This former A list "singer"/former reality star from a celebrity family has not been able to sell any of her reality show pitches and can't get any acting work either. It is not even so much what happened so long ago, it is the way she was on her last big show where she got fired. No one wants to deal with that again even if she has changed. She has. Someone should hire her because she is pretty miserable.
Ashley Simpson
ReplyDeleteFired from Melrose Place(sorry left that out)
Deletehttp://www.mtv.com/news/2762964/ashlee-simpson-wentz-fired-from-melrose-place/
DeleteI heard this story in the 90's from a singer with a historic name. Back in the day a single mother moved to Hd with her young son, R. No it's not one of those stories.
ReplyDeleteBecause of R's background the people in Hd were prejudiced and ostracized him for years. Later R befriended a promising young beauty, M. She ignored the lies and rumors and saw R for the man he really was. R & M began a secret three year relationship. They would go for long walks by the water. M loved to watch the sunsets. Together they dreamed of leaving the insanity of Hd behind. They were not that discrete, but no one understood or cared. Not until the day M went for a walk and never came home. R woke up the next morning with guns and badges in his face. R swore up and down that he left M safe and sound by the water, but it was no use. All his rescues were gone.
Was the si her Sade....? /Marquise de Sade?
DeleteGod I love her
So...M went for a walk and didn’t come back and R told the cops he left her by the water...ummmm...also, you forgot the part with the hints.
DeleteI love that song!
DeleteAwww that's such a sad tale, poor R he used up all his rescues like I used up all the fucks I had to give.😥
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DeleteWhat happened next? Was M ever found or did she go into WITSEC? Where is R now?
ReplyDeleteSomeone should be hired because they are miserable?
ReplyDeleteWe’ll have to remember to add that to future job applications.
DeleteQualifications:
If you don’t hire me I will continue to be miserable 🙄
Latoya?
ReplyDeleteKelly Osborne, fired from Fashion Police
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DeleteI need to make it to the river and leave this old Nebraska town...
ReplyDelete+1 Bagel :)
ReplyDeleteAs an employer in an industry where there's a lot of stress and pressure to succeed, don't you want to bring in plenty of miserable people?
ReplyDeleteTori Amos?
ReplyDeleteAsslee Simpson.
ReplyDeleteI think Brayson87 was referencing a Richard Marx song. I think everyone else was playing along with the joke for fun.
ReplyDeleteNice of @Brayson to bring Richard Marx back from the dead...
ReplyDeletehttps://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/richardmarx/hazard.html
Im getting a strong Brooke Hogan vibe from this.
ReplyDeleteSinger is in quotes because of the Ashley Simpson SNL debacle. Has to be her.
ReplyDeleteAslee did herself in bragging for years how she doesn't lip sync and then got busted on SNL and spun out of control blaming everyone but herself for the fuck up.
ReplyDeleteYou just can't come back from that.
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ReplyDelete+1 everybody, got bored with the woes of reality stars.
Hazard is a great song. And Mad H, Richard Marx is not dead, he's married to Daisy Fuentes, singing, and occasionally kicking ass on airlines lol
https://www.cnn.com/2016/12/21/entertainment/richard-marx-korean-air-passenger/index.html
Richard Marx - Hazard video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdmHHoI9beM
He's a great "follow" on Twitter, too
DeleteThey are too good to get a job like the common folk.
ReplyDeleteOnly discovered this site 2 months ago and admit am becoming slightly obsessed with it. Check it every day without fail now. Thought I'd say hi and thank all the great guessers on here!
ReplyDeleteBut I'm not going to lie. I really posted to show my love for Tricia13 and hope she sees this! The lady is a legend!
Shout out to Sandybrook too. Alwats great guesses and a good sense of humour.
Keep up the good work everyone!
From me, in Scotland peace out
Just saw this now! Thank you very much@Braveheart....that is super kind 🙏🏻❤️Cheers to you on Scotland(great place) :)And Happy St. Patty’s if you celebrate it!🍺🍺🍺🍀🍀🍀
DeleteTamar Braxton
ReplyDelete@ Tricia - LOL and thanks for that link. Richard Marx has quite the foofy, blow-dried mullet in that photo!
ReplyDeleteMy first thought was Tamar Braxton, but was she ever really A list? Ashlee Simpson works, but was she really ever A list either? Man these ratings confuse me. I rate them B+ at best, lol
ReplyDeleteKelly Osborne for sure
ReplyDeleteI also love that song and had no idea Richard was married to Daisy Fuentes. Good for him.
ReplyDeleteWas Kelly Osbourne an "A" List Singer? If so, When??
ReplyDeleteTricia13 is great but she's not a legend, just a person - you're new.
ReplyDeleteWelcome though, this site has waxxed and waned but doesn't disappoint (okay it does but not incessantly, like the slim pins of the Daily Fail).
I hear Taco Bell is hiring
ReplyDelete100% Ashlee, maybe she can host a lip sync show lol
ReplyDelete@mercyprosperity....exactly my thought. Work hard like the rest of us!!!
ReplyDeleteKelly Osborne is def. a former A-list reality star who dabbled in "singing" The Osbornes was huge in its day.
ReplyDeleteI remember Richard Marx and being in Chicago music scene at time nobody had ever heard of him. We always thought he was someone's boy toy.
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ReplyDeletehahahahaha
that's Richard marx song called hazard
so funny you are.