Sunday, April 22, 2018

Blind Items Revealed #1

April 15, 2018

This barely closeted former B+ list mostly television actor on a now defunct singing ensemble show is about to come out with his barely closeted actor boyfriend. The former is trying to get a tabloid cover for the announcement.

Kevin McHale (and it took him less than a week from this blind)

14 comments:

  1. If anyone from Glee comes out as NOT gay, then maybe that's deserving of a BI.

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    1. @atoukzog: This. 🙌🏼

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    2. A Glee star is gay? Whaaaaaat.

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  2. Cc: Darren Criss

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  3. @atoutzug - Right? haha "This B+ list actor from that network ensemble singing show you all know is secretly dating A GIRL!"

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  4. In other McHale news, I think this week was the weakest Penis McHale Show Starring Penis McHale yet.
    Are you being too nice to the writers? Show them no mercy.

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  5. Coming out doesn't get a mag cover anymore, not unless it Arnold Swartzanager.

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  6. Apparently, in order to get on Glee you had to be either gay or Mark Salling. What a world.

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  7. Good for him! It's too easy for those of us on the outside looking in to shrug our shoulders and snark, "Well, duh, he's a Glee kid." I can't imagine the strength of character it takes to open himself up to expected ridicule and diminished roles simply because of who he's attracted to. The more people who are willing and able to take that enormous step will help those who continue to live in fear of discovery. For every Michael Phelps suffering from depression, there are thousands of others with the same problem. The more people willing to come forward the more those of us watching from the sidelines will take comfort in knowing that we are not alone.

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  8. The only Kevin McHale in my world played power forward next to Larry Bird.

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  9. And that Kevin McHale was the only one I thought of when I saw Kevin McHale came out.😮

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  10. Good for him!

    Anyone else remember early first season when Chris Colfer made an unscripted coming out statement on a talk show? He’d been “discouraged” from outing himself but decided he’d rather be out on his terms than anyone else’s.

    Starting to wonder if the Glee show runners cracked down on the rest of the queer cast members after that except for their “token” trans character.

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    1. Kind of like:

      Murphy: lokay, guys. Chris is out, so if you’re pissed, he’s why you can’t have nice things. That’s our one gay person. The rest of you are now officially heterosexual unless any of you ladies would like to - “

      Jane Lynch: *wiggles fingers*

      Jenna: Shit.

      Naya: I’ll do gay for pay.

      Murphy: ....under consideration.

      Chris: *Drinks Diet Coke in the back row*

      Murphy: don’t think I can’t replace you.



      And that’s the story of how he hired Darren Criss to be his Favorite Closeted Obviously Gay Actor*. And Chris Colfer lived happily ever after off his book royalties.

      The end.


      *Since I still don’t get that part, I’m just gonna make things up here.

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