Tuesday, March 13, 2018

Blind Item #2

This A- list comedian/sometime actress/sometime host/frequent drinker always forgets to tell people that it was a drunken make out session with the significant other of her best friend that caused a fallout.

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  1. Chelsea Handler (best friend being Jennifer Aniston?)

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  2. Obviously Chelsea and Jen

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  3. A while back the revealed blind said Chelsea was innocent, and Aniston was wrongly paranoid. Not Chelsea's style anyway, no matter how drunk.

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  4. Ah, but if the other blinds about cocaine are true, it could be her style. It's a helluva drug. It will inspire you to fk your best friend, her mate, second cousins third ex wife, anyone...

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    1. She's a drug consuier, but coke ain't her game.

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  5. Yep, Chelsea/Jen. There was a recent blind about this. And they were such good friends.....Fuck you, Chelsea.

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  6. And after Chelsea was so openly mean about Angelina. What a fucking friend.

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  7. And I suppose she forced herself on Justin? He is a cheater by nature, probably just not marriage material.

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  8. When your best friend has book titles like, "Are You There Vodka, It's Me CH" and " CH Bang Bang" and "My Horizontal Life" and "Lies That CH Told," maybe it's not a good idea to bring her around your husband.

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  9. Handler is no longer A list.

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  10. I can never decide who's worse: Chelsea Handler, Lena Dunham or Amy Schumer. Gun to my head I'd say it's a three way tie for last place.

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    1. Dunham is an admitted incestuous pedophile so I'd say she wins the prize for the absolute worst! And she's built like a potato so....

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  11. My last image of her was when this rapper was pissing on her in a video. I'm a nobody and I couldn't get drunk or high enough to embarrass my partner that way for so little reward.

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  12. It wasn't a rapper, it was that weird Jew boy who stuck his cock in pastry in that terrible American Pie movie. He's like a footnote of a footnote and Chelsea has been pissed on by him. That girl would be a crack whore if she'd been born black.

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  13. The blond back in the day said a drunk & pilled up Handler let Justin buttfuck her.

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  14. he said the opposite last time! he said that Jannifer would not believe but it was not Chelsea.
    how is this possible?

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  15. @rosie. So true, so sad... Ya got any???????

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  16. The closest Handler got to A list was when she was fucking Ted Harbert. Otherwise she's in Kathy Griffin's league or worse.

    She's a hack, and always has been. Joan Rivers called her out and was 100% right.

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  17. @Vessimede His name is Jason Biggs, not "weird Jew boy." A simple IMDB search of American Pie would have saved you the trouble of showing your antisemitic troll ass to everyone.

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    1. He's right, because when I type in "weird Jew Boy" in Google it only says... see "Do Tell"

      Hmm, Idk strange.....

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    2. You’re a jackass @JF

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  18. What was Theroux on to make him want to screw Chelsea? Crack?

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  19. Can't believe CH is only 43. Is that for real?

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    1. Anonymous10:51 AM

      I’ve seen worse. I’ve seen completely let go before 40. Burn the candle at both ends it will burn itself out.

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  20. Fuck, to be drunk enough to want to fingerbang Chelsea Handler then your're probably in the middle of getting your stomach pumped.

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  21. I can never decide who's worse: Chelsea Handler, Lena Dunham or Amy Schumer. Gun to my head I'd say it's a three way tie for last place.

    LOL they're like sports teams tanking at the end of the season to finish last and get a high draft pick.

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