna was. Permanent a list perhaps. But 50 years from now, will she just be an afternote?
DeleteCher (to be different). Plus, I love the idea of Cher being a sassy undercover B on Tinder....
ReplyDeleteI hope they are all doing this and if they aren’t, take it as a good idea. I would believe that this was Madonna, Cher, Mary, Mariah... all of them. But probably Madge.
ReplyDeleteMadonna's dating-app days involved the pony express.
ReplyDeleteYou'd think Madonna's dating app would involve a drive through.
ReplyDeleteI love the assumption that the guy would still be down when he finds out it's the singer.
ReplyDeleteI would! She'd probably have a hoard of all the best drugs. The problem is turning a one night stand into a week's vacation.
DeleteDDonna, she reminds me of one of those ancient redwoods you can drive a car through.
ReplyDeleteWhy don't the celebrities join a matchmaking service? They screen all the candidates beforehand and you can date types that you like instead of wading through a large pool.
ReplyDeleteMany people not famous join these services if they don't have the time or want to bother with screening.
Madonna loves doing what young people do. That's why she calls her son the n-word. She's so cool.
ReplyDeleteMadonna's older than Norma Desmond. Gloria Swanson was 50 when filming "Sunset Strip", Madonna turns 59 in August.
ReplyDelete@ T.W. That's making the assumption that a rich man just has more power than an equivalent woman because he has a D.
ReplyDeleteA rich older woman can do plenty for a young man.
A lot of rich older men definitely do not want to knock up young women. They pay to make that stuff go away if it happens. Harvey Weinstein would have a ton of illegitimate children if that weren't the case. And Spacey and Singer's butt babies don't live. haaa..OK I'm being puerile...
$=Power, but men do seem to manage much better with their $ influence on young P than their subjectively, but somewhat more attractive female counterparts in going for that young D.
She should be on gluefactory.com
ReplyDeleteAhhh, the fine art of seducton...
ReplyDeleteNothing wrong with it. She is a celebrity after all. Easy target.
ReplyDeleteFeel sorry for the assistant. Way beyond the job description.
ReplyDeleteMadonna can get fucked any time she wants. The danger is the paps that would expose a hookup. No man needs that so a surrogate pic means that Madge is in control.
ReplyDeleteA guy responds, she can choose in the privacy of her home and an NDA seals the deal.
Madonna can get fucked any time she wants. The danger is the paps that would expose a hookup. No man needs that so a surrogate pic means that Madge is in control.
ReplyDeleteA guy responds, she can choose in the privacy of her home and an NDA seals the deal.
If the kids don't know who Madonna is, or appreciate her place in history - that's the parents fault. Today's pop culture will not educate them about icons from the 70s - 90s. YouTube is only useful if they actually know what musical names to search for.
ReplyDeleteHave you seen the state of madge these days? she should swallow her pride and pay for it.
ReplyDeleteI shudder to imagine the crusty, nefarious and semi-reptilian sludged lead box that would be Madge's canal at this point.
ReplyDeleteAbout as *attractive and sexy as Harvey's fat rotted winker from a female's perspective.