This former A- list tween actress turned not get much work celebrity turned B+ list adult actress turned, everyone from a certain age still remembers me as my character but I can't get work is cheating on her soon to be husband.
Back in Tangiers. Colonel Gentleman enlists Dean's assistance with various tasks. Dean watches episodes of “Sabrina the Teenage Witch” in order to catalog when Salem appears as a real cat or “that crappy puppet”. Dean also takes dictation for ‘I, Gentleman’, the third installment of the Colonel’s “autobiographical thrill-ogy”.
I think this says, "This former A- list tween actress -
1. turned 'not get much work celebrity', 2. turned 'B+ list adult actress', 3. turned 'everyone from a certain age still remembers me as my character but I can't get work'
- is cheating on her soon-to-be husband."
Pant, pant, gasp, wheeze! I think @BoneStructure got it - Danielle Fisher/Jensen Karp (soon-to-be husband), maybe?
Aww, poor Jensen. Their engagement was in the news yesterday, so that's the impetus for this blind. They make a good match because people of a certain age know him as white teen rapper Hot Karl.
Now that I think about it, Jensen created the show Drop the Mic and Hailey Baldwin is randomly one of the co-hosts. Given her history he may have couched her for the job. Also, the show started as a segment on James Corden's show and there are some blinds about him being a creep. So maybe he's getting what he deserves to get cheated on.
Definitely Danielle Fishel. A couple months ago, she hung out with me and my musician friend (whom she knows thru Instagram) at a bar in WeHo, and she was shamelessly flirting with him and reveling in all the other male attention. She was nice but seemed fake AF, especially towards us girls. I was how struck by how insecure and attention-whorey she was! I mean, every boy born in the ‘80s who watched Boy Meets World had a crush on her and still do. She still looks the same. I wouldn’t be surprised if she was sleeping with my friend given how she was acting around him. 🙄
Why do these actresses and actors, who can't get work, never go off into other directions. They can learn a trade or open a business. Instead, they choose to prostitute themselves for another chance at glory.
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ReplyDeleteDanielle Fishel?
ReplyDeleteBack in Tangiers. Colonel Gentleman enlists Dean's assistance with various tasks. Dean watches episodes of “Sabrina the Teenage Witch” in order to catalog when Salem appears as a real cat or “that crappy puppet”. Dean also takes dictation for ‘I, Gentleman’, the third installment of the Colonel’s “autobiographical thrill-ogy”.
ReplyDeleteyou got it @bonestructure
ReplyDeleteI think this says, "This former A- list tween actress -
ReplyDelete1. turned 'not get much work celebrity',
2. turned 'B+ list adult actress',
3. turned 'everyone from a certain age still remembers me as my character but I can't get work'
- is cheating on her soon-to-be husband."
Pant, pant, gasp, wheeze!
I think @BoneStructure got it - Danielle Fisher/Jensen Karp (soon-to-be husband), maybe?
Commas are your friend.
ReplyDeleteHannah Montana?
ReplyDeleteDefinitely not Miley, she continues to get a lot of work.
DeleteDanielle sounds right!
ReplyDeleteTopanga.
ReplyDeleteAww, poor Jensen. Their engagement was in the news yesterday, so that's the impetus for this blind. They make a good match because people of a certain age know him as white teen rapper Hot Karl.
ReplyDeleteDamn! Not Topenga!!
ReplyDeleteNow that I think about it, Jensen created the show Drop the Mic and Hailey Baldwin is randomly one of the co-hosts. Given her history he may have couched her for the job. Also, the show started as a segment on James Corden's show and there are some blinds about him being a creep. So maybe he's getting what he deserves to get cheated on.
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ReplyDeleteTopanga is in porn? When ? What porn?
ReplyDeleteDefinitely Danielle Fishel. A couple months ago, she hung out with me and my musician friend (whom she knows thru Instagram) at a bar in WeHo, and she was shamelessly flirting with him and reveling in all the other male attention. She was nice but seemed fake AF, especially towards us girls. I was how struck by how insecure and attention-whorey she was! I mean, every boy born in the ‘80s who watched Boy Meets World had a crush on her and still do. She still looks the same. I wouldn’t be surprised if she was sleeping with my friend given how she was acting around him. 🙄
ReplyDeleteWhy do these actresses and actors, who can't get work, never go off into other directions. They can learn a trade or open a business. Instead, they choose to prostitute themselves for another chance at glory.
ReplyDeleteTami Erin! She was Pippi Longstocking and now does adult films.
ReplyDeleteI saw her (Danielle) at a show a few years ago and yeah - vouching she looks the exact same. What I would do for a shot at her...
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