Whoa... do you think he cheats? I thought maybe with that nanny who tried his super bowl rings on for the pic... but not many others. Too risky with his image if it got out.
I’m getting ready for my neighborhood party. Deviled eggs and blueberry kuchen are made. Buffalo dip to come soon. Lots of beer and mulled cider. Downstairs projection tv will play the game; upstairs tv will be all about the commercials. That way people can choose how they want to watch. It’s Seattle, and I’m from Atlanta. So no one here is allowed to root for the Patriots. I want to seee the Pats blow a lead in the last quarter, and have Brady finally caught cheating.
Tom is a very driven guy from a pretty conservative Catholic family. I suspect he is pretty much a normal dad/husband to Gisele. And she seems remarkably traditional/conservative as a wife (very protective of her man, the whole breast feeding thing). I see them is very much like Laird Hamilton and Gabby Reese.
Now Belichick is more of a player. As are Edelman and Amendola and Gronkowski.
Conservative? Brady impregnanted GF #1 out of wedlock, dumped her for GF #2 (Nazi Brazillian wonder Gizzy). 2 broads preggos with illegitimate kids at the same time?!! Oh, those silly Catholics! ;)
Watching Tom vs. Time, he is obviously extremely disciplined in all facets of his life, smitten with his kids and seems pretty crazy about his wife. Really doesn’t seem like someone who would cheat. His first and true love is football.
Brady is a cheater. He cheated on Bridget Moynahan with Gisele, and actually probably vice versa, whenever BM got pregnant. He abandoned her for Gisele. A man either cheats or he doesn't. Brady is a cheater on women and in his profession too. He's riding high now, just wait until things with football aren't as rosy and he can't deal with it. The true colors will come out.
I don't know many people watching this mess, myself included. Not for political reasons, I'm just not into football. I will be binge watching a new show on Prime and then watching This is Us.
And There’s the deaf Dalmatian. I hoped I’d get to see him. Best part is all of these rescue puppers going to good homes.
But my own dogs are giving me serious side eye like “why are you watching other dogs on TV when you could be playing with US?” Anybody else’s dog/s do that? One is willing to grudgingly watch, but the other is curled up staring at me looking hurt.*
*Not really, obviously. But it is her favorite “why aren’t you playing with me?” Look that turns into instant action the moment I make a move to do anything interesting.
@Hanniam, a couple of years ago I adopted a bonded pair of older rescues, they're completely the opposite. If I get up to do anything - like wash dishes - the 14-year old will bark until I come back and sit down on the couch. :)
But seriously folks....If you'll cheat on your pregnant GF, you'll cheat on anybody. I honestly don't even find G. all that attractive. She's got that important initial if you're part of the secret history in motion, however.
Being a Catholic is possibly what would make him cheat like crazy. How old are some of you to actually believe that religious people aren't the sleaziest people around? 🤣
Gisele is more than Tom's wife: she's his owner. He's clearly utterly afraid of her. He eats what she allows, he speaks when she allows and only with people she allows. And she's not aging well, 37 looking more like 47. And manly. Other than that, Puppy Bowl all the way.
He's a cheater at every level. As far as the patriots and their fans are concerned, the end justifies the means. I do think he backed away from the sidepiece thing after that obnoxious nanny was photographed with his rings. Either that or he's picked women who are more discreet and less thirsty.
So who would be in the Super Bowl of two-faced people in Hollywood-Arts-Media? We all knew TW and Franco were really scum. But who would really surprise me (like if Tebow were not just gay but a pedo rapist). I wonder, for example, if Hanks or Spielberg are not truly evil people.
He's a cheater as well as a moron. He uses all 60 IQ points to complete his daily routine like an autistic savant. Football too. Savant. If he had more than 60 IQ points he'd know not to kiss his young son for longer than some lovers kiss. That's why he gets a pass on that one- he's clearly retarded. And Gisele? Meh, she has a killer tuck game
Commercials honestly I'm tired of none celebrities being in the commercials. This guy Ricegum (YouTuber) is in a commercial with Iggy. If you go on YouTube theirs a guy called idubbz who called out Ricegum for being a p.o.s Ricegum records people without their knowledge also when a girl shared her rape story with him he asked "did it feel good though" Anyone else tired of internet "famous" people?
Sheila E tweeted Prince wanted to take his music with him and he was adamant that no hologram of him was to be used. We all know what Prince went through to protect his music and his image. Timberfake sang one if his songs and used his image at the Super Bowl.
Janet Jackson - PLEASE release the dirt you have on Justin Timberlake.
Shouldn’t Bruno Mars be the halftime show every year?
