Thursday, April 12, 2018

Blind Item #12

This foreign born superhero went to a BDSM club in Asia where he let himself be tied up and beaten by two women who worked there. Now, that is an interesting press tour.


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  1. Avengers Infinity War premiered in Seoul...I'll go with Tom Holland.

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  2. Steven amell been to Asia lately?

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  3. Good point... maybe Chris Hemsworth?

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  4. I thought Chris Evans (Capt America) was the BDSM dude.

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  5. Chris Hemsworth was photographed alongside Usain Bolt in Daily Mail today, now we all know at least half of these blinds are based on pictures from Daily Mail so it has to Chris Hemswoth/Thor!

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  6. I think Tom Hiddleston?

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  7. Nothing wrong with that!

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  8. Dammit, I want to know who the QVC hostess was who went to the S&M club in that blind months ago!

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  9. So what? Why do you ultra-religious Puritan types care what people do in the bedroom?

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  10. I think Hiddleston could be it, but is Loki a superhero? Hiddleston, Cumberbatch & Holland were at the Seoul premier but it doesn't say married, so probably not Bendydick.

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  11. Chris Hemsworth was pictured in Australia which is not in Asia.

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  12. Did Mathias check everyone's religious status?

    Or did he just come here to read dirty comments?

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  13. Some of the Avengers are in Korea right now.

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  14. Henry Cavill is in LA right now so not him.

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  15. The Avengers (though not all of them) have only just touched down in Asia. This does sound like Cavill’s kind of thing...!

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  16. It's gotta be one of the 3 Avengers.

    Tom, Benedict, or Tom.

    My money's on Tom. And on that note, I'll be in my bunk.

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  17. Avengers press tour dates in Asia.

    April 12: Seoul, South Korea (Benedict Cumberbatch, Tom Hiddleston, Tom Holland & Pom Klementieff).
    April 16: Singapore (Robert Downey Jr., Benedict Cumberbatch, Karen Gillian & Joe Russo).
    April 19: Shanghai, China (Robert Downey Jr., Mark Ruffalo, Chris Hemsworth & Tom Hiddleston).

    Pretty much Seoul, then.

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    1. Could be anyone of these freaks. Lol

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  18. OMG I would tie up or down Chris Hemsworth and beat his gorgeous ass til he begged for mercy. Flogged that crazy gorgeous back (muscles) and ball-gagged his pretty face. All in the 6 inch stilettos that would make me look DOWN on the God they call Thor. Yum! Fantasy initiated..... lol

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    1. Get thee to a cold shower immediately

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    2. Elsa looks like a tough gal too. Betcha that's how they get down @ kiki71🤣

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    3. Wow... 50 Shades of Kiki: https://archiveofourown.org/works/new 🍿⚡️

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  19. Not much of a BI. People all got their things

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  20. Given that it says foreign born SUPERHERO, I think that cuts Hiddleston out as he’s a villain. My money is on Cumberbatch. Holland seems to young for that kind of thing.

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    1. Cumberbatch is listed as “a foreign born dual threat actor”.

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  21. That was *inspired*, kiki.
    If anybody needs me, I'll be in my bunk for the rest of the, ah, day. Or til further notice.

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  22. +1 Snifter for the Firefly reference, +1 Sal for the press dates, so many potentials to choose from

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  23. @kiki right? Hell I'd pay HIM for the opportunity. :)

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  24. Cumberbatch. It's reported his wife was a former Dominatrix.

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    1. OMG. @FA. I thought the same thing. Petite muscular fit lady with curly hair...totally see that Spanish fly being the boss in the bedroom. He probably whimpers like a baby afterwards. Lol

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    2. 🎼 CARELESS WHIMPERS: https://youtu.be/EYppdcKYDBY 🎷🎶

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  25. @FA- reported by who? Because that's one I can't get into. I can see red carpet girlfriend turned wife, I can see frustrated artiste, but dominatrix? Not her. No zest there.

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  26. Cumberbatch. They've supposedly scrubbed the websites of his wifes dom past

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  27. The economy got stimulated. What's the problem?

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  28. So wait is Cumberbatch closeted gay and Sophia is his beard as is reported elsewhere? Is he a submissive and she is a domme?

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  29. @kiki71

    Go onnnnnn.......

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  30. Only Cumberbatch and RDJ appear to be doing SEAsia press your. Maybe RDJ?

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  31. RDJ is foreign born?

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    1. RDJ is more of a furry, tho (so far I’ve seen him as a tiger and a bunny).

      Also, I think his wife is in on it (I imagine RDJ’s wife was the one who snapped his Twitter’s furry profile pic). 📸

      So I don’t think he would need to seek (outside his marriage) the services of a professional sex worker to fulfil his kinky needs.

