He is supposed to stay home alone or just hang out with family when he is not with this A+ list singer for precisely the reason that I am writing this. He hooked up with a guy in the past two weeks who he met on Grindr. One misstep and the carefully laid plans of the A+ lister would go out the window.
Taylor and her boyfriend
ReplyDeleteJoe Alwyn
DeleteWow. Slow motion train wreck. There was this piece on msn.com yesterday about a source gushing over how Tay Tay thinks he is the one. Obvious promo puff.
DeleteTaylor's new piece
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ReplyDeleteSo if they met on Grinder, kept on the down-lo, how would anybody know unless one of the two guys involved spilled it ?
ReplyDeleteWhat she needs is a sloppy average guy, somebody that people look at and go, yeah he's straight.
ReplyDeleteThat's why Beards'R'Us also leases chubby adorable male companions. Nobody will question a lack of physical interest, because it's obviously just the personality that makes them keepers. And one look at their pathetic unshaven attempts at facial hair and "beard" will be the last thought in anyone's mind. Act now before the non-farters run out.
@brayson
DeleteSo glad you re-posted that. It's hilarios. You should run the BeardsRUs agency!
Hilarious*
DeleteThis is a great money-making opportunity.
DeleteName it as if it was a celeb matchmaking service.
@Brayson, I was smiling along, amused, until your last line. Then I LOLed.
DeleteYou may be onto something here.
How much extra is it for the beard to make a super hetero and obviously uncomfortable but loyal appearance at a Pride gig alongside said celeb?
“Dating” Taylor Swift at this point is basically outing yourself.
ReplyDeleteHahaha, @Brayson87! Maybe a Kevin James or an Artie Lange would be a welcome change!
ReplyDeleteWhat in the great homo hell is a PR company thinking when they keep putting tay tay with these gays?
ReplyDeleteSeriously, I could do that job.
1. Gays won't try to have sex with you, even if they're drunk. 2. Gays are funner for women to hang out with.
DeleteGays: much lower risk of sexual assault or wanting to make the act real. Better food. More interesting outings. Less time spent at sporting events. Usually better personal hygiene.
DeleteCons: The better the company, the dicier the act. I’m still stunned people actually believed we were a couple. The most platonic mismatched couple on earth.
Source: mutual bearding relationship for five years in the land of ultra conservative family values.
She needs to come out of the closet already
ReplyDeleteThanks Sign and Ernie!
ReplyDeleteThere are plenty of straight guys out there who are used to nonsexual relationships with physically and emotionally distant women. They're usually called husbands, but they'll gladly ditch their wives for free trips with pizza and beer money. Throw in some weekly maintenance from one of her hot dancers and guys would fight each other for the position.
She is such a psychopathic control freak.
ReplyDeleteBrayson me <3 you.
ReplyDeleteIsn't that tempting fate? at least buy the horny guy the occasional hook up.
ReplyDeleteWhy do singers stay in the closet in this day and age? I get it with actors and athletes, but in the music industry, being gay is so not a big deal anymore, especially for women.
ReplyDeleteIs her target audience that conservative? I've no idea what kind of music she makes tbh. Never heard one single song of hers.
Yeah, but look what just happened to Toys 'R' Us! Closing all their stores. The boy-toy business ain't what it used to be....
ReplyDeleteWith this album, her coming out is becoming inevitable. The album itself is SO gay, and the videos are mainly for those who know the easter eggs and subtext. Maybe she wants to really cash in on this tour, then come out.
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ReplyDeleteShe lost heat because 1) her fans are growing up and don't want to hear teen-aged sob stories anymore 2) she has started charging her ardent fans for things that she used to give away - her after concert tea parties, her private FB and Twitter accounts, daily news in their email boxes. Those things Tay now sells with a VIP package whereas she used to give them away to winners of concerts and superfans.
The moment the Tay movement started to stall was when she began to sic her lawyers on fans who were making their own Tay gear or building their own sites or using her images. That has soured many.
"Is her target audience that conservative?"
Yes. She is the Aryan High Priestess in some circles.
That’s a fucking stupid thing to say. The high priestess of some circles? What, do they meet behind the library with a secret handshake and exchange tay tay mp4 files?
DeletePlot has a lot of theories.... :-)
ReplyDeletePoke around 4chan to see aryan love for TayTay
ReplyDelete"What, do they meet behind the library with a secret handshake"
ReplyDeleteKinda. Look through the Reichist groups on Reddit and 4chan for your answer.
@plot But only if you have a strong stomach.
DeleteThose groups make my skin itch just reading their posts.
Plots posts are cut and pasted from two or three different sources. You should just quit while you're ahead.
ReplyDelete@Dannette The burden of proof is on you. Let’s see the links.
DeleteIs Taylor Swift a lesbian why she dating gay men?
ReplyDeleteA.J. Benza?
ReplyDelete@Brayson87, hilarious, ta for the laughs!
ReplyDelete@ Tay Tay, hire me, I'm straight, I look straight, I don't shave or anything..
Some people have a fetish for sex slaves; Taylor has a fetish for publicity slaves.
ReplyDeleteIf his minders are smart, they’d hire someone for the beard through a discreet service.
Oh that wouldn't do.
ReplyDeleteSwifty has to be seen dating the hottest men in Hollywood.