JTs will be one of the least popular. The Prince moment did not help. There for cheap praise but Prince already did halftime so this wasn’t needed, hometown or not. JT just wants to be the second coming of Prince/MJ.
Janet Jackson should have done the HT show, would have been perfect in this MeToo climate. Justin Timberlake was horrible. That was unbelievably BORING and tired. The Prince hologram... wtf were they thinking?! The man wouldn't even allow his music on Spotify or Youtube, now he's a hologram at the super bowl?? Naaaaaaaah
Btwn Timberlake's talent-less performance and the sap-fest pandering ads I'm ready to puke blood. Only thing that will help if Brady gets a concussion or breaks his leg.
The JT performance was terrible from the beginning. There was nothing going on and you couldn't even say at least he sang well, bc you could barely even hear him. He's old now so he can't dance like he used to. It was terrible. How tone deaf to invite him back to perform after what happened the first time, in this #metoo climate no less, esp when there are dozens of other talented performers who would have done a much better job. They threw in Prince to try and save the performance but it ended up being tactless. A marching band? Really?
And there is no question that Tom Brady cheats on Gisele. We have already heard the stories, even if they never seem to make much traction. Sure, Gisele seems crazy and controlling, but do you really think that is stopping Tom from going away on long weekends trips with his boys and a bevy of women. No way.
Lots of men including very wealthy, successful men do not cheat. But his hanging around guys like Weinstein and Affleck speaks a lot about his character.
Something about invincible.... her voice is nails down a chalkboard for me. Too shouty/screechy/whiny. I like some of her songs, but appreciate them more when Songwriter Hilary Lindsey sings them.
HT show was abysmal. Had to borrow Prince's fame and name? if you cant put together ten minutes without borrowing someone's hologram, maybe don't take the gig.
@DdonnaTarttty,+1000. @Adrian,when was he ever? Carrie Underwood sang something Call Champions, I think. New song,I think it was recorded before her accident. Fifty stitches in the face is pretty rough.
@Mango-- Nightshade fruits/vegetables are thought to contribute to arthritis. A friend's mom-- and the family was Italian!-- would not eat any of them, ever.
The Bowl was a nod. We are glad Philadelphia won. Bet Tom Brady doesn't get laid tonight. At least not by his wife.
Don't worry about ole Tom as he snuggles up to someone in that $125m. mansion of his. The reason he seemed sanguine in the post game interviews is that he's almost a billionaire and could really give a shit either way. Perhaps that explains his lackluster - as in lacks luster - performance in the Bowl.
As for Tom's wife, she's getting fat in the ass. Child rearing hips they call them.
It's the end of the world a swe know it and I don't mind because Budweiser sucks and so does the Democratic party, Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton, Chelsea Clinton, and Jimmy Fallon.
We missed the halftime show. We were rolling and smoking blunts. So we can't tell you whether or not Justin Timberlake was the fuck all, but our guess is that he was the same lame ass, can't sing, can't dance, can't act, married to a lesbian wimp that he has always been.
Just want to say that Minnesotans were probably the most pissed about Timberlake exploiting Prince’s fame tonight. We’re still not over losing him and feel very protective of his memory. And douche-boy Timberlake comes here running his mouth and throwing up a hologram and singing with Prince. Ugh. So effing tacky. 😠
So, yeah. Philadelphia did a thing and now Pats fans are all over twitter acting like PHL is setting the whole east coast on fire when in actuality, whiny frat boys are burning Amherst because Tommy Girl has the pouts. Couldn’t happen to a more worthy fan base. Fly, Eagles, Fly - once every half century or so. Just enough to terrify the chickenshits.
that will go down as one of the greatest football games I have ever watched! very exciting to me. that Peterson has balls of steel. going for it on 4th down before the half with the play where Foley ran it in was pretty damn awesome. I do respect Brady's play but am so tired of Patriots. if I was Patriot fan I would wonder why coach kept Butler off field, difference maker?
Timberlake SUCKED wow was that ever awful and that bandana around his neck? LOL. it was as though he was channeling inner dog, yelps included. pink was decent, had she hit them couple notes could have been flawless performance (aside from shot of her pulling gum? from mouth, totally icky.) Carrie Underwood = horrific. I really disliked that. commercials were weak . tide had comical moments but only because the rest were so lame. commercial for the voice made me chuckle. but wow what a game, just one punt, minimal penalties all those missed kicks/points. and a Brady sack to end it all (snicker) excellent entertainment!
I begged for her to get out of bed and go to the store to buy some food.
She told me that there was plenty of food in the house and that I should just go throw something together. I told her that I didn’t see any food, and that “mommys should feed their kids.” At this she became quite irate and swiftly stood up to give me a smack, but instead of landing a blow, her face went all sallow and she darted over to the bathroom where she proceeded to vomit.
