Sunday, April 01, 2018

Blind Item #1

This mogul/wannabe singer is facing a cash flow problem for the first time in his career. Someone is willing to help, but our mogul is going to have to go out of country and do some things to earn it which will probably never make him want to go back.


20 comments:

  1. What do you think he will have to do?

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  2. Where would he be going?

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  3. He's going to Dubai next weekend. https://www.albawaba.com/entertainment/p-diddy-set-dubai-be-fire-next-weekend-1110270

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    1. That's so hilarious! Literally right after I read BoldBlonde's post,
      but before before I saw yours I joked that "Dubai is where people go to sell their souls."

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  4. Normally you'd say he's gonna have to suck a bag of Jew cocks to get some serious cash. Obviously not in this case as 1) no Jews in Dubai and 2) Diddy would have zero problems sucking a bag full of cocks, Jew or otherwise.

    So I'm thinking it's more him selling off his publishing interests. I imagine he's built up a nice back catalog and he's being asked to sell equity in it or something. Either that or the bag of cocks.

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  5. I’m going with the latter suggestion... @VessimedeBarstool

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  6. Bag o’ cocks ftw!!!

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  7. Diddy gobbled up all Biggies song rights (yes, stole them from Biggie's family) though he has monetized them very badly.

    Diddy doesn't want to be a singer, he wants to be a rapper.

    Can't think of anything any rich Saudi would want from him in Dubai, even those with dicks.

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    1. Anonymous10:12 AM

      Ever heard of "Trouting" in Dubai?

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  8. Anonymous10:10 AM

    Cant imahine Diddy with an alive Trout up his ar*s

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  9. Diddy a little old for yachting. I'm going g with April Fools. The Blind Gossip one was lame this year.

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  10. Seems pretty mean spirited for April Fools, but who knows. I'm thinking we got our April Fools trick a month or so ago with that blind about the movie everybody wanted to be in that was about the secret history of some porn movie or whatever.

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  11. Nothing is mean spirit when it’s about Diddy @Ddonna Tarttty

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  12. Artist - Peter Cotton Tail

    Trip to Ishtar

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  13. Vessimede, please. Who would want to do Diddy or have Diddy do them? He's way to be old to be eating dicks of any sort now---unless HE is paying for it.

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  14. The D
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    That's Diddy

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  15. I don't think he cares about being a rapper very much anymore you guys are talking like it's 15yrs ago

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