Thursday, March 22, 2018

Blind Item #5

If you ever wonder how this flash in the pan former B+ list singer manages to stay in the limelight despite not doing anything of note in almost a decade, it is because he is paid a tremendous amount of money each year to stay quiet about activities of this dadager with whom he used to be close and also to facilitate meetings between the dadager and people the singer thinks would be a good fit for the dadager. He also facilitates other transactions of a different nature for those closest to him. So, despite his total lack of success or even a blip of anything, he is actually in high demand for events.


35 comments:

  1. Papa Joe and Ryan Cabrera? Just because I still see his name and hasn't had a hit since he dated ashlee

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    1. Good call. I was thinking Pete Wentz but he’s legit talent... Cabrera was truly a blip of a flash in the pan

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  2. yep Ryan Cabrera works too. He use to date Ashlee.

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  3. No, I don’t ever wonder...

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  4. but still think it is Nick. Ryan is only in the news for who he dates-like Avril.

    Nick and Vanessa Lachey to host Miss USA pageant
    UPI.com-Mar. 20, 2018
    March 20 (UPI) -- Married couple Nick and Vanessa Lachey have been tapped to host the 2018 Miss USA beauty pageant set to take place on May 21. The former Dancing with the Stars contestants made the announcement on social media Monday. "It's hard to believe 20 years ago I won Miss Teen USA ...

    Nick keeps getting jobs.

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  5. Sad this isn't more obvious. And yes, trading pokemon cards is the secret vice of the truly depraved.

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  6. Anonymous8:01 AM

    It's Lachey. Nice life, huh?

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  7. Nick Lachey my guess too

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  8. I think Cabrera makes more sense,he turns up like a bad penny, Nick had some big hits with 98degrees and made a ton of money from the divorce.

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  10. Joe still has tons of money to throw around and any pull to keep someone in the limelight?

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  11. This is Cabrera, and the other transactions he facilitates are drug deals. Lachey has hosted a million things since his 98 Degrees and Newlyweds days. Not him.

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  12. Another vote for Lachey. I used to love Newlyweds, I binge-watched it over and over when I was pregnant with my son!

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  13. @jessorella I liked newlyweds too. I think it’s lachey for the fact that he DOES stay in the limelight for really no reason in years.

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    1. @Marlin He was so patient and sweet! Do you remember the episode on Fiji when he went white-water rafting with his brother and the guide was telling them stories about how locals used to cook tourists in clay pots and eat them? He was so funny in it.

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  14. Tho he seems more like the boy next door and down to earth so prob is Cabrera.

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  15. 98 Degrees did a successful tour last year. Our town sold out so fast I couldn't even get a ticket. I think Ryan is the right answer.

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  16. You really think that those "All American" "boy next door" "girl next door" images can't possibly be fake, acts, fronts? Don't discount ANYONE from being a shitheel simply because of the image they project, all too often it is extremely carefully curated, crafted and staged.

    Why does Hollywood employ so many PR publicity marketing talent agents managers lawyers etc.?

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  17. Lance Bass and Joe Simpson?

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  18. @ittttt If memory serves me, I don’t remember nick seem8ng all that comfortable around papa joe on the newlyweds.

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  19. Papa Joe and Nick. Though I can see why Nick keeps getting work on his own merits--he's very handsome and has a nice way about him. Not a stretch.

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  20. Enty always describes Ryan Cabrera as flash in the pan.

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  21. I'm going with Ryan Cabrera. Not a huge Nick fan, but I've definitely seen him pop up over the past decade (hosting, etc.).

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  22. Robin Thicke's dad died in 2016

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  23. Looooong time lurker. I can tell you this is not Nick Lachey. I worked directly with him and he's actually a pretty good guy just not the type. Ryan Cabrera is a much better fit.

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    1. @blank_profile Glad to hear this, as I’d prefer he wasn’t this type of guy...!

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  24. I always liked Nick Lachey.

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  25. Joe Simpson, Ryan Cabrara, finds Joe gay men to hook up with, drug deals on the side.

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  26. Joe Simpson, Ryan Cabrara, finds Joe gay men to hook up with, drug deals on the side.

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  27. Joey Fatone / Joe Simpson

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  28. Not Nick Lachey. He's like Mark McGrath - always hosting some random show

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  29. "The best thing about not having Joe Simpson as a father-in-law," Lachey added, laughing, "is [that] I don't have to play grab-ass under the table on Easter Sunday."
    My money is on Cabrera

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