She pulled herself away from the bathroom sink where she had evacuated her stomach and like a cat pouncing on a bug she bolted across the room, grabbed my little arm and positioned our faces inches apart. Her acrid, vomitous, nicotine-tinged breath washed over me as she spoke these words:”Listen you little shit, don’t you ever talk to me like that again. You want some fuckin’ food…?”
Without relinquishing her painful grip, she dragged me across the room to the kitchenette and in one motion of her free arm she cleared the cluttered counter top. Weeks of accumulated kitchen debris, beer bottles, dishes and food encrusted utensils came crashing down onto the floor in a fierce cacophony of destruction.
She pulled out one of the plastic lawn chairs that we used for dining-room/living-room furniture and threw me into it.
“Sit there. I’m makin’ you somthin’!” She opened the cupboards and began to rifle through the sparsely stocked shelves. She pulled out the three cans from the afore mentioned recipe, corn, refried beans, and bamboo shoots.
“See, look at all this fuckin’ food.” She sifted through the clutter on the floor and found an old bag of Wonder Bread. She pulled out the last two stiff pieces, one of which was the heel. A frying pan sat on the hot plate half filled with oil from a previous cooking endeavor.
“Stop your crying. You’re gonna’ get your food!”
She turned on the hot plate to heat the rancid oil, grabbed a Natural Ice from the fridge, cracked it open and downed it with one tip of the can. After which she let out an enormous belch and said, “Just what mommy needed.”
Now it was on the business at hand. In a cereal encrusted margarine tub, mom began to mix refried beans and corn. She had also opened bamboo shoots, drained the water and set them aside.
“For crunch.”, she said. Another Natural Ice was gone in seconds, followed by the obligatory belch She lit up a cigarette. Her voice was now softer and warmer.
“It’s OK honey, don’t cry. You’ll have food soon.” She began drinking her third beer, but this time at a more reasonable pace.
The bread was placed in the pan to sizzle and soak up the awful grease. After each piece was nicely browned she placed the pieces of crispy, oil laden bread on a small takeout pizza box, where one piece was slathered with the refried beans and corn. She placed the bamboo shoots in two neat little rows on top of the impromptu mixture and closed the sandwich.
She downed the rest of her beer and opened another. The pizza box was set in front of me with the warm soggy sandwich on top. Mom said, “It don’t look like much, kinda’ like a shit sandwich. I’m gonna’ go back to bed. If it’s too bland there’s hot sauce there on the table.
“Now be quiet so mommy can sleep.” She stumbled back to her bed on the other side of the room, downed her fourth beer, took a long drag of her cigarette and then dropped it onto her empty beer can where it went out with a little hiss. She disappeared under the covers.
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I am a heroin addict. My life is limited to three concerns. The first thing I gotta figure out every morning is how to get a bag of heroin into my arm no more than ten minutes after I wake-up. If I fail, I’m dope sick. The cramps inside my lower stomach go on a full-scale attack. I can’t stand. I can’t walk. The diarrhea squirts out like a water hose. The second issue is drawing a “hot shot.” The drug dealers cut the heroin or add fake shit to stretch quantity for profit. Some dealers cut it in half and double their money. But most drug dealers aren’t rocket scientist; they never get the proper distribution of cut to heroin every time. Too much pure heroin in a half-gram package equals a “hot shot.” Five minutes after you shot the package into your vein, your heart stops.
But my major concern is called “cotton shot rush.” It’s when a dirty piece of cotton fiber used to filter the heroin makes it into your bloodstream. Most addicts don’t carry sterile cotton balls or Q-tips in their back pocket. If you’re lucky you have access to a clean filtered cigarette. But most of the time you have to find a cigarette butt on the ground, in an ashtray, or a garbage barrel.
But there is no mistaking it when it hits. Ten to twenty minutes after you pull the trigger it whacks you like you’re in the third day of the flu virus. The ears give it away: if they start to ring you’re fucked. Pressure begins to mount on each side of your temple like a vise squeezing slowly together. Sweat pours off your brow but at first there is no temperature associated with it. The shakes progress quickly to trembles. Chills hit immediately after and the body’s temperature spikes to over 102. If the bacteria takes up residency in your heart and you don’t seek medical attention, you’re dead. I roll the dice about a dozen times a day.
It’s been twenty-three years since I shot a bag of heroin into my arm. But I’m still a junkie, every morning I wake up and vividly recall the hell I once lived. I’m blessed.
