This A- list comedian/sometime actress/sometime host/frequent drinker always forgets to tell people that it was a drunken make out session with the significant other of her best friend that caused a fallout.
Ah, but if the other blinds about cocaine are true, it could be her style. It's a helluva drug. It will inspire you to fk your best friend, her mate, second cousins third ex wife, anyone...
When your best friend has book titles like, "Are You There Vodka, It's Me CH" and " CH Bang Bang" and "My Horizontal Life" and "Lies That CH Told," maybe it's not a good idea to bring her around your husband.
My last image of her was when this rapper was pissing on her in a video. I'm a nobody and I couldn't get drunk or high enough to embarrass my partner that way for so little reward.
It wasn't a rapper, it was that weird Jew boy who stuck his cock in pastry in that terrible American Pie movie. He's like a footnote of a footnote and Chelsea has been pissed on by him. That girl would be a crack whore if she'd been born black.
@Vessimede His name is Jason Biggs, not "weird Jew boy." A simple IMDB search of American Pie would have saved you the trouble of showing your antisemitic troll ass to everyone.
Chelsea Handler?
ReplyDeleteChelsea Handler (best friend being Jennifer Aniston?)
ReplyDeleteObviously Chelsea and Jen
ReplyDeleteA while back the revealed blind said Chelsea was innocent, and Aniston was wrongly paranoid. Not Chelsea's style anyway, no matter how drunk.
ReplyDeleteAh, but if the other blinds about cocaine are true, it could be her style. It's a helluva drug. It will inspire you to fk your best friend, her mate, second cousins third ex wife, anyone...
ReplyDeleteShe's a drug consuier, but coke ain't her game.
DeleteYep, Chelsea/Jen. There was a recent blind about this. And they were such good friends.....Fuck you, Chelsea.
ReplyDeleteAnd after Chelsea was so openly mean about Angelina. What a fucking friend.
ReplyDeleteAnd I suppose she forced herself on Justin? He is a cheater by nature, probably just not marriage material.
ReplyDeleteWhen your best friend has book titles like, "Are You There Vodka, It's Me CH" and " CH Bang Bang" and "My Horizontal Life" and "Lies That CH Told," maybe it's not a good idea to bring her around your husband.
ReplyDeleteWhoa!
ReplyDeleteWhoa is right!
DeleteHandler is no longer A list.
ReplyDeleteI can never decide who's worse: Chelsea Handler, Lena Dunham or Amy Schumer. Gun to my head I'd say it's a three way tie for last place.
ReplyDeleteDunham is an admitted incestuous pedophile so I'd say she wins the prize for the absolute worst! And she's built like a potato so....
DeleteMy last image of her was when this rapper was pissing on her in a video. I'm a nobody and I couldn't get drunk or high enough to embarrass my partner that way for so little reward.
ReplyDeleteIt wasn't a rapper, it was that weird Jew boy who stuck his cock in pastry in that terrible American Pie movie. He's like a footnote of a footnote and Chelsea has been pissed on by him. That girl would be a crack whore if she'd been born black.
ReplyDeleteThe blond back in the day said a drunk & pilled up Handler let Justin buttfuck her.
ReplyDeletehe said the opposite last time! he said that Jannifer would not believe but it was not Chelsea.
ReplyDeletehow is this possible?
@rosie. So true, so sad... Ya got any???????
ReplyDeleteThe closest Handler got to A list was when she was fucking Ted Harbert. Otherwise she's in Kathy Griffin's league or worse.
ReplyDeleteShe's a hack, and always has been. Joan Rivers called her out and was 100% right.
@Vessimede His name is Jason Biggs, not "weird Jew boy." A simple IMDB search of American Pie would have saved you the trouble of showing your antisemitic troll ass to everyone.
ReplyDeleteHe's right, because when I type in "weird Jew Boy" in Google it only says... see "Do Tell"
DeleteHmm, Idk strange.....
You’re a jackass @JF
DeleteWhat was Theroux on to make him want to screw Chelsea? Crack?
ReplyDeleteCan't believe CH is only 43. Is that for real?
ReplyDeleteI’ve seen worse. I’ve seen completely let go before 40. Burn the candle at both ends it will burn itself out.
DeleteFuck, to be drunk enough to want to fingerbang Chelsea Handler then your're probably in the middle of getting your stomach pumped.
ReplyDeleteI can never decide who's worse: Chelsea Handler, Lena Dunham or Amy Schumer. Gun to my head I'd say it's a three way tie for last place.
ReplyDeleteLOL they're like sports teams tanking at the end of the season to finish last and get a high draft pick.