To make things try and look better, this permanent A+ list couple have removed thousands of seats from the inventory of their upcoming shows. Look for groupons coming soon.
Have you ever looked at the stars in the sky at night and wondered: "Is Hollywood part of a larger testbed for advancing plastic surgery and body modification technology as exhibited by successfully surgically altering several individuals to appear as the same entity?"
It's also the plot of: V Invasion of the Body Snatchers Ghost in the Shell Star Trek: The Next Generation Star Trek: Deep Space 9 Star Trek: Voyager Star Trek: Enterprise Star Trek: Discovery Altered Carbon The Faculty Passions Animorphs Nip/Tuck The Matrix The Matrix Reloaded The Matrix Revolutions Any other Wachowski film The Real Housewives of X RuPaul's Drag Race Virus Love and Hip Hop Dude, Where's My Car The Thing
I'm going with Faith Hill & Tim McGraw. I know from personal experience those Beyoncé and Jay-Z tickets were gone in a flash. I'll be watching the HBO special from my living room.
On a somewhat related note, if it is Tim & Faith, they have a woman opening named Caroline Jones who is gorgeous and the daughter of some billionaire. Good luck to the suitor. Smokeshow.
No seats appear removed from any dates on Bey & Jay's upcoming tour & several shows have sold out already & have had extra dates added so I'm calling B.S. on this blind.
Tim and faith just headlined a sell out show at the o2 in london, this is bey and jay. In this economy even major acts are having trouble sell out it seems.
Bey and Jayz
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DeleteIt be like Hova givin' dome in Rome to Lyor
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Bey/Jey?
ReplyDeleteFaith Hill & Tim McGraw
ReplyDeleteHello Enterns they are playing FOOTBALL stadiums 50-75,000 seats. Jesus Christ.
ReplyDeleteDon't blame enterns, blame the professional marketers overselling this dreck
DeleteCan't they just photoshop away the seats, like they do the pachydermesque thighs?
ReplyDeleteI want this boring, narcissistic, obscenely overrated couple to disappear already.
ReplyDeleteNot happening. Too bad for you, though.
Deletethe Illuminati is crumbling! *wiggles fingers in spooky way* woooh!
ReplyDeleteHave you ever looked at the stars in the sky at night and wondered:
ReplyDelete"Is Hollywood part of a larger testbed for advancing plastic surgery and body modification technology as exhibited by successfully surgically altering several individuals to appear as the same entity?"
Dude. That was the plot of “seconds”. Legend has it this movie sent Brian Wilson running and screaming out of the theater.
DeleteYou're going to get a great "it's also the plot of" list later.
DeleteIf I remember.
Bring it on
DeleteIt's also the plot of:
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Invasion of the Body Snatchers
Ghost in the Shell
Star Trek: The Next Generation
Star Trek: Deep Space 9
Star Trek: Voyager
Star Trek: Enterprise
Star Trek: Discovery
Altered Carbon
The Faculty
Passions
Animorphs
Nip/Tuck
The Matrix
The Matrix Reloaded
The Matrix Revolutions
Any other Wachowski film
The Real Housewives of X
RuPaul's Drag Race
Virus
Love and Hip Hop
Dude, Where's My Car
The Thing
Feel free to add to the list
I'm going with Faith Hill & Tim McGraw. I know from personal experience those Beyoncé and Jay-Z tickets were gone in a flash. I'll be watching the HBO special from my living room.
ReplyDeleteI don't think faith and Tim will have a problem filling anywhere. Country fans are the most loyal on Earth. Even more than her lame ass honey hive
ReplyDeleteLOL country fans aren't even loyal enough to buy Faith & Tim's albums there days & they would definitely not sell out international shows. Please.
DeleteAnd sold out in minutes doesn't necessarily mean people coming to the show. #scalpers I know quite a few here in Chicago
ReplyDeleteVarious blogs claim Bew Yawn Say & Jay Hova's concert isn't selling well. Forums are claiming scalpers are selling tickets at astronomical prices.
ReplyDeleteMaybe if they start putting in plush recliners, cup holders in the armrests, and have table service, people will start coming like at movie theaters.
ReplyDeleteThey've got to stop charging so much for tickets. Why bother forking over so much when you can comfortably stay home and watch it on your giant tv?
ReplyDeleteGeeljire stop, you're making me think!
ReplyDeleteI give it to them though, they have fans that will actually pay to hear the same songs again, why who knows, those prices were ridiculous
ReplyDeleteOn a somewhat related note, if it is Tim & Faith, they have a woman opening named Caroline Jones who is gorgeous and the daughter of some billionaire. Good luck to the suitor. Smokeshow.
ReplyDeleteNo seats appear removed from any dates on Bey & Jay's upcoming tour & several shows have sold out already & have had extra dates added so I'm calling B.S. on this blind.
ReplyDeleteBut what does DollarTab.com think?
DeleteCan you really guarantee me $5000 a week?
@Geeljire All, I think of is “The stars at night are big & bright, deep in the heart of Texas 👏👏”
ReplyDeleteNot Faith and Tim. Tim just had a huge health scare in the UK while in the middle of a show. They are taking time off.
ReplyDeleteCalm down Jay Z.
ReplyDeleteTim and faith just headlined a sell out show at the o2 in london, this is bey and jay. In this economy even major acts are having trouble sell out it seems.
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