Like a doctor performing microscopic surgery, I pour the contents of the rainbow bags into my cooker, reach for my bottle of water, insert the syringe, and draw up about 20cc. I squirt the water into the cooker, watch it move across the white powder and turn to liquid. I move my lighter back and forth under the cooker until the heroin bubbles. The smell is sweet. It makes my stomach turn. I bite off a small piece of a cigarette filter, and spit it into the burning liquid. It’s time.
I insert the needle, there’s a little sting, pull back on the plunger, and a dash of red-blue blood snakes up the middle of the clear liquid. A direct hit. Total euphoria!
Now, all I can think about is where will I get my next bag. But I wasn’t always a homeless heroin addict. I was a good kid, an altar boy, even an all-conference athlete. What’s not funny, I only took heroin once. Imagine that? Once! After that, heroin took me any place it wanted to. It changed me. I will do anything to get high and I will crush you if you try to stop me. I’m scum. Nothing I say is truthful except this... I am dying.
@xoensive.. seems like a cry for help. It’s like you are reading from my sisters diary and it hurts me. If you are being truthful I wish you the best, and hope you see a new light tomorrow and get clean. Luck to you.
speaking of Superbowl food.. does anyone watch hells kitchen? (SPOILER ALERT) I am.pleased Michelle won but did anyone else feel Nick got robbed. like that Cesars palace dude just tossed him because he was gay. I definitely thought he'd be in finals with Michelle . felt he was stronger than Benjamin or maybe I just didn't pay enough attention
Whoa... do you think he cheats? I thought maybe with that nanny who tried his super bowl rings on for the pic... but not many others. Too risky with his image if it got out.
ReplyDeleteweekly, at least..
ReplyDeleteI'm still trying to process that video of him and the family member from yesterday. I keep thinking of that scene from Bueller in front of the school.
ReplyDeleteWhat video? I think I must have missed it.
DeleteOver under on how many inches of Hillary’s dck plot can fit into the mouth w/o gagging?
ReplyDeleteId bang Bellichick...there I said it.
ReplyDeleteFootball? I'm here for the Puppy Bowl.
ReplyDeleteMe too! Puppy bowl all day🐶
DeleteMe three
DeleteI’m getting ready for my neighborhood party. Deviled eggs and blueberry kuchen are made. Buffalo dip to come soon. Lots of beer and mulled cider. Downstairs projection tv will play the game; upstairs tv will be all about the commercials. That way people can choose how they want to watch. It’s Seattle, and I’m from Atlanta. So no one here is allowed to root for the Patriots. I want to seee the Pats blow a lead in the last quarter, and have Brady finally caught cheating.
ReplyDeleteTom is a very driven guy from a pretty conservative Catholic family. I suspect he is pretty much a normal dad/husband to Gisele. And she seems remarkably traditional/conservative as a wife (very protective of her man, the whole breast feeding thing). I see them is very much like Laird Hamilton and Gabby Reese.
ReplyDeleteNow Belichick is more of a player. As are Edelman and Amendola and Gronkowski.
Oh yeah. Impregnating his long term girlfriend then dumping her before the baby's born is real Catholic. Looks like the PR campaign worked on you.
DeleteBridget had a trap baby.
Delete😂😂
DeleteYes indeed, conservative values there
Alternate facts? 😂😂😂
DeleteConservative? Brady impregnanted GF #1 out of wedlock, dumped her for GF #2 (Nazi Brazillian wonder Gizzy). 2 broads preggos with illegitimate kids at the same time?!! Oh, those silly Catholics! ;)
Deletecouldn't do that @filmfanb, but ill watch cause i like a good horror movies.
ReplyDeleteI just think it would be the most percise and tactical fuck ever
ReplyDeleteIf only there were a way both teams could lose. I want to see Tom Brady destroyed tonight. Don't let me down, Philly (but you probably will).
ReplyDeleteI don't think he does. Gisele already has his balls on the mantle, and he'd never see them again if he cheated.
ReplyDeleteGo Brady!
ReplyDeleteI hate commercials and dvr everything just so I don't HAVE to watch commercials. Except Geico. I love those.
I'll watch the last half of the last quarter because that is when Brady Magic starts happening.
And I want all the puppies and all the kittens, old and young, in the Best Bowls!
Impeach Trump!!!
ReplyDeleteAdam Schiffty give it a rest already.
DeleteWatching Tom vs. Time, he is obviously extremely disciplined in all facets of his life, smitten with his kids and seems pretty crazy about his wife. Really doesn’t seem like someone who would cheat. His first and true love is football.
ReplyDeleteBrady is a cheater. He cheated on Bridget Moynahan with Gisele, and actually probably vice versa, whenever BM got pregnant. He abandoned her for Gisele. A man either cheats or he doesn't. Brady is a cheater on women and in his profession too. He's riding high now, just wait until things with football aren't as rosy and he can't deal with it. The true colors will come out.
