This A- list mostly movie actress all of you know definitely has two sides. There was the side that spent a week in the middle of hell on earth doing good for people and then the four days after she spent making $300K for hooking up with a guy in that Middle Eastern country specializing in that type of thing.
Charlize Theron
ReplyDeleteAngelina?
ReplyDeleteDoesn't ever do good for people.
DeleteSo she's Robin Poon?
ReplyDeleteHahah
DeleteAmber Heard
ReplyDeleteGood for her! On both counts.
ReplyDeleteAlthough I'll add... ain't no kitty worth $300k, even if that is pocket change to you. Fucking retarded.
There’s the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way.
Delete@Brayson: funniest thing I've read in a long time!!!
ReplyDeleteMaybe both places were hell on earth. Who knew that hell paid so well?
ReplyDeleteAmber Heard is A- now? Must be due to the Depp/Musk proximity, certainly not based on acting ability.
ReplyDeleteThe Yachter of Canton?
ReplyDelete"...She sucked off the rich and she gave to the poor
Stood up to the man and got down on all fours..."
Since when would Amber Heard do anything for anybody but herself?
ReplyDeleteThis sounds like that miserable wench Theron. Maybe that explains her unlikeable personality? She's a bitter old hooker.
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DeleteHer childhood could explain much of that.
DeleteIt sounds like Angie, but the rating doesn't fit.
ReplyDeleteI don't think Theron would be considered A- either. At least A, if not A+.
ReplyDeleteAngelina was on UK TV last night in a documentary about the Queen and trees. Angelina was in Namibia with the kids setting up a re forestation project. Must be her.
ReplyDeleteNamibia is very far from being hell on earth.
Delete@Unknown
DeleteNamibia has a desert.
Isn't the week in hell on earth Coachella?
ReplyDeleteOh dear, Amber just donated millions to Childrens Hospital...guess she needs the money.
ReplyDeleteCould we all agree that Amber was forced to donate that money, it wasn't her choice. In normal country she would be in the prison now.
ReplyDeleteIn prison for what?
ReplyDeleteExtortion...Start there
DeleteWould they say there were two sides to Angie though? I mean that isn't news. She has always been extremes... both so-called good and bad. A thrill junkie and hyper sexual person who also seems to have a serious philanthropic edge. It doesn't surprise me. Charlize might be more surprising. Angie doesn't need the 300 grand. Then again I don't fault these women. Truth is I am a thrill seeker myself, used to be a professional dominatrix and not because I was abused or had no self esteem, NOR was I angry at men. Always tell folks I couldn't spend all day with men if I hated them. I didn't do super duper harsh stuff but it was a fun rush, getting away with something, easy money, crazy wild intense intimacy, knowing a man's darkest deepest fears and fantasies. At the same time, I tutored in a literacy campaign, and now volunteer at a school... One says nothing about the other other than that you are maybe ADHD about life. : )
ReplyDeleteAmber Heard hired a PR firm and took a camera crew to Syria to film her visiting children in refugee schools. They arranged to have the stories and pics posted by just Jared and some others picked it up. She also, apparently, rescued a puppy which she joked about on her IG about smuggling back to the US which was also picked up. If she was posting current photos on her IG, then tithe PR firm returned well ahead of her and was posting a new charity event from Scottsdale AZ, unrelated to her.
ReplyDeleteAnd I agree, I believe her donation was a requirement of their settlement based on the public statements she made "As described in the restraining order and divorce settlement, money played no role for me personally and never has, except to the extent that I could donate it to charity. [...]". I read in that the donations were part of the final settlement (which was nearly finalized the day she withdrew the TRO)
So did I.
DeleteWouldn't call Amber Heard A-, but maybe she is in Enty-world.
ReplyDeleteWouldn't called Angelina or Charlize A-, and find it almost impossible to believe they are in Enty-world.
This is Amber Heard, she was in Jordan visiting refugees
ReplyDeleteAng isn't A-.
ReplyDeleteCharlize doesn't need the money though it might be the turn on for her. She's isn't A- either.
Amber Heard isn't going to muss her hair in a hell on earth.
Who else?
I don't see why this is "two sides". People can give time to charity and then go to work. What's the issue here?
ReplyDelete+1000000 Brayson for the Firefly reference
ReplyDeleteWhat was "Q" saying, "They" made some of their sex slaves "Stars" - what is Enty saying, this star definitely has "two sides"?
ReplyDeleteIf she was with Johnny Depp she definitely a trained multiple.
Isn't the week in hell on earth Coachella?
ReplyDeleteROFLMAO good one.
Exactly right, @Martin!
ReplyDeleteIs this blind about the same person who gave her Coachella swag to anyone that asked?
ReplyDelete@Brayson a bazillion Internet points for a Firefly reference. <3 <#
ReplyDeleteTheresa May
ReplyDelete+1 ckpsjp, +1 aanjheni
ReplyDelete"If you can't do something smart, do something right."
yep, amber heard
ReplyDeletehttp://www.latimes.com/sns-bc-ent--jordan-amber-heard-20180405-story.html
'Amber Heard says meeting Syria refugees left indelible mark'
This is easy, Amber Heard.
ReplyDeleteShe needs to improve her performance, since many actresses and models receive 300k just to attend a party