One thing that we forgot to share back during the Oscars came back across our radar recently. At a pre-Oscars party hosted by a big talent agency in Coldwater Canyon, this (A+ list action director) was sneaking around outside to meet up with this (former reality star turned A-/B+ list mostly television actress), who was ditching her companion. She and the Director were making out and doing some heavy fooling around, and assumed they were unseen by others. But their plan was transformed when this (A- list mostly movie comic actor who started out on television) stumbled upon them while looking for a place to make out with his own pickup for the night. Being drunk, high, or obnoxious – the funny guy thought he was funny in acting like he was going to announce his discovery of the couple to the whole party. The Director shut that down with a sharp punch to the gut, and a severe threat. After recovering, the not-so-funny guy went around spilling the news to everyone there, who were happy to mock her since she's earning a reputation as a coucher and climber. The Director had already left, and the actress/singer was forced to endure the whispers and laughs the rest of the night.
Ratner or James Cameron/Kat McPhee
ReplyDeleteMichael Bay and ? Transformed gave it away
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ReplyDeleteMichael Bay for director
ReplyDeleteThe comic actor could be many(anyone from SNL) but says pick up for night sonthinking David Spade maybe....(love him)
ReplyDeleteMan, it sucks when you ditch your date so you can do a quickie in the alley with someone who can get you ahead in your industry, and people have the gall to whisper about it. And then when they lock the doors so you're "forced" to stay and listen to it.... Why do people have to be so judgmental and mean?
ReplyDeleteHah! Perfect.
DeleteMichael Bay, Katherine McPhee. Comic actor could be anyone, but David Spade is a known ladies man AND a dick, so both parts of that sound right for him
ReplyDeleteMcPhee? I need LASIK to burn those bloody vag pics out of my brain
ReplyDeleteWhat was the threat?
ReplyDelete"I will have Arnon Milchan kill you, motherfucker?"
That being said
ReplyDeleteIf you haven't seen "Black Sails," do.
Bill Hader for the funny man
ReplyDeleteBill Hader is married and I refuse to believe he cheats.
ReplyDeleteHe’s getting unhitched
DeleteReally??? Pretty much everyone in Hollywood is a cheater, rapist or pedo
Delete‘This’ should be inside the parentheses.
ReplyDeleteEvery time I read these my brain has to stop & process these sentences.
@timebob Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but Hader filed for divorce last year, finalized recently. http://people.com/tv/bill-hader-settles-divorce-maggie-carey/
ReplyDeleteHave you guys seen Barry, it's good
DeleteI think of Spade as a mostly TV actor. Will Farrell would fit. Hader has a new HBO show.
ReplyDeleteDef McPhee and one of the above mentioned directors. Wonder where Foster was?
Anyone that thinks she was embarrassed or shamed by this needs to get around more. Probably didn't phase her a bit and maybe happy she started a fight.
ReplyDeleteand probably happy people were talking about her....
ReplyDeleteHmm, how about Michael Bay and Jason Segel for the comedic actor? Not sure who the actress could be.
ReplyDeleteChris Pratt for the actor?
ReplyDeleteMr funny, not funny, It's what's his name from superbad, and moneyball, and shit, he was fat then skinny, then fattish
ReplyDelete@Court b-- Yes, not only have I seen Barry, but the minute I saw the trailer two months ago I found the pilot script and cackled my way through it. The actual episode delivered. Also, Jonah Hill.
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