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You know who is good at keeping secrets? Well, actually I think we already knew this permanent A list singer is good at keeping secrets. She is so good at it though, that I don't think any of us suspected she is a closet pothead. Yep, our married singer is right up there with Snoop when it comes to her love of herb, but she has never uttered a peep or been caught, until now.
Beyoncé
ReplyDeleteThis has to be Beyonce’s least scandalous secret.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking Alicia Keys..?
ReplyDelete(The secret-keeping thing could be referring to sexuality rumors)
DeleteAnd her album was called Diary
DeleteWell if it’s Beyoncé I like her a teeny bit more.
ReplyDeleteHaha.. she’s in 🇯🇲 Jamaica so I guess it must be true lol😂?!
DeleteJamaica is on my bucket list! I heard it’s a wild time 😁
DeleteBeautiful island... I did t get to all the different spots but Montego Bay and Negril are awesome:)))
DeleteWeed??
ReplyDeleteJesus take the wheel. Somebody take these pearls and catch me, I feel faint
+1
DeleteMust be a Jeff Sessions tip
DeleteHer husband's a Satanist murdering pedo, so I'd think toking Is the least of her worries. I want to know if she partakes in all that weird rich white people shit Jay-Z is into? Black lives matter, fake ass bitch.
ReplyDeleteI’m so glad Satan is back
DeleteStreisand?
ReplyDeleteIf it's Beyonce does she not breast feed? Or is the real mom breast feeding 😂
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ReplyDeleteHas Beyonce ever actually fucked a dude or is she 100% bean flicker? I always assumed she was donating her eggs, guess we'll know if Jay-Z was the sperm donor if the kids grow up ugly as fuck.
ReplyDeleteOmg 😂😂
DeletePut some respect on that camel's name
DeleteBlue Ivy looks exactly like Jay, FWIW
DeleteThis A list singer has had numerous men pursue her in the past. She is married now, but while she was dating, she would tell all her boyfriends she was a virgin. When she became famous several guys wanted to be her first. There are three men who think they are her first and they each paid dearly to think they were the first, but none of them actually were. Our singer lost her virginity back in high school to a guy who died the next year in an auto accident. With no one to ever challenge her, our singer sought to make sure she was always a force in the business. The first man owned a record label and our singer desperately wanted to be on that label. He thinks he was the first and lavished our singer with gifts including cash and cars and signed her to his label. The day the deal was signed they spent two whole hours in a hotel before she said she had to go. The second was a producer who our singer wanted to produce her record. He was married at the time but wanted this singer badly. She told him she would only go out with him if he got divorced. He left his wife and produced the record and in return got to spend a weekend with the singer before she dumped him. Then, there is her husband who was told when they started dating that she was a virgin and intended to remain so until she got married. She didn't make it that far, but did manage to string him along for almost two years before they finally ended up in bed together. In those two years she set herself up for life in gifts and cash even without her huge record sales.
ReplyDeleteRob Fitzpatrick of NME characterized Beyoncé's breathing heavily while grabbing the "imaginary" bedsheets but remained a "devout young Christian woman singing what the public wants her to sing."
Delete@Geeljire - Is this Mariah or Beyonce
DeleteI was thinking Janet Jackson for the secret keeper.
ReplyDeleteI don't know why but I feel like this might be Adele. She stays out of the spotlight and she's pretty low key but I've heard she can drink men under the table. So it wouldn't surprise me if she did pot.
ReplyDeleteTo the person who say La Diabla (Taylor Swift) Enty said this person is married. Although it would be funny to see La Diabla toking. She seems like way too much of a control freak for pot. She hits me as more of a coke girl.
@geeljire. I don't doubt this is possible but after you've had sex your hymen is broken. Unless a dude is an idiot, how could he think she was a virgin. Logistically it would feel like she wasn't without some surgical intervention. Unless a guy has had sex with a virgin though maybe he doesn't know. I just think this is hella weird.
ReplyDeleteShe could say it broke when she was riding a horse.
