Thursday, March 15, 2018

Blind Items Revealed #3

March 8, 2018

This foreign born former A list singer who hasn't had a hit in a very long time and if you believe conspiracy theories, may be a replacement for the original has a new boyfriend. He won't last long though because she never goes too far from that flash in the pan singer/reality star who also supplies her drugs, but only when she is with him.

Avril Lavigne/Ryan Cabrera


10 comments:

  1. So who has the best maple syrup?

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    1. Canada. Darn their maple-having ways!

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  2. Mrs. Butterworth, duh!

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    1. Anonymous11:14 AM

      That fake high fructose syrup like substance comes out of the ass end of a machine, not a tree....

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  3. What was the "replacement for the original" thing all about?

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    1. That the real Avril Lavigne died years ago and a body double us living as her.

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  4. Well the real deal was pretty awful... so I would need to see if the "replacement" was just as terrible. You can't fake that kind of awful. Plus, she married Chad from Nickelback. Say no more.

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  5. Plus, she married Chad from Nickelback.

    Well, at least they didn't breed ((shudder)).

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  6. haw haw one time mrs Butterworth's was buy one get one free at the store so every time I opened the cupboard I would make them kiss

    ok I will shut up now

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    smart ass.

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  7. I'm sorry is this from 2003?????? Why are we even talking about these two and how the F is she A list lmao. People get mad and are in denial that Biebs is A list, he called taraji hensen B...and doesn't call Puffy a mogul, just reffers to him as a rapper...but Avril gets an A in this should be 15yr old blind lmaooooo

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