ReplyDeleteGoogling Belichick...
ReplyDeleteI'm just hoping there's a hockey game on somewhere.
ReplyDelete...he's all yours, @filmfanb 👍
ReplyDeleteI don't know many people watching this mess, myself included. Not for political reasons, I'm just not into football. I will be binge watching a new show on Prime and then watching This is Us.
ReplyDeleteAnother Puppy Bowler here. Go li’l corgi!
ReplyDeleteAnd There’s the deaf Dalmatian. I hoped I’d get to see him. Best part is all of these rescue puppers going to good homes.
ReplyDeleteBut my own dogs are giving me serious side eye like “why are you watching other dogs on TV when you could be playing with US?” Anybody else’s dog/s do that? One is willing to grudgingly watch, but the other is curled up staring at me looking hurt.*
*Not really, obviously. But it is her favorite “why aren’t you playing with me?” Look that turns into instant action the moment I make a move to do anything interesting.
We're watching the Puppy Bowl.
ReplyDeleteDogs over people all day and all night.
Puppy Bowl Commercials are AMAZING!
((googling football))
ReplyDeleteOnly way I'll watch is if Brady is getting pummeled. Yes, he's a cheater, but I'd bet she is too.
ReplyDeleteMy contribution is gyros and cherry pie. Comin’ Eagles 🦅!
ReplyDelete@Hanniam, a couple of years ago I adopted a bonded pair of older rescues, they're completely the opposite. If I get up to do anything - like wash dishes - the 14-year old will bark until I come back and sit down on the couch. :)
ReplyDelete@elissa He’s obviously looking after you. You’d have to be INSANE to leave that comfortable couch. :)
ReplyDeleteWe have one couch potato, but she still follows me around. She just finds the most comfortable spot in whichever room I happen to be occupying.
Yep, Puppy Bowl all the way.
ReplyDeleteHehe @Subliminal Success
ReplyDeleteWait....Ben Affleck has friends?
ReplyDeleteBut seriously folks....If you'll cheat on your pregnant GF, you'll cheat on anybody. I honestly don't even find G. all that attractive. She's got that important initial if you're part of the secret history in motion, however.
Fly Eagles Fly!
ReplyDeleteKylie the youngest ho just delivered the next generation of ho to PMK
ReplyDelete@sandybrook that was a few days ago. KFF I guess.
DeleteBeing a Catholic is possibly what would make him cheat like crazy. How old are some of you to actually believe that religious people aren't the sleaziest people around? 🤣
ReplyDelete@ddonna I tend to agree, but Gisele was like WAY hotter and wealthier than Bridget
ReplyDeleteWatching the pre-game show...go Eagles!!
ReplyDeleteGisele is more than Tom's wife: she's his owner. He's clearly utterly afraid of her. He eats what she allows, he speaks when she allows and only with people she allows.
ReplyDeleteAnd she's not aging well, 37 looking more like 47. And manly.
Other than that, Puppy Bowl all the way.
Kim Cattrall's missing brother was found dead today.
ReplyDeleteHe's a cheater at every level. As far as the patriots and their fans are concerned, the end justifies the means. I do think he backed away from the sidepiece thing after that obnoxious nanny was photographed with his rings. Either that or he's picked women who are more discreet and less thirsty.
ReplyDeleteThat's sad about Samantha's brother, obviously something was not right when they found his SEVEN dogs and his phone/wallet at home.
ReplyDeleteI'm with Carolina. Tom now does what Gisele let's him do. She would castrate him if he cheated. She owns him. She's his Belichick in personal life.
ReplyDeleteGo Pats!!!🍸🍸 cheers!!!
ReplyDeleteGo Pats!!!🍸🍸 cheers!!!
ReplyDeleteSo who would be in the Super Bowl of two-faced people in Hollywood-Arts-Media? We all knew TW and Franco were really scum. But who would really surprise me (like if Tebow were not just gay but a pedo rapist). I wonder, for example, if Hanks or Spielberg are not truly evil people.
ReplyDeleteThat Carrie Underwood song was awful...just awful.
ReplyDeleteAnybody have anything on Robert Kraft's GF Rickki Noel Lander. Actress/Model. Was she a pro? She never really made it in LA or NYC scene.
ReplyDeleteGo Pats!
ReplyDeleteOh shit Minnesotans, hide yo kids...Guy Fieri is in town.
ReplyDeleteGood Point!!
DeleteThe Patriots being booed was epic!! LOL
ReplyDeleteGo Pats!!!🍸🍸 cheers!!!
ReplyDeleteGo Pats!!!🍸🍸 cheers!!!
