Blind Item #9
Disturbing, but not surprising. Apparently this permanent A+ list singer manually stimulated the then boyfriend of her daughter. It was some kind of fantasy the singer had. Apparently, she and the boyfriend are very good friends and he has made a name for himself in his own right. Apparently she also reminded him of it the other night in front of a group of people who also found it disturbing.
Madonna
ReplyDeleteAnd Lourdes/Chalemet?
DeleteWtf man
I feel bad for those two having Madonna as their mom, because of this reason. I think Madonna is why woman can be sexual without it being shameful, but I wouldn't want her to be my Mom.
DeleteMadge because she wants Lourdes b\fs to fuck her too
ReplyDeleteoy vey...sicko if true
ReplyDeleteUh...How old was he when this shit happened??? Does Madge belong on her local sex offender registry?
ReplyDeleteWhat a jerk...
ReplyDeleteWitch, aroint thee.
ReplyDeleteDude must be into cookie-dusters.
ReplyDeleteTimothee was in h.s. with her, so he was most likely 16 or 17 tops.
ReplyDeleteYikes!
DeleteI am sorry to sound stupid, but does the blind mean? What did she do?
ReplyDeleteI read it as good old Madonna stimulating his prostate, might be wrong though! Hahahaha
DeleteIt is a nice way of saying a hand job.
DeleteIt looks like Lourdes and Timothee started dated around April 2013 and he would have turned 18 in December of that year. The age of consent in NY is 17 so it was legal but still fucking disgusting.
ReplyDelete@yepthatsme She gave him a hand job.
ReplyDelete+1 discoflux
ReplyDeleteIs there anything she won't do to stay relevant?
Yepthatsme, She jerked off her daughter's boyfriend. Probably licked her hand clean hoping the teen jizz would be like drinking from the fountain of youth.
ReplyDeleteClassic Count Humor🤣🤣
DeleteSo 16th century.
DeleteClaw, not hand.
ReplyDeleteOMGG WTF?
ReplyDeleteContest time!
ReplyDeleteWhich song lyric do you think best describes the incident.
Touched For The Very First Time.
��One day to come together to release the pressure ��
DeleteMaybe Madge identified as a teenager at the time of the handjob givin'. Ya know, that was her truth.
ReplyDeleteI picture the kid laying next to a grave and a withered, maggot-consumed hand reaching up out of the cold soil...
ReplyDeleteMadonna isn't an ideal mother, shocker.
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ReplyDeleteKinda like the final shot of DiPalma's Carrie (1976).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jD4BIUBEYJw
JFC that's just wrong!
ReplyDeleteHe was dating Lourdes in 2013. He was born on December 27, 1995, he wasn't legal until December 27, 2013, so chances are she does belong on that register ;)
ReplyDeleteLegal or not, this is, well, sick as well, but mostly pathetic. I actually feel sorry for her in a way. She's beyond rich, beyond famous, an icon, etc. and yet she can't have the one thing she seems to desire most, which is to be young and desired by young men.
mother of the year, she is. i don't feel sorry for her. i think she's a pathetic, morally bankrupt person. and she's a mother, which makes me feel sorry for her kids---not her.
ReplyDeleteNever forget how she calls her son the N-word.
ReplyDeleteGhastly, mouldering, narcissistic freak.
If she had no problem announcing that in public, it makes you wonder what else is considered normal or acceptable behavior in that house.
ReplyDeleteMagrandma needs to learn how to age gracefully and quit being a f**king embarassment. It's painful to watch.
ReplyDeleteLet he has not gotten a handjob from Madonna cast the first stone.
ReplyDelete#metoo
DeleteOR she was making an inappropriate joke to embarrass him...which seems way more likely and something I could actually see her do. Her sense of humour can be weird sometimes...
ReplyDeleteThat was my initial thought.
DeleteMadonna is so sad & pathetic in her desperation to recapture her youth by needing to mess with her daughter's boyfriends. She can buy boy toys. Maybe she needs to put the botox a couple of other places.
ReplyDeleteThis blind, as weird as it is,everyone believes!
ReplyDeleteYou guys are funny!
ReplyDeleteMadonna does this all the time. National Enquirer has been reporting this for years.
Unless Lourdes dates older guys Madonna belongs on the sex offender registry.
Madonna needs to stop and find an older black man and maybe She will calm down.
ReplyDeleteJesus Christ. Can't believe I ever spent a penny on any of her music. Disgusting freak she gets weirder and scarier the older she gets.
ReplyDeleteThere was a time when I'd crawl a thousand miles over broken glass to stick a matchstick into Madges shite. In the Material Girl days when she was hotter than 6 suns.
ReplyDeleteNow I'd think twice if she offered me a handy for loose change. Don't get me wrong, I'd stil ride till I jizzed kidney stones but I wouldn't be proud of it.
I pictured Kris Jenner and Scott Disick
ReplyDeleteGee that screamed MADonna. Sick.
