Blind Item #30 - Oscars - Himmmm
Three ladies, including (#1 A list dual threat actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee) and (A- list dual threat actress who is an offspring and had a great television year) were standing in the foyer, talking very quietly. About that time, this (foreign born A/A- list mostly movie actress) walks by, says a quick "hello", and walks away as she…cuts a very obvious fart. Yep, ripped one and kept on walking like she didn't notice. The stunned ladies didn't know what to say, or ignore it or what. Then #1 pipes up and says: "Why hold it in when you can share it with a friend?". All three of the ladies burst out laughing like kids. They quickly returned to the auditorium – but through a different entrance to avoid the jet-wash.
Celebrities fart?
ReplyDeleteWell, there goes all my illusions and false worship...
If you got a Salma Hayek fart fetish is today your lucky day?
ReplyDeleteAs Kahlo, farting in your face
DeleteMary J Blige/Tracee Ellis Ross/ Salma Hayek?
ReplyDeleteNO MORE DRAMA
DeleteNicole Kidman and Laura Dern for #1 and #2 respectively.
ReplyDeleteChipotle is a killer
ReplyDelete+1 Kidman/Dern and Salma I would think
ReplyDeleteShe thought it was a SBD. Never trust a fart.
ReplyDeleteThe actress who farted probably scored a hotdog from Arnie Hammer’s hotdog launcher
ReplyDeleteHow do I get in on Arnie Hammer’s hotdog launcher?
ReplyDeleteKidman and Zoe Kravitz with Salma??
ReplyDeleteHelen Mirren? She is foreign Born.
ReplyDeleteI fart in your general direction!
ReplyDeleteWe have all been there, we have all been that person lol
ReplyDeleteSomewhere along the spine the "silent" command gets scrambled into "full volume" ;)
I'll take Chipot-laway for one hundred, Alex.
ReplyDeleteThis is my favorite blind, I need it to be revealed.
ReplyDeleteSNL should revive "Celebrity Who Farted?"
ReplyDeleteWhen a stewardess has to fart, they let it rip while walking down the aisle of the plane. It's called "crop-dusting."
ReplyDeleteThat's so fascinating. 🛩
DeleteLOL! I'd rather hear a fart then smell a silent but deadly one! Ewww
ReplyDeleteWHat about dual-threat fart? Loud AND smells?
DeleteSo mature ladies. So veeeeerrry mature. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
I think if it was Salma, she would have been described as Academy Award nominee too. So it probably wasn't her
ReplyDeleteWas Lilly Tomlin there? I could see her saying that lol.
ReplyDeleteGoing with Reese and Laura Dern for 1 & 2
ReplyDeleteIm gonna go with Kathy Bates is #1 and Tracee Ellis Ross is the 2nd lady. Not sure who the farter could be lol
ReplyDeleteWish I was there to inhale Salma's fart.
ReplyDeleteStars, they’re just like us! 🤣
ReplyDeleteAllison Janney for #1. I can totally picture her saying this. Laura Dern for #2. I agree the foreign-born one probably isn't Salma because she would have been described as award-winner/nominee.
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