ReplyDeleteI spy Tom Brady wearing a hairpiece? Hmmmmmmm
ReplyDeleteI'll have the best internet connection for 6 hours!
ReplyDeleteSuper Bowl?
ReplyDeleteNo.
Super Bowl food?
YESSS!!!
He's a cheater as well as a moron. He uses all 60 IQ points to complete his daily routine like an autistic savant. Football too. Savant.
ReplyDeleteIf he had more than 60 IQ points he'd know not to kiss his young son for longer than some lovers kiss. That's why he gets a pass on that one- he's clearly retarded.
And Gisele? Meh, she has a killer tuck game
That being said- Lego Batman in this house!! 🖕🏉
DeleteWhoot whoot!!
Go cyborg 🤖
Go Philly!!!
ReplyDeleteGo Philly!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteCommercials honestly I'm tired of none celebrities being in the commercials. This guy Ricegum (YouTuber) is in a commercial with Iggy. If you go on YouTube theirs a guy called idubbz who called out Ricegum for being a p.o.s Ricegum records people without their knowledge also when a girl shared her rape story with him he asked "did it feel good though" Anyone else tired of internet "famous" people?
Fly Eagles Fly and Corey Clement! (ON Wisconsin).
ReplyDeleteAs for Tom, he seems asexual to me and so obsessed with yelling at people I mean winning that he wouldn’t cheat.
Ugh. Who told Timberlake that he can sing? Cuz they lied.
ReplyDeleteWorst halftime show ever
ReplyDeleteTimberlake should take lip sync lessons from Britney.
ReplyDeleteGosh watching JT perform his old hits yawn. Can American celebrities become any more of a caricature of themselves? Hollywood and co make me sick.
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone think the sound is weird for Timberlake’s show? It sounds muffled almost but my TV is fine....
ReplyDeleteFUCK TIMBERFAKE
ReplyDeleteSheila E tweeted Prince wanted to take his music with him and he was adamant that no hologram of him was to be used. We all know what Prince went through to protect his music and his image. Timberfake sang one if his songs and used his image at the Super Bowl.
Janet Jackson - PLEASE release the dirt you have on Justin Timberlake.
Fly Eagles, fly!! 🦅🦅🦅
ReplyDeleteThat was hands down the most boring superbowl half time I've ever seen. The #Jackvsmartha ad was more amusing.
ReplyDeleteShouldn’t Bruno Mars be the halftime show every year?
ReplyDeleteJTs will be one of the least popular. The Prince moment did not help. There for cheap praise but Prince already did halftime so this wasn’t needed, hometown or not. JT just wants to be the second coming of Prince/MJ.
Lots of bling, no substance. Yup, JT is still lame as fuck. Not impressed at all, especially with his appropriation of Prince. Not even. UGH
ReplyDeleteJanet Jackson should have done the HT show, would have been perfect in this MeToo climate. Justin Timberlake was horrible. That was unbelievably BORING and tired. The Prince hologram... wtf were they thinking?! The man wouldn't even allow his music on Spotify or Youtube, now he's a hologram at the super bowl?? Naaaaaaaah
ReplyDeleteLots of bling, no substance. Yup, JT is still lame as fuck. Not impressed at all, especially with his appropriation of Prince. Not even. UGH
ReplyDeleteGronk for the win
ReplyDeleteI bet he gets laid with The least amount
Of Roofies involved😎
JT missed a big opportunity by not having Janet perform....wonder if she said no.
ReplyDeleteBtwn Timberlake's talent-less performance and the sap-fest pandering ads I'm ready to puke blood. Only thing that will help if Brady gets a concussion or breaks his leg.
ReplyDeleteI guess I didn’t see anything different about Carrie Underwood’s face...since the stitches accident..... .....
ReplyDeleteI think it was filmed before
DeleteBrady had some exquisite plastic surgery done during the off season. I would love to get the name of his plastic surgeon.
ReplyDeleteAll of the ads ARE sappy. It's so annoying.
ReplyDeleteThe JT performance was terrible from the beginning. There was nothing going on and you couldn't even say at least he sang well, bc you could barely even hear him. He's old now so he can't dance like he used to. It was terrible. How tone deaf to invite him back to perform after what happened the first time, in this #metoo climate no less, esp when there are dozens of other talented performers who would have done a much better job. They threw in Prince to try and save the performance but it ended up being tactless. A marching band? Really?
ReplyDeleteAnd there is no question that Tom Brady cheats on Gisele. We have already heard the stories, even if they never seem to make much traction. Sure, Gisele seems crazy and controlling, but do you really think that is stopping Tom from going away on long weekends trips with his boys and a bevy of women. No way.
Lots of men including very wealthy, successful men do not cheat. But his hanging around guys like Weinstein and Affleck speaks a lot about his character.