DeletePlease stop perpetuating the hymen breaking myth 🙄
DeleteNot necessarily true. The hymen can be broken for lots of reasons, not just sex. Besides men are suckers and always want to believe they are the one that deflowered the virgin so it’s not a hard sell.
DeleteEducate yourself about a hymen
DeleteMy first thought was Carrie Underwood because I think that would be a bit of a surprise. Not sure she is perm A, though.
ReplyDeleteWhatever. It’s WEED. No big deal. Besides, she been lookin all blotto-eyed for years on stage, videos, and photos.
ReplyDeleteWeed is a gift from God. Barley, rye, corn and hemp. Make booze, grow dope. Truly he loves us to grant us this.
ReplyDelete+1
DeleteAnd God created man so we could make them into space brownies! 🌱
Celine Dion. She's been on the news this week for avoiding reporters' questions about her romantic relationships by literally drowning them out by singing. Also,unlike Beyonce, there's actually something slightly unexpected/amusing about a stoned Celine that would justify a blind
ReplyDeleteI also gave Celine a thought but she gets referred as foreign born
DeleteI like where you're going with this a lot except no foreign born and they're usually good about including that
DeleteI think I’d like Céline more if she ate her greens.
DeleteI'll say Cher because being Geffen's bff means you must have a lot of secrets!
ReplyDeleteCher isn't married.
DeleteI would love if this is Carrie Underwood but she seems more like a coke type.
ReplyDeleteI first thought Janet. She keeps the biggest secrets! But she got divorced last year.
ReplyDeleteSo...Beyonce.
I was totally thinking Barbra as I was reading this, but maybe Beyonce or somebody else. I guess Streisand, though.
ReplyDeleteIts Beyoncé and so not a secret. She married Captain Pothead.
ReplyDeleteAnd of all the things she COULD be doing this really isn't a big deal.
+1,000,000
DeleteIt’s just vegetables. Who here didn’t grow-up being told by their mothers to eat their greens? 🥗
@kiki71 - Not all women are born with a hymen. Hymens can stretch too. Not all women bleed during their "first time."
ReplyDeleteI knew a woman who scheduled her wedding to coincide with her period so her husband would think he married a virgin.
LOL
ReplyDeleteThe person who figures out how to make weed odorless will become a gazillionaire.
ReplyDeleteEdibles. Or oil . I hope Trump doesn't take everyone's legal weed away like they're planning on doing.
DeleteUnderwood
ReplyDeleteB and J have participated in Marina Abromovic's weird nonsense so it's pretty clear they're both into it. Besides that's how those sickos keep each other in line by knowing each other's secrets.
ReplyDeleteif it was cher, she'd say so. there's a clue about this person being good at keeping secrets. does beyonce fit for that? that seems to be an important part of the BI.
ReplyDeleteMichiganMama59
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Or at least could they combine it with something like lavender LOL.
Faith Hill.
ReplyDelete3rd person here going w/ Babs. I don't think Bey would care if people knew she toked, ate, or however she uses it.
ReplyDeleteAll of them
ReplyDeleteJesus be a fence around me! Any average guy wouldn't know if he were breaking a woman's hymen. It doesn't always break the first time, and it doesn't always bleed. This is almost as bad as assuming putting in a tampon would feel good. Don't you think women would be a little less upset about getting their periods, if that were the case?
ReplyDeleteYOu know that theory about how life is really just an illusion (like literally it’s a hologram and we’re living in a video game, like an AR)?
DeleteWell, sometimes I think the media’s portrayal of sex being “pleasurable” is a trick to get me to have sex. Because if a tamponne is about the size of my middle finger and THAT hurts to insert, how the fuck is fucking supposed to feel good when a flaccid penis is bigger than my thumb?
And here’s what makes even less sense: The only kind of masturbation that feels good is if you rub yourself (sorry for being graphic). Putting your finger in hurts. It’s all LIES.
What I meant to say is people’s penises don’t even MAKE CONTACT where it feels good when you have sex. No wonder porn stars all act fake.
Deletedefinitely barbra iMO. beyonce has lyrics in a couple of her songs about weed, she doesn't advertise it but she clearly has no qualms about toking occasionally
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