Tuesday, March 27, 2018

Blind Item #11

To make things try and look better, this permanent A+ list couple have removed thousands of seats from the inventory of their upcoming shows. Look for groupons coming soon.

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    1. +1
      It be like Hova givin' dome in Rome to Lyor
      Cohen

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  2. Faith Hill & Tim McGraw

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  3. Hello Enterns they are playing FOOTBALL stadiums 50-75,000 seats. Jesus Christ.

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    1. Don't blame enterns, blame the professional marketers overselling this dreck

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  4. Can't they just photoshop away the seats, like they do the pachydermesque thighs?

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  5. I want this boring, narcissistic, obscenely overrated couple to disappear already.

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    1. Not happening. Too bad for you, though.

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  6. the Illuminati is crumbling! *wiggles fingers in spooky way* woooh!

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  7. Have you ever looked at the stars in the sky at night and wondered:
    "Is Hollywood part of a larger testbed for advancing plastic surgery and body modification technology as exhibited by successfully surgically altering several individuals to appear as the same entity?"

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    1. Anonymous11:59 AM

      Dude. That was the plot of “seconds”. Legend has it this movie sent Brian Wilson running and screaming out of the theater.

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    2. You're going to get a great "it's also the plot of" list later.
      If I remember.

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    3. Anonymous1:11 PM

      Bring it on

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    4. It's also the plot of:
      V
      Invasion of the Body Snatchers
      Ghost in the Shell
      Star Trek: The Next Generation
      Star Trek: Deep Space 9
      Star Trek: Voyager
      Star Trek: Enterprise
      Star Trek: Discovery
      Altered Carbon
      The Faculty
      Passions
      Animorphs
      Nip/Tuck
      The Matrix
      The Matrix Reloaded
      The Matrix Revolutions
      Any other Wachowski film
      The Real Housewives of X
      RuPaul's Drag Race
      Virus
      Love and Hip Hop
      Dude, Where's My Car
      The Thing

      Feel free to add to the list

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  8. I'm going with Faith Hill & Tim McGraw. I know from personal experience those Beyoncé and Jay-Z tickets were gone in a flash. I'll be watching the HBO special from my living room.

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  9. I don't think faith and Tim will have a problem filling anywhere. Country fans are the most loyal on Earth. Even more than her lame ass honey hive

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    1. LOL country fans aren't even loyal enough to buy Faith & Tim's albums there days & they would definitely not sell out international shows. Please.

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  10. And sold out in minutes doesn't necessarily mean people coming to the show. #scalpers I know quite a few here in Chicago

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  11. Various blogs claim Bew Yawn Say & Jay Hova's concert isn't selling well. Forums are claiming scalpers are selling tickets at astronomical prices.

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  12. Maybe if they start putting in plush recliners, cup holders in the armrests, and have table service, people will start coming like at movie theaters.

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  13. They've got to stop charging so much for tickets. Why bother forking over so much when you can comfortably stay home and watch it on your giant tv?

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  14. Geeljire stop, you're making me think!

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  15. I give it to them though, they have fans that will actually pay to hear the same songs again, why who knows, those prices were ridiculous

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  16. On a somewhat related note, if it is Tim & Faith, they have a woman opening named Caroline Jones who is gorgeous and the daughter of some billionaire. Good luck to the suitor. Smokeshow.

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  17. No seats appear removed from any dates on Bey & Jay's upcoming tour & several shows have sold out already & have had extra dates added so I'm calling B.S. on this blind.

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    1. But what does DollarTab.com think?
      Can you really guarantee me $5000 a week?

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  18. @Geeljire All, I think of is “The stars at night are big & bright, deep in the heart of Texas 👏👏”

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  19. Not Faith and Tim. Tim just had a huge health scare in the UK while in the middle of a show. They are taking time off.

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  20. Calm down Jay Z.

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  21. Tim and faith just headlined a sell out show at the o2 in london, this is bey and jay. In this economy even major acts are having trouble sell out it seems.

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