Friday, April 13, 2018

Blind Items Revealed #2

March 5, 2018

This foreign born A+ list singer tried to bring in a dozen people to this after party. After 20 minutes of trying, he had to settle for three being allowed in with him. The remaining nine all jammed inside one SUV and hotboxed the hell out of it until the A+ lister returned.

Drake


12 comments:

  1. Hey it's not easy having minions.

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  2. "they're henchmen, you don't explain to to them. They do your bidding. When you say jump, they say, "what shark?"

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  3. Wheelchair Jimmy would have had more fun at a strip club anyway, either type.

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  4. Henchman 21: Here is where you are wrong, my friend. This woman has killed before.
    Henchman 24: Allegedly.
    Henchman 21: Okay, whatever. But she was a big girl. We are talking about a large, healthy woman of questionable stability.
    Henchman 24: Oh, you are totally underestimating the never-say-die scrappiness of a survivor.
    Monarch: Hey, guess what? Nobody cares who would win in a crazy fantasy fist-fight between Anne Frank and Lizzy Borden. We never should have brought the henchmen! We're going to be the only ones there with henchmen! I'm gonna have to kill them. Pull over if you see a good spot to dump their bodies!

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  6. But where would he be without them browskis aka ghostwriters

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  7. I hate the Drake!

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  8. Last night's Atlanta was set at a party at Drake's house while he was away. Turns out, Drake is Mexican!

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  9. hey, he just loves his bed and his momma...

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  10. What if he’d never met the broskis?

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  11. Who cares, he's gross

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