Blind Item #6 - Himmmm
This (A- list mostly television actress on a long running network sitcom) confessed over lunch recently that being single again is not what she'd hoped it would be. "This is the longest I've gone without getting laid since I lost my virginity", she said. She then proceeded to list all the guys, married and single, who have asked her out recently. She said they're all looking for a mother or a maid, and that's not her. She then stunned her lunch partner by bragging about the satisfying online video chat sex she's been enjoying recently with strangers. "Some even say I look like that actress on that show and I tell them I get that all the time", and she laughed. With total horror, her friend asked her why she'd risk exposure with something like that? "It's totally safe, and it's not like those things are recorded...right?". A face-palm slap later, her friend explained to her that yes - those sessions are often recorded. And posted on porn sites. The naive actress suddenly lost her appetite, and said she needed to run home to take care of something. The friend paid the lunch tab out of pity for her.
Sarah hyland?
ReplyDeleteOr is Kaley Cuckoo single again?
ReplyDeleteJulie Bowen?
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ReplyDeleteWith that bit about 'mother and maid', why am I thinking Aniston?
ReplyDeleteI thought her too
DeleteJennifer Aniston
ReplyDeleteJulie bowen... she sure is dumb if its her
ReplyDeleteAnna Faris. Mom is going on its fifth year, which I think qualifies for long running. And obviously,she ended things with Chris Pratt recently.
ReplyDeleteAnna and Sarah both have boyfriends, so I'm guessing they're getting laid regularly. This sounds like Julie Bowen.
ReplyDeleteScatterbrained on Chaterbate
ReplyDeleteLEAVE BETTY OUT OF THIS
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ReplyDeleteShe should have disguised or hidden her face.
ReplyDeleteJulie Bowen is a good guess. I have only seen Modern Family in reruns; her character often complained about being a stay at home mom.
ReplyDeleteIt will be interesting to see who this is. Maybe Count Jerkula will find video on one of those sites.
I met Julie Bowen on Tinder hookup a few years ago. She doesn’t seem to be aware of her need to protect her image. Oh, she claimed she wasn’t Julie, just mistaken for her all the time. Even though her credit card clearly said it was. Not the world’s brightest woman. I would totally believe she was doing this oblivious to potential consequences.
ReplyDeleteSaid, she was on Tinder while she was married? Shocking it's ended in divorce.
ReplyDeleteDebra Messing
ReplyDelete@__ you can't leave us hanging like that! Aren't you going to provide at least a little tea re: said date?!
ReplyDeleteBack then, Tinder dates weren’t really dates. They were more meet for drinks or two, determine you weren’t serial killers, and if there was a remote attraction, then back to someone’s apartment. The crazy thing is, I’d met at least 4 celebrity women that way back in the day. Not just Julie. And no, I’m not in the business. Just an average looking divorced guy in his 40s with a decent game.
DeleteAnna Farris
ReplyDeleteMom is a great show!!!
ReplyDeleteMayim Bialik
ReplyDeleteAnniston's way too savvy for some slip like this.
ReplyDeleteMr Ed
ReplyDeleteThe Wall is unforgiving. Also, gotta love the humble brag: "It's terrible, how I keep getting asked out by so many guys of the wrong type!"
ReplyDeleteThis screams rebecca gayheart, in the DM a couple days ago "flaunting her hot body"
ReplyDeleteDammit! Sitcom :(
ReplyDelete+1 @mercyprosperity ... I thought Mayim Bialik, too!
ReplyDeleteSo not Mayim, her educational background, emotional intelligence,and Lifeskills rule her out...lol
DeleteRight, Aniston doesn't seem stupid, whatever else she might be. You'd have to be really dumb to do this and not think it might be recorded.
ReplyDeleteYou have a good point. Only person I can think of that is that stupid
Delete.... must be Hillary Clinton
But it's ok because she wiped her screen, like with a cloth, when she was done 😂
DeleteEver read Mayim's blog? I think she has quit it since she started working again, but that blog didn't show any impressive life skills or emotional intelligence. She did mention her big smart degree, though, every paragraph or so.
ReplyDeleteThis person is an idiot. I mean come on woman.
ReplyDeleteThe mental image of Hillary Clinton trying to fumbling through her wrinkly rolls is a truly terrifying one.
ReplyDeleteThanks for that, J F. I'm going to need an extra large glass of whiskey tonight to forget.