This B list celebrity who was probably an A- list celebrity/reality star at her peak is getting divorced because her B-/C+ list husband got a 2nd grade teacher pregnant.
she’s started dressing like she’s having a midlife crisis (sexed up) and she’s attending Coachella. My guess obv the teacher is younger & this triggered serious insecurities
Im going with kendra considering shes always out and about and hank is the stay at home dad who attends parent teacher conferences plua im pretty sure their son is in the 2nd grade!
Tori Spelling?
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Deleteshe’s started dressing like she’s having a midlife crisis (sexed up) and she’s attending Coachella. My guess obv the teacher is younger & this triggered serious insecurities
I'm assuming this is a "Housewife" so I don't have a clue. Not a real celebrity.
ReplyDeleteAudriba Partridge\Corey Bohan?
ReplyDeleteKendra Wilkinson/Hank Baskett
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ReplyDeleteSounds like Kendra. Audrina is getting divorced because the guy is abusive or something.
ReplyDeleteTeachers are incredibly thirsty, don't leave your guys around them ladies.
ReplyDeleteWould it have been less bad if she was an 8th grade teacher?
ReplyDeleteDepends what grade their kid is in.
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ReplyDeleteTori.
Tori Spelling would be my guess, too, but doesn't Enty usually refer to Dean as "the world's worst actor"?
ReplyDeleteHoney Boo Boo running through the forest, picking up the field mice and bopping them on the head
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DeleteGood for her getting in some cardio!
Oh, my God! That made me laugh, Han Niam.
Deletethis sounds like jersey shore level
ReplyDeleteIm going with kendra considering shes always out and about and hank is the stay at home dad who attends parent teacher conferences plua im pretty sure their son is in the 2nd grade!
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DeleteGuess the 'teacher's conference' was very private. Does no one have any morals anymore and is ANYONE faithful anymore...sure doesn't seem like it.
ReplyDeleteHeidi and Spencer?
ReplyDeleteKim Kardashian???? Oh wait, men can't get pregnant, unless they're transgender. Maybe!
ReplyDeleteI don't think it's Kendra because the 2nd grade teacher wouldn't have enough penis for Hank's liking.
ReplyDeleteTori. I mean, how many kids does she have? Dean might be old, fat and unable to act his way out of a paper bag but he's fertile af.
ReplyDeleteEven if it was Dean, I don't think Tori would actually divorce him.
ReplyDeleteI'm going with the Brooke Burke guess
Yeah if you ain't 1st grade you suck.
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ReplyDeleteLOL!!!