Blind Item #37 - Oscars
Apparently this foreign born B- list celebrity wife of this A+ list mostly movie actor gained 10 pounds between her final fitting and yesterday. The designer had to remove a seam and then sew the celebrity/host into the dress.
But then she farted...
ReplyDeleteNice1
DeleteHehe🤣
DeleteDying. 😂😂
DeleteCamilla Alves/May again?
ReplyDeleteMatt*
DeleteAt least she eats.
ReplyDeleteIt is easy to gain 10 pounds quickly, especially if you are of childbearing age or taking certain medications.
Forehead Man strikes again!
ReplyDeleteShe probably starved herself for the fitting,then stuffed herself. Or she got the bloats.
ReplyDelete@Guesser - Thank you for my laugh today. I really needed that. God bless you!
ReplyDelete@Guesser, yep. The thinking is usually, "It'll be fine, because I'll lose 10 pounds before the big day." Then that doesn't happen, so much. Sometimes the stress of the big day coming up means it goes the other way instead.
ReplyDelete10 whole pounds?! How noteworthy. Meanwhile, morbidly obese del Toro waddled to the stage not once but twice.
ReplyDeleteAll I can think is I’ve so been there. I just didn’t have a tailor to help me out, just had to leave the pants unbuttoned and walk slowly w no sudden moves...drop a pen? Don’t even think about bending over to pick it up.
ReplyDeleteMoss. She looked chunky.
ReplyDelete@LooLooEasy Don't be hating on Memo. Tortillas will do that to you and you can't not eat tortillas if you're Mexican.
ReplyDeleteStitch. Corn tortillas are about 60 calories with 1 gram of fat. Flour is,a different story. I have a corn tortilla on a daily basis. No bread or sugar for me. Cotija cheese is once in a while....
DeleteAnd I am not fat. No frying either just steamed with wet napkin in microwave f or 1 minute.🤗
DeleteI don't feel comfortable guessing who the fat spouse is.
ReplyDeleteYour relative level of comfort is neither here nor there.
ReplyDeleteI thought Camilla was pregnant again. She has such a nice figure hidden behind drapes. Maybe it was that time of the month or she is in menopause. I think Salma is .
ReplyDeleteShe was probably stressed out. A lot of people stress-eat. At least she wasn't trying to stay skinny by doing coke!
ReplyDeleteMoss looked chunky but she isn't anybody's wife and she isn't foreign born.
ReplyDeleteThe problem with actresses is they're so used to being skinny that they do not know how to dress when they gain a few extra, unlike the rest of us. Had she foregone the belted look (never good when you're as short waisted as she is, I'm build the same, I would know) and gone with a dark colored, v-necked sheath in a fabric heavy enough not to cling to everything, no one would have noticed the weight.
I think Elizabeth Moss looks good. She looks healthy. I love the color although I agree with KRU the belt has got to go. WTF is Nicole wearing?
ReplyDeleteIs Camilla and actress and a host? And wouldn't Matt be an Oscar winner
ReplyDeleteFuck you, whomever wrote this. When I was a runway model as a teen it was very common for,garments to be sewn onto you. 10lb change in weight is human. Any seamstress is prepared. Such shame you're placing on a person.
ReplyDeleteYes gaining 10 pounds does not make you fat especially if you were underweight at the fitting --- and yes what if the person were pregnant.... also lot of meds to treat real conditions bloat you up.
ReplyDeletea lot of women gain around 5 pounds and bloat up a few dress sizes for PMS
ReplyDeleteWhen I'm nominated for an Oscar, I'm wearing a glitter caftan and clown shoes.
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