ReplyDeleteA Scientology Commercial - I'm puking blood now...
ReplyDeleteEwww.they are desperate for converts Rico
DeleteWTF? Scientology commercials at the Super Bowl?
DeleteOkay, GOOD LUCK, Americans...
ODB dirty dancing, as the female?!?!?!? Lulz.
ReplyDeleteBrady said in his Tom vs. Time thing that he doesn't want to be the reason his team loses the game. HAHAHAHA
ReplyDeleteHave fun, Americans... 🗽👩🏻🚕🍂💛
ReplyDeleteDId Carrie sing When he Cheats?
ReplyDeleteSomething about invincible.... her voice is nails down a chalkboard for me. Too shouty/screechy/whiny. I like some of her songs, but appreciate them more when Songwriter Hilary Lindsey sings them.
DeleteAncient aliens marathon on.
ReplyDeleteMale or female friends?
ReplyDeleteBradley Cooper didn't look too interested in his GF tonight.
ReplyDeleteHT show was abysmal. Had to borrow Prince's fame and name? if you cant put together ten minutes without borrowing someone's hologram, maybe don't take the gig.
ReplyDeleteDo we all agree the Tide ads were the best, the halftime show sucked, and it was good Brady and the Patriots lost?
ReplyDelete+1 Ddonna
ReplyDelete@DdonnaTarttty,+1000. @Adrian,when was he ever? Carrie Underwood sang something Call Champions, I think. New song,I think it was recorded before her accident. Fifty stitches in the face is pretty rough.
ReplyDeleteJanet Jackson is not a victim. She was complicit in the “wardrobe malfunction”.
ReplyDeleteA colleague told me that Tom Brady takes illegal performance enhancing drugs, but won’t eat anything in the nightshade family? What’s up with that?
I've been watching THE WINDSORS.
ReplyDelete@Mango-- Nightshade fruits/vegetables are thought to contribute to arthritis. A friend's mom-- and the family was Italian!-- would not eat any of them, ever.
ReplyDeleteThe Bowl was a nod. We are glad Philadelphia won. Bet Tom Brady doesn't get laid tonight. At least not by his wife.
ReplyDeleteDon't worry about ole Tom as he snuggles up to someone in that $125m. mansion of his. The reason he seemed sanguine in the post game interviews is that he's almost a billionaire and could really give a shit either way. Perhaps that explains his lackluster - as in lacks luster - performance in the Bowl.
As for Tom's wife, she's getting fat in the ass. Child rearing hips they call them.
It's the end of the world a swe know it and I don't mind because Budweiser sucks and so does the Democratic party, Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton, Chelsea Clinton, and Jimmy Fallon.
That is all.
The Professionals
Heidi, you're pretty. Are you a three input woman?
ReplyDeleteWe missed the halftime show. We were rolling and smoking blunts. So we can't tell you whether or not Justin Timberlake was the fuck all, but our guess is that he was the same lame ass, can't sing, can't dance, can't act, married to a lesbian wimp that he has always been.
ReplyDeleteThat is all.
The Professionals
We do not understand why Janet Jackson or her family are angry at Timberlake. After all, it was her ugly nipple that slipped.
ReplyDeleteThat is all.
The Professionals.
We want to eat Kim Cattrall like a ripe mango until she cums hard in our face.
This is a list of women who we would eat like a ripe mango until she came hard in our face.
ReplyDeleteKim Cattrall
Kristin Davis
Cindy Crawford, of course
Jo Momma
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THE PROFESSIONALS MADE A FUNNY
A flick is from a cia family. Hope Tom knows. Go Philly. Sick of calls that go New England's way
ReplyDeleteThe Super Bowl was on? I can't believe people still watch that fucking game. A bunch of retards playing sports ball. Thrilling.
ReplyDeleteJust want to say that Minnesotans were probably the most pissed about Timberlake exploiting Prince’s fame tonight. We’re still not over losing him and feel very protective of his memory. And douche-boy Timberlake comes here running his mouth and throwing up a hologram and singing with Prince. Ugh. So effing tacky. 😠
ReplyDeleteSo, yeah.
ReplyDeletePhiladelphia did a thing and now Pats fans are all over twitter acting like PHL is setting the whole east coast on fire when in actuality, whiny frat boys are burning Amherst because Tommy Girl has the pouts.
Couldn’t happen to a more worthy fan base.
Fly, Eagles, Fly - once every half century or so. Just enough to terrify the chickenshits.
