Blind Item #12
Nothing like watching a couple members of a one hit wonder band from back in the day that sounds a little like a hit band today trembling as they hit that meth pipe in the desert at 10 in the morning.
Posted by ent lawyer at 11:45 AM
Labels: blind item
Could you be more vague Entern or are you out sipping your Boones Farm already? How far back in the day are we going this time?
ReplyDeleteGeorgia Satellites
ReplyDelete+1 Bill Philly
ReplyDeleteOh, that's just sad.
ReplyDeleteWho's the sound a like Florida\Georgia Line?
ReplyDeleteThat's what I think Enty means. Just the name sounds alike, not their actual music. Although I have no clue what FGL music sounds like.
DeleteDon't even know who these people are....
ReplyDeleteI got a little change in mah pocket goin jing a ling a laaang...
DeleteYeah maybe he's like that sometimes, they sing on that song that's a big hit now with Bebe Rexha "Meant to Be". They dominate the country version, she dominates the pop version.
ReplyDeleteI don't suppose we could make Dexy's Midnight Runners fit this blind...? No?
ReplyDelete(Been a long time since you heard that name, amirite?)
LOL@ Mad honinem!
DeleteThank you for that blast from the past @Mad, I love 'Dance Stance' and 'Geno'.
DeleteI know of Georgia Satellites from that one song.
ReplyDeleteIs the current desert event all about country music?
Yup @ Tw. Ashton Kutcher goes to this one. Country music only.
Delete@Sd Auntie
DeleteThank you.
Is this real country music or that contemporary junk?
I hate the name Eileen because of Dexys Midnight Runners. I never liked that song it sounded like a group of football fans of West Ham United or Manchester United went into the studio and recorded a fucking song.
ReplyDeleteMy name rhymes with Eileen. I liked to wear overalls in HS, in the 80’s. If I had a nickel for every time someone called me “come on Maureen.” I would be a fucking rich person.
DeleteNew personal rules for CDAN.
ReplyDeleteIgnore any BI that contain the words 'rapper', 'reality' or 'country' because I will not have a fucking clue who the fuck they are. I'm adding 'desert' to this list for a few more weeks.
'Readers blinds' is, as like as not, some fan girl or boy gushing about how they have come close to one of our great lords and masters.
And the same can go for a few of Enty's friend's blinds. I mean, remember a week or two ago?
INXS for fucks sake! Built up as if they were the musical coming of Christ and turned out to be a bunch of mediocre kangaroo fuckers with a dangling wardrobe wanker of a lead singer.
And as for 'Dancing Boy' that comes across as fantasy and twisted wish fulfillment.
Nowadays its either the above, something feeble like someone may have screwed someone they aren;t supposed to, got blootered on something liquid or illicit (whoop-dee-fucking-doo) or straight onto the other extreme of some fat rich cunt sacrificing buggered children to the owl god.
I hope that by skipping said posts, you'll be skipping those comments sections too, please and thank you.
DeleteWhy you gotta bring innocent animals into your filthy rant?
DeleteOwl god 😂😂
ReplyDeleteAbout the owl god, it can be Minerva, Athena, Ishtar, or Lucifer.
ReplyDelete+1 Lonely Bastard
ReplyDeleteany time i see a reality blind, a "reader blind item" or anything having to do with a rapper/country singer, i immediately skip over them. they're all boring and typical..someone's cheating on someone, someone's a drunk/druggie, etc.. yawn.
I can't take these blinds with zero clues you have nothing to guess off of. And he don't reveal shit ever anyway
ReplyDeleteI generally skip over rapper/reality posts, but more and more I'm bypassing most comments because of certain 4chan posters taking over and posting their nonsense in every. fucking. thread.
ReplyDeleteHehe
ReplyDeleteO-Town??
ReplyDeleteWhat is with the cranky crew we have commenting today
ReplyDeleteIkr..pissy bunch and not very fun to read
Delete@Sign Name Below
ReplyDeleteI don't know, but they're trying my patience. By the time I read through all their petty bickering, I have to go back and read the blind again!
+1000
DeleteKinda funny to think that virtually all the "stars" that CDAN discusses have less followers than Pewdiepie. And what is Pewdiepie? Some guy that recycles 4chan threads for 14 year olds. 62 million subscribers. It's easy to get stuck in past ways of thinking and not really fathom how fast the culture is changing (such as it is).
ReplyDeleteThat doesn't mean that I don't enjoy Enty though.
I'm deeply grateful for his exposure of the pedo scum of Hollywood.
I like to think he makes certain people sweat and grind their teeth in the dead of night.
@Euoheme: I’m a bit partial to “Jackie Wilson Says” (ideally with a gigantic photo of Jockey Wilson hanging in the backdrop...all you old Brits and Paddies know what I’m on about)
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