The faux chocolate cookies around the white stuff is so nasty to me I just can't eat Oreos or their equivalents.
I can eat the white stuff out of one (though other non-burnt/chemical-tasting cookies also have same white stuff fillings), but the older I get the more disgusting even the white stuff is.
If I'm eating any part of an Oreo these days, there's something wrong with me.
My father. He insensitively punished my brother and me for stashing the cookies, sans frosting, under the family room sofa cushions. There were only about 50 under there...I've never understood the man.
I don't take them apart either. But I don't buy them so I won't eat them. My son thinks his grandparents are the only ones who have those hallowed treats
Never had one, never seen one in the flesh. They only arrived in the UK about ten years ago and that was long after my biscuit and sweet days were gone.
I try to NOT eat Oreos at all. They have too many calories. But, when I do, I just eat them whole. (NOT in whole bag of them, of course! I just popped an entire single cookie into my mouth.)
I prefer the 365 brand over regular Oreos and i like the mismatched ones with one chocolate cookie and one vanilla with the cream inside. And I just shove the whole damn cookie in my mouth, one by one :)
No, this is a post about the Orange thing. He only eats Oreos in which the bag has not been opened. He takes them apart, and licks the frosting off firstly. Then he gives the "covers" to whichever Secret Agent is standing close by. The Secret Agent then has to dispose of the cookie covers discreetly, because the Orange thing thinks he just gave away a treasure.
No, I have never made contact with an extra terrestrial being.
ReplyDeleteI try and try to leave my past behind.
ReplyDeleteBut the bill collectors won't stop calling.
Only if you’re dunking in milk or crushing for a Blizzard:)
ReplyDeleteYes. Me.
ReplyDeleteYeah, me.
ReplyDeleteExcept I don't really eat my titanium dioxide sandwich cookies as much anymore.
"In every way, of course. I am programed in multiple techniques. A broad variety of pleasuring."
ReplyDeleteUh me? I don't do that, I dunk the thing in my milk whole or if not having a drink just bite into it.
ReplyDeletePlease tell us the horrible story behind Paul Newman so I can put my Newman-O eating days behind me and perhaps risk of diabetes as well!
ReplyDeleteYes,me. Hydrox are better anyway. I don't dunk,either. Also only eat them at home because,black teeth.
ReplyDeleteNo, unless milk is involved.
ReplyDeleteThe faux chocolate cookies around the white stuff is so nasty to me I just can't eat Oreos or their equivalents.
ReplyDeleteI can eat the white stuff out of one (though other non-burnt/chemical-tasting cookies also have same white stuff fillings), but the older I get the more disgusting even the white stuff is.
If I'm eating any part of an Oreo these days, there's something wrong with me.
@Brayson87 - today is a good day for a Data quote.
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DeleteMy father. He insensitively punished my brother and me for stashing the cookies, sans frosting, under the family room sofa cushions. There were only about 50 under there...I've never understood the man.
ReplyDeleteI don't take them apart either. But I don't buy them so I won't eat them. My son thinks his grandparents are the only ones who have those hallowed treats
ReplyDeleteI eat them only in Milka Oreo Chocolate.
ReplyDeleteNever had one, never seen one in the flesh. They only arrived in the UK about ten years ago and that was long after my biscuit and sweet days were gone.
ReplyDeleteMe.
ReplyDelete(Also, Oreo Thins are the way to go. The cookie-to-cream ratio is much more balanced.)
I only like the golden ones and I don't pull them apart. Ok, the peanut butter ones are pretty good, too.
ReplyDeleteFyi - You can stick a fork into the white part for dunking so you don't get messy fingers.
@Beth, that was the scene where I knew TNG was going to be great lol
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ReplyDeleteAin't nobody got time for that. Junk food should be scarfed down as quickly as possible, so you feel sick and resolve not to buy it ever again.
ReplyDeleteI try to NOT eat Oreos at all.
ReplyDeleteThey have too many calories.
But, when I do, I just eat them whole.
(NOT in whole bag of them, of course! I just popped an entire single cookie into my mouth.)
=)
Never had one. Tim tams on the other hand ....
ReplyDeleteOoooh Tim Tams!!!
DeleteMy favourite is biting the corners and sipping some good port or hot cock.
*COCOA Pardon my Freudian slip...
DeleteI once ate a entire pkg of them when I was young and they all came back up shortly afterwards.
ReplyDeleteHavent touched one since.
I’ve been trying not to eat them as much since I heard they use palm oil which is killing the rainforests and animals :(.
ReplyDeleteTeddy KGB didn't always take them apart.
ReplyDeleteI prefer the 365 brand over regular Oreos and i like the mismatched ones with one chocolate cookie and one vanilla with the cream inside.
ReplyDeleteAnd I just shove the whole damn cookie in my mouth, one by one :)
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ReplyDeleteGirl, I just sprayed water all over my ipad. You really are a Wicked Bee! Watch out for the Count.
ReplyDeleteI eat the entire oreo...Without milk and shit...yeah I know, but try to understand me, my father didn't love me.
ReplyDeleteMe. I’m gluten-free 😒
ReplyDeleteIs this post secretly about eating pussy?
ReplyDeleteNo, this is a post about the Orange thing. He only eats Oreos in which the bag has not been opened. He takes them apart, and licks the frosting off firstly. Then he gives the "covers" to whichever Secret Agent is standing close by. The Secret Agent then has to dispose of the cookie covers discreetly, because the Orange thing thinks he just gave away a treasure.
ReplyDeleteEat each chocolate wafer after scraping off and discarding the inner white filling.
ReplyDeleteI prefer the 365 Christmas version that has peppermint cream. And I prefer dunking the whole cookie in milk.
ReplyDeleteMe.
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