      He is very out and proud about it too (he wears his furry costumes a lot and is apparently comfortable enough to post photos of himself in them all over social media). He’s pretty much immune to blackmail at this point...

      Which leads me to my next point: No judgement/shame in hiring escorts/sex workers (it’s far more honourable than forcing your real girlfriend/wife to do things they’re not up to or not ready for—there is such thing as “spousal rape”, you know). What IS dishonourable/unprofessional, however, is when an escort hired for her/his discretion takes advantage of the client’s vulnerability for a meal ticket (this, apart from public health concerns, is another consideration for the decriminalisation/regulation of sex work). Just be smart enough to have the escort sign an NDA beforehand (and throw in a few clauses on contraception while you’re at it—to avoid being sent invoices for the next 18 years) and certainly check for hidden cameras so she/he cannot blackmail you.

      When randoms blackmail you, your real wife/girlfriend/family suffers too. So be a gentleman and please be considerate of their feelings too. Thank you. 👩🏻‍⚖️

      PS: To answer your question, yes, in Asia RDJ would be considered “foreign-born” (E=mc2).

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  32. And anyway, Singapore and Shanghai hasn't happened yet.

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  33. In one of episodes of Sherlock, Cumberbatch is tied and guy is beating him, maybe it was not acting but real pleasure for him :)

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  34. Thor, being a god, isn’t really a superhero per se, so that probably cuts out Chris H and by default Hiddles
    Holland seems a bit young for that sort of caper.

    So there’s Cumby and Bettany. While I wouldn’t put it past either, Bettany isn’t in SEAsia as per Sal’s list (thanks!). And Cumby IS ex-Harrow... those public schools are kink incubators.

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  35. I'd go for Hiddleston. The reason I say this is because I know he used to have a "thing" with Gwendoline Christie that was based on her being tall and able to dominate him...

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  36. Meh, probably fake. Cumberbatch's loony fans have been inventing fake BIs about him going to sex clubs and shagging fans for years, because they simply cannot accept that he's married. The Infinity War cast only arrived in Korea like ten minutes ago and every waking moment has been filled with interviews and appearances, plus they have a million screaming fans, press and handlers following them around. Very much doubt they managed to find the time to secretly escape to some sex club without anyone noticing!

    However I imagine whatever fanpoodle submitted this (while fapping themselves furiously) probably intended it to be Cumby (for reasons above) or Hiddles (due to those ancient leaked messages where he talked about spanking and watching a woman eat a banana out of another woman at a strip club in iirc Holland).

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  37. Btw I see the usual suspects are sock puppeting all over this thread as usual. There has never been a single "report" or rumour about Sophie being an escort or dom that did not originate on one of those two hate blogs maintained by complete psychopaths who insist that she's secretly simultaneously a Mafia boss, human trafficker, Satanic princess, and somehow manages to combine being a failed worthless crackho with also secretly being the most powerful human being on earth and secretly controlling the entire world's press, the Church of England, and the British Royal Family. And those photos they insist are Sophie's escort shots were proven to have come from a photoshoot she did for the cover of a German arts magazine.

    If all this is true how come there's literally never been a single word of whisper of it anywhere apart from a few Tumblr hateblogs, and CDAN which is infamous for posting fake BIs submitting by stans?

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    1. Don’t forget “accomplished Moonbump Engineer” (my goodness, the STEM portion of this Renaissance Woman’s CV should put Brad Pitt’s new MIT professor girlfriend to shame). 🌚🔭⚗️🔬🕳

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  38. @Buttercups, I’ve been a fan of his longer than most of the people you talk about, and I’m delighted he married her, as they seem well-suited. We’re not all complete fucking head-cases, if that restores your faith at all ;-)

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  39. I don't beileve those crazy theories either but I do believe that ben and sophie are just a pr-based marriage and will soon crumble. Take my word for it.

    ps. I'm not one of those crazy ass fan of benedict who's dreaming of shagging him. Just a normal fan with accurate intuition.

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  40. It seems Hiddleston has some thing for BDSM (he used to have it with Gwendoline Christie) and woman's beating him. Didn't he said once he enjoyed when Nataly Portman slapped his face in Tor: The Dark World?

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  41. Grotesque.....Benadryl Cummerbund and wife could very well STAY married for a long time, if she's just a paid beard. Why not? Old time Hollywood actors stayed married to the same woman for decades (with an 'understanding')

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    1. Yeah I don’t think his real girlfriend would be very “understanding” about it, tho.

      I wish her well.

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  42. “Face it, Tiger... You’ve just hit the jackpot,” she purred seductively as teased the tip of the plush cat ears of her headband on one of his butt cheeks.

    “Miaaaaw...” he whimpered desperately.

    She sprung up and swung that paddle on his bare buttocks with all her might.

    POW! 💥 And his balls jiggled...

    Le fin du fin.

    How’s that for a happy ending.

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