This A- list actor who all of you know from multiple sources of entertainment who has a long running network hit has been pressing producers to hire a co-star who is younger and into him because he is tired of having to work for sex outside his marriage and wants something convenient.
Ice-T?
ReplyDeleteLazy old man syndrome, LOMS is real
ReplyDeleteBecause that always ends well...
ReplyDeleteThe O.G. still being a player at 60, it gives you hope.
ReplyDeleteLL Cool J
ReplyDeleteBut LL is still pretty hot so I don't see him having to work to hard to get a little on the side
DeleteFeeling Neil Patrick Harris for this one.
ReplyDeleteIs NPH in a new show? His long term show ended.
ReplyDeleteGreat guess on Ice-T. He could have been serious, when saying it, or goofing around on set. It would totally fit his dry sense of humor.
Ice-T and Coco don't have an open marriage? If anyone ever did, I'd put this one right near the top.
ReplyDeleteTom Selleck?
ReplyDeleteOr Joe Mantegna...
ReplyDeleteWho is the CO STAR?
ReplyDeleteUnfortunate events isn't network.
ReplyDeleteSeacrist?
ReplyDeleteImma go with LL Cool J, he's been married forever by entertainment standards.
ReplyDeleteWasn't there a blind about Ice-T being told by doctors he has one foot in the grave? If his health is that poor he ain't having much sex if any. Besides. I doubt Mariska would give in to a demand like this.
ReplyDeleteWhere's the cutoff on "long running"? And 'has" not "had" suggests it's still on the air. Here are the dozen longest-running active series on television that aren't news.
ReplyDelete1. The Simpsons - Homer seems loyal to Marge, despite all his flaws. I don't think it's him.
2. South Park - No pedophile jokes, please.
3. Law & Order: SVU - Iced! After going through the list, this seems probably right.
4. Family Guy - Again, Peter's a jerk but not an adulterer.
5. NCIS - Mark Harmon? Pam Dawber?
6. Grey's Anatomy - Does any male star left on this show have that kind of leverage? And are any of them straight?
7. Criminal Minds - Joe Mantegna? I've never heard anything bad about him. But who knows?
8. Supernatural - Not network in Entyspeak, right?
9. American Dad! - No more animation jokes.
10. The Big Bang Theory - Is anybody in this show straight?
11. NCIS: Los Angeles - This is getting exhausting.
12. Modern Family - No!
Tabloids ran a story on Mark Harmon last year. He & his wife renewed their vows last month.
DeleteFrom where I sit you don't need to renew your vows unless you broke them.
Mark Harmon is my guess. Wasn't there a blind recently that alleged him having an affair while he was away from home, arranged by the church?
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