This B- list celebrity who only gets that high because of who he "dated" and because his his name is easy to remember was in the desert this weekend and hooked up with that closeted foreign born former A+ list boy bander.
Nope. Louis Tomlinson is in the UK right now. The only possible former 1D member hooking up with a dude at Coachella would be Zayn (I think he's in LA right now)
Except that Zayn doesn't like to leave his house. His big comeback single came out this week and he's done two radio interviews for it and nothing more. He says he's rehearsing for a concert tour, but that sounds unlikely.
Were any of 1D actually at coachella? And as much as I don't like them, they're not all uphill gardeners. Come on, guys. B- is probably Casper Smart though. Good guess.
Definitely Louis Tomlinson. I don't think it's Zayn. Louis is the only one I can think of that makes sense since he hasn't been seen in a while so nobody knows where he is- although I don't see him as A+ list anymore. I don't know who B-list is.
it's not Harry he's touring the UK-- could very well be Louis, esp since he was hooking up with some guy at Ultra last year. (Someone said he's in the UK here but there's actually no proof of that, he's been MIA for weeks, and planes exist.) More curious about who the first guy is TBH?
Could be. I'll give the album a chance; I'm among the minority who really likes Louis Tomlinson's voice, although I know it's an acquired taste.
Still doesn't explain why his recent singles like "Miss You" and "Just LIke You" weren't promoted on his social media channels, even though someone saw fit to invest money in videos.
I've heard the argument that since Louis was the only 1D member over 18 when they signed their original contract as no-names, Simon Cowell has some weird hold over him, while the others were able to renegotiate from a position of power when they turned 18.
Has anyone ever heard of meeting men at softball? Or Starbucks? Or online? This is funny if it's the same dude who hooked up at another festival. Festival frank we'll call him. Looking forward to the next riveting festival frank update!
I thought Niall Horan and Zayn Malik were the only two straight guys in One Direction? As other people mentioned this blind cannot be Harry Styles he is in the UK on tour. And yes Harry is gay but the blind is probably about someone else A gay actor who is not out Garrett Clayton was there.
Wow Tricia, yet another great guess! Are there rumours that Brooklyn Beckham is gay, I must have missed those. Everything else fits, especially his carefully papped romances.
Harry Styles and...?
ReplyDeleteI guess Harry Styles for the closeted former boy bander.
ReplyDeleteHarry's on tour in the UK. I'm wondering if it's Louis Tomlinson. Can't figure out the B- list celebrity, though.
ReplyDeleteI have two good guesses but I never out beards.
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DeleteCan't be Harry since he's on tour in Europe and had shows the last few nights. Gonna guess Louis Tomlinson and I don't know who B-list is?
ReplyDeleteYeah, Louis was definitely at Coachella, complaining about the lack of bands.
ReplyDeleteBrooklyn Beckham/Nick Jonas?
ReplyDeleteOh Fireign Born-must be a One Directioner..
DeleteCasper Smart for the B-
ReplyDeletethrough process of elimination Louis Tomlinson is the only 1D guy that could’ve been there i think. No clue who this other guy is though.
ReplyDelete+1 Naddyb. He didn't even cross my radar.
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ReplyDeleteDefinitely not Harry. He was in Glasgow wearing a kilt this weekend.
DeleteMust be Louis. Though I don’t consider him A+ unless in the context of the group / among fans.
I agree with the Casper Smart guess for B- celebrity.
Speaking of closeted, I see they have Niall Horan dating Hailee Steinfeld now. Sure.
ReplyDeleteboth are closeted 😁
DeleteNope. Louis Tomlinson is in the UK right now. The only possible former 1D member hooking up with a dude at Coachella would be Zayn (I think he's in LA right now)
ReplyDeleteExcept that Zayn doesn't like to leave his house. His big comeback single came out this week and he's done two radio interviews for it and nothing more. He says he's rehearsing for a concert tour, but that sounds unlikely.
ReplyDeleteI thought hailee was bearding with sean mendes?
ReplyDeleteWere any of 1D actually at coachella? And as much as I don't like them, they're not all uphill gardeners. Come on, guys.
ReplyDeleteB- is probably Casper Smart though. Good guess.
Definitely Louis Tomlinson. I don't think it's Zayn. Louis is the only one I can think of that makes sense since he hasn't been seen in a while so nobody knows where he is- although I don't see him as A+ list anymore. I don't know who B-list is.
ReplyDelete@longtimereader, check out the latest planted items.
ReplyDeleteThey're trying to sell Niall + Hailee + golf at the moment.
Very exciting stuff for people who like their sports and romances as bland as possible.
it's not Harry he's touring the UK-- could very well be Louis, esp since he was hooking up with some guy at Ultra last year. (Someone said he's in the UK here but there's actually no proof of that, he's been MIA for weeks, and planes exist.) More curious about who the first guy is TBH?
ReplyDeleteI did a little online research and as far as I can tell, none of the 5 One Direction members were at Coachella this year.
ReplyDeleteIt was back in January that Louis Tomlinson complained about the lack of bands in the lineup when it was published.
But no reports or photos of any of them being there exist for Coachella 2018.
@Austin, good point. Kind of hard to hide at Coachella. You'd think at least one fangirl or fanboy would have tagged him in a selfie.
ReplyDeleteLouis is a mystery in general. He puts out decent songs with elaborate videos that never get promoted, even on his own Twitter or Instagram accounts.
Same for public concerts or appearances - nothing before or after on his own social media.
@Nutty_Flavor, this may at least partly explain the mystery, from Louis Tomlinson's Twitter on April 3:
ReplyDelete"Can’t wait for the day to finally release this album. It’s all I’ve been working towards over the last two years."
Patrick Schwarzenegger for the B- lister
ReplyDelete@Austin
ReplyDeleteCould be. I'll give the album a chance; I'm among the minority who really likes Louis Tomlinson's voice, although I know it's an acquired taste.
Still doesn't explain why his recent singles like "Miss You" and "Just LIke You" weren't promoted on his social media channels, even though someone saw fit to invest money in videos.
I've heard the argument that since Louis was the only 1D member over 18 when they signed their original contract as no-names, Simon Cowell has some weird hold over him, while the others were able to renegotiate from a position of power when they turned 18.
Maybe the 'former' refers to his/the boy band's ranking rather than him being a former boy bander ( as in the band has broken up)?
ReplyDeleteHas anyone ever heard of meeting men at softball? Or Starbucks? Or online? This is funny if it's the same dude who hooked up at another festival. Festival frank we'll call him. Looking forward to the next riveting festival frank update!
ReplyDeleteLiam Payne is in there somewhere
ReplyDeleteI thought Niall Horan and Zayn Malik were the only two straight guys in One Direction? As other people mentioned this blind cannot be Harry Styles he is in the UK on tour. And yes Harry is gay but the blind is probably about someone else A gay actor who is not out Garrett Clayton was there.
ReplyDeleteWow Tricia, yet another great guess! Are there rumours that Brooklyn Beckham is gay, I must have missed those. Everything else fits, especially his carefully papped romances.
ReplyDeleteLouis Tomlinson wasn't at Coachella. No directioners went this year.
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