I have cousin who ended up living a very different and sad life than I. We hung out as young kids, but then we drifted apart and while my life became more privileged, parents climbing the corporate ladder and all, hers took a turn for the worse. Many turns actually. I'd heard through the family grapevine over the years about her tough life, in and out of jail, rehab, getting into a gang fight while pregnant and losing the baby. Just so sad and awful...fast forward to a couple of years ago, she hits me up on Facebook after decades have gone by since we last spoke or saw each other. Turns out we live just a couple miles apart-I in echo park, she in mac Arthur park. Her birthday was coming up so I took her out to breakfast. We smoked a joint, and shit got real. I noticed she wasn't eating anything, she admitted she'd smoked a little meth before we met up. I couldn't even tell. Aside from not eating, she's a goddamn pro. Wouldn't have even known. It was like no big whoop. And that is how she spoke of her past-matter of factly, that's just how it was, life.
Ran away from home to LA with her "boyfriend" when she was 12. Got pimped, was dumped shortly thereafter. Walking the streets of LA. At 12. At the moment, I was shocked and was too high to pry further, and felt like a dick for even asking if she had any dirt. She did. I can only imagine. "You know the dude in the band that wears all the make up?" Um..."the guy with the tongue.." (LT)
"Yeah, that dude. He made me piss on him." LOL real shocker that one. I'm a decent judge of character and he's always come off as giant narcissistic turd...
She slept with, wait can I try this? Um...That rock guitarist who's silhouette you would all recognize when she was 16 or 17. (GR) I guess that would have been early 90's. She considers them good times, so who am I to judge....
Ran away from home to LA with her "boyfriend" when she was 12. Got pimped, was dumped shortly thereafter. Walking the streets of LA. At 12. At the moment, I was shocked and was too high to pry further, and felt like a dick for even asking if she had any dirt. She did. I can only imagine. "You know the dude in the band that wears all the make up?" Um..."the guy with the tongue.." (LT)
"Yeah, that dude. He made me piss on him." LOL real shocker that one. I'm a decent judge of character and he's always come off as giant narcissistic turd...
She slept with, wait can I try this? Um...That rock guitarist who's silhouette you would all recognize when she was 16 or 17. (GR) I guess that would have been early 90's. She considers them good times, so who am I to judge....
Steven Tyler/Slash?
ReplyDeleteno Tricia this is someone from KISS (with tongue and makeup).
DeleteBut I agree with Slash (G&R) thé silhouette being his big hair and the hat.
* Steven’s “thing” is his scarves. LOL. 🧣
*THE tongue
DeletePissed is Gene Simmons
ReplyDelete*pisser*
ReplyDeleteCould pissed also be Marilyn Manson?
ReplyDeleteGene Simmons/Slash?
ReplyDeleteSlash for his hat would be recognizable as a silhouette
ReplyDeleteGene Simmons obviously.
ReplyDeleteOooh I was thinking Angus Young as the Guitarist with a Recognizable Silhouette....
ReplyDeleteGene Simmons/Slash
ReplyDeleteI've known plenty of girls who slept with Gene Simmons, one was his mistress for 6 months, and everybody says that he is VERY vanilla in the sack. So I call BS..
ReplyDeleteNews flash- Crack whores lie.
ReplyDeleteIt IS the narcissistic dicks who want to get pissed on. They KNOW they are crap on some level or need to be taken down a notch. If life pisses on you, there's no fun or need for a trashing you with urine or going outside the norm fantasy. Also don't call BS on this. Simmons could very well have had a ton of vanilla sex and go see a pro or pay for the occasional 'speciality.' You don't just ask a random groupie who wants to blow you to piss on your instead.
ReplyDeleteGuys how do we submit a reader blind??????????
ReplyDeleteWhen I want the real inside story about prominent entertainers, I always ask a meth addict from MacArthur Park.
ReplyDeletePro tip: get really high first. It makes it easier to tell if the meth addict is lying.
Omg hahahaha
Deletethese comments are worth the "reader blinds" as shitastic as they are
Apparently being pissed upon is not that uncommon. I have two friends who dig it. I find it nasty and disgusting but as they both said :It's cleaner than a facial :-)
ReplyDeleteGene Simmons ( allegedly) *rolls eyes to heaven * Remember when his house was raided for child porn? And they hoisted the blame to an employee. The money that was paid and the lawyers ( allegedly)
ReplyDelete. Allegedly a horrible, not nice, misogynistic person.
I knew Gene very well for 12 years & can’t imagine him being into water sports. Of course, anything is possible, but I would’ve certainly have thought i’d Have heard about this.
ReplyDeleteBut the rock guitarist as written would be a she, right? Joan Jett?
ReplyDeleteGene Simmons: Tongue and makeup.
ReplyDeleteS gene dunno s for the pissee, I can totally see him lago g for that. The other I understood to be a female.
ReplyDeleteCraptastic spellchecker. Gene Simmons for the Pissee
ReplyDeleteThe rock guitarist with the silhouette is not female! The female cousin slept with the rocker when she (the cousin) was 16 or 17.
ReplyDeleteThe one into piss was the guitarist with the silhoutte, who sounds like Slash, and given that his 2nd wife Perla was a Madame "back in the day" a quote directly from Slash himself in an interview, that makes sense.
ReplyDeleteGene Simmons is gross!
No guess for Prince as the silhouette? The one he did at the Super Bowl is pretty memorable.
ReplyDeleteBruce Springsteen for the silhouette?
ReplyDeleteSally I would argue that men do not treat all women the same sexually or otherwise and it may depend on how old Gene was at the time when those women had relationships with him....a lot of men treat hookers very badly but wouldn't dare do the same with their girlfriends or wives.
ReplyDeletePrince for the silhouette
ReplyDeleteSince the writer admitted that his meth addict cousin considered hooking herself out 'good times' I wouldn't; be surprised if she had violently embellished things to make herself sound more interesting.
ReplyDeleteI mean, her life sounds super sad, the only thing sadder than the occasional celebrity kinky sex, would me admitting that you only blow drug dealers and celebrities' chauffeurs.