ReplyDeleteHave there been any more clues to the Evil Twin blind from last Friday? That particular bind was really disturbing to me. The thought of the trauma those poor boys must have dealt with, has haunted me.
ReplyDeleteI’m sure she had to work it hard to get it up. He couldn’t have been aroused that easily.
ReplyDeleteTeenaged boys can be ‘aroused’ by a gentle breeze.
DeleteFirst thought was Madonna. She is disgusting and pathetic
ReplyDeleteShe has always been a repulsive slime. It's just become pathetic and more unacceptable now with her aging and her surgical raging against nature. Sad case.
ReplyDeleteMaybe she and Don Henley can do a nostalgia tour later this year?
What is a fingerless lace glove filled with a reptilian claw. eww
ReplyDeleteMadonna would never do anything like this.
ReplyDeleteMaybe Madonna was showing Lourdes how to give a handjob? I was in a massage joint once and the old broad who gave me the massage brought some young noob whore in to teach her techniques. It was fun being the hand job dummy.
ReplyDeleteMoronna
ReplyDeleteIf this is true, it's gross and inappropriate as hell. No wonder he isn't into girls now. Madonna is a nasty woman.
ReplyDeleteI feel sorry for Madonna. What else can she do? Her sun has set, and she's now looking at her best years in her rear view mirror. Underneath all that makeup she's just a nasty old hag now. Her behavior is showing many of the classic symptoms of adjustment disorder related to aging: acting and dressing in ways that are more appropriate for a woman in her early 20s, hanging out in dance clubs where pretty much only young people go, wanting to be around and have sexual exchanges with teenage boys. If a 50 year old man was doing these things with a young girl people would call him 'creepy' and watch him very closely around their daughter, or even call the police. But in our culture, old women who prey on young boys...meh. Nobody cares.
ReplyDeleteMadonna's having a very hard time letting go of the memories of the days when she was young and beautiful and used to slut around with any and every man. But, a'las, that thoroughfare is so worn out now that any navigator who dares to would need airport runway lights to find it. So she spends her days planning her next plastic surgeries and feeling up her daughter's boyfriend. All of this sums up to three words: Gross and pathetic!
Not really, culturally old men have always had relationships with much younger women. I think it's because this is more common with men, people are not accustomed to women abusing children everywhere.
DeleteSo, did Dicaprio start hitting on him before or after M told this story at the party?
ReplyDeleteThe epitome of narcissism, Madonna
ReplyDeleteI bet she thought it was female empowerment or something feminist to do.
ReplyDeleteOr he enjoyed old Madge. Anyway, I still love Timothée. He can't do anything wrong in my world. Fucking with really old farts sometimes is a huge turn on for me too, so I guess in bed there's just a kinky little freaky freak hidden in my beloved Timothée. He gets cuter and cuter every minute.
ReplyDeleteIs there NO ONE else this can be other than Madonna?
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ReplyDeleteNoooo not Timmy :(
ReplyDeleteIck!! I truly hope this one of the made up blinds or as Sophie said above, some kind of joke on her part. I realize her music isn't everyone's taste, but for a gal my age, many of her songs are part of the "soundtrack of my life". While I never cared for some of her public antics and sluttiness, I still liked the music which was fun and innocent for the most part. She deserves her A++ status for all her success, longevity, barrier breaking and cultural influence. I just wish she would embrace it and act like the icon she is. No ones says you can't be sexy in your 60's as The Helen Mirren love around here proves, but acting like she's still 20 looks is as desperate on her as it is does with any non-famous woman over 40. Her fans and audience have grown up, and it's time she did as well. If she would make music that spoke to those that used to idolize her, she would sell a lot more records too. The last couple albums she released had 1 or 2 good songs (Ghostown was classic old Madonna), but the rest were just stupid and immature (Holy Water anyone??!! No one my age, early 40s, wants to listen to that crap). Hopefully she'll grow up soon because the things she does now are so cringe inducing that it's hard to even enjoy some of the old music. And if she did do this to an underage boy, then she deserves the same punishment as any other child molester.
ReplyDeleteThis is not normal, especially when it's her daughter's boyfriend. I never thought Madonna was so horrible, this woman is nasty!
ReplyDeleteSold her soul, decades ago. How else would a street dancer with a voice like Minnie Mouse have five hundred million in assets today? Do the math.
ReplyDeleteThe fact that she would blurt this out loud as if it's something to be proud of and not a gross crime wtf?
ReplyDeleteLol @Count Jerkula! I'm having a very unhappy birthday and you made me laugh for the first time today. Thanks. :-D
ReplyDeleteHappy late birthday, Delete Acct.
DeleteThe more I think about this, the more I'm hoping it's a fake BI or Madonna was joking. Either way, she's a hot mess to even want to joke about giving a 17 yo boy a hand job, who happened to be dating her own daughter or it actually happened and Timmy's now embarrassed that this fucked up private event is public knowledge. What a cruel and nasty woman Madonna is whether this is true or not.
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