Monday, March 05, 2018

Blind Item #30 - Oscars - Himmmm

Three ladies, including (#1 A list dual threat actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee) and (A- list dual threat actress who is an offspring and had a great television year) were standing in the foyer, talking very quietly.  About that time, this (foreign born A/A- list mostly movie actress) walks by, says a quick "hello", and walks away as she…cuts a very obvious fart.  Yep, ripped one and kept on walking like she didn't notice.  The stunned ladies didn't know what to say, or ignore it or what.  Then #1 pipes up and says: "Why hold it in when you can share it with a friend?".  All three of the ladies burst out laughing like kids.  They quickly returned to the auditorium – but through a different entrance to avoid the jet-wash.


29 comments:

  1. Celebrities fart?

    Well, there goes all my illusions and false worship...

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  2. If you got a Salma Hayek fart fetish is today your lucky day?

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  3. Mary J Blige/Tracee Ellis Ross/ Salma Hayek?

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  4. Nicole Kidman and Laura Dern for #1 and #2 respectively.

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  5. Chipotle is a killer

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  6. +1 Kidman/Dern and Salma I would think

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  7. She thought it was a SBD. Never trust a fart.

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  8. Anonymous2:16 PM

    The actress who farted probably scored a hotdog from Arnie Hammer’s hotdog launcher

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  9. How do I get in on Arnie Hammer’s hotdog launcher?

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  10. Kidman and Zoe Kravitz with Salma??

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  11. Helen Mirren? She is foreign Born.

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  12. I fart in your general direction!

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  13. We have all been there, we have all been that person lol
    Somewhere along the spine the "silent" command gets scrambled into "full volume" ;)

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  14. I'll take Chipot-laway for one hundred, Alex.

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  15. This is my favorite blind, I need it to be revealed.

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  16. SNL should revive "Celebrity Who Farted?"

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  17. When a stewardess has to fart, they let it rip while walking down the aisle of the plane. It's called "crop-dusting."

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  18. LOL! I'd rather hear a fart then smell a silent but deadly one! Ewww

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    1. WHat about dual-threat fart? Loud AND smells?

      So mature ladies. So veeeeerrry mature. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

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  19. I think if it was Salma, she would have been described as Academy Award nominee too. So it probably wasn't her

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  20. Was Lilly Tomlin there? I could see her saying that lol.

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  21. Going with Reese and Laura Dern for 1 & 2

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  22. Im gonna go with Kathy Bates is #1 and Tracee Ellis Ross is the 2nd lady. Not sure who the farter could be lol

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  23. Wish I was there to inhale Salma's fart.

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  24. Stars, they’re just like us! 🤣

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  25. Allison Janney for #1. I can totally picture her saying this. Laura Dern for #2. I agree the foreign-born one probably isn't Salma because she would have been described as award-winner/nominee.

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