Sorry still extremely disturbed by that footage of Tom Brady kissing his 11 yr old son. Ruined the game for me
ReplyDeletethat will go down as one of the greatest football games I have ever watched! very exciting to me. that Peterson has balls of steel. going for it on 4th down before the half with the play where Foley ran it in was pretty damn awesome. I do respect Brady's play but am so tired of Patriots. if I was Patriot fan I would wonder why coach kept Butler off field, difference maker?
ReplyDeleteTimberlake SUCKED wow was that ever awful and that bandana around his neck? LOL. it was as though he was channeling inner dog, yelps included. pink was decent, had she hit them couple notes could have been flawless performance (aside from shot of her pulling gum? from mouth, totally icky.) Carrie Underwood = horrific. I really disliked that. commercials were weak . tide had comical moments but only because the rest were so lame. commercial for the voice made me chuckle. but wow what a game, just one punt, minimal penalties all those missed kicks/points. and a Brady sack to end it all (snicker) excellent entertainment!
I begged for her to get out of bed and go to the store to buy some food.
ReplyDeleteShe told me that there was plenty of food in the house and that I should just go throw something together. I told her that I didn’t see any food, and that “mommys should feed their kids.” At this she became quite irate and swiftly stood up to give me a smack, but instead of landing a blow, her face went all sallow and she darted over to the bathroom where she proceeded to vomit.
She pulled herself away from the bathroom sink where she had evacuated her stomach and like a cat pouncing on a bug she bolted across the room, grabbed my little arm and positioned our faces inches apart. Her acrid, vomitous, nicotine-tinged breath washed over me as she spoke these words:”Listen you little shit, don’t you ever talk to me like that again. You want some fuckin’ food…?”
Without relinquishing her painful grip, she dragged me across the room to the kitchenette and in one motion of her free arm she cleared the cluttered counter top. Weeks of accumulated kitchen debris, beer bottles, dishes and food encrusted utensils came crashing down onto the floor in a fierce cacophony of destruction.
She pulled out one of the plastic lawn chairs that we used for dining-room/living-room furniture and threw me into it.
“Sit there. I’m makin’ you somthin’!” She opened the cupboards and began to rifle through the sparsely stocked shelves. She pulled out the three cans from the afore mentioned recipe, corn, refried beans, and bamboo shoots.
“See, look at all this fuckin’ food.” She sifted through the clutter on the floor and found an old bag of Wonder Bread. She pulled out the last two stiff pieces, one of which was the heel. A frying pan sat on the hot plate half filled with oil from a previous cooking endeavor.
“Stop your crying. You’re gonna’ get your food!”
She turned on the hot plate to heat the rancid oil, grabbed a Natural Ice from the fridge, cracked it open and downed it with one tip of the can. After which she let out an enormous belch and said, “Just what mommy needed.”
Now it was on the business at hand. In a cereal encrusted margarine tub, mom began to mix refried beans and corn. She had also opened bamboo shoots, drained the water and set them aside.
“For crunch.”, she said. Another Natural Ice was gone in seconds, followed by the obligatory belch She lit up a cigarette. Her voice was now softer and warmer.
“It’s OK honey, don’t cry. You’ll have food soon.” She began drinking her third beer, but this time at a more reasonable pace.
The bread was placed in the pan to sizzle and soak up the awful grease. After each piece was nicely browned she placed the pieces of crispy, oil laden bread on a small takeout pizza box, where one piece was slathered with the refried beans and corn. She placed the bamboo shoots in two neat little rows on top of the impromptu mixture and closed the sandwich.
She downed the rest of her beer and opened another. The pizza box was set in front of me with the warm soggy sandwich on top. Mom said, “It don’t look like much, kinda’ like a shit sandwich. I’m gonna’ go back to bed. If it’s too bland there’s hot sauce there on the table.
“Now be quiet so mommy can sleep.” She stumbled back to her bed on the other side of the room, downed her fourth beer, took a long drag of her cigarette and then dropped it onto her empty beer can where it went out with a little hiss. She disappeared under the covers.
I cried.
lol have an upvote that was awesome! ⬆
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Richard Farrell
Published: October 14, 2010
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I am a heroin addict. My life is limited to three concerns. The first thing I gotta figure out every morning is how to get a bag of heroin into my arm no more than ten minutes after I wake-up. If I fail, I’m dope sick. The cramps inside my lower stomach go on a full-scale attack. I can’t stand. I can’t walk. The diarrhea squirts out like a water hose. The second issue is drawing a “hot shot.” The drug dealers cut the heroin or add fake shit to stretch quantity for profit. Some dealers cut it in half and double their money. But most drug dealers aren’t rocket scientist; they never get the proper distribution of cut to heroin every time. Too much pure heroin in a half-gram package equals a “hot shot.” Five minutes after you shot the package into your vein, your heart stops.
But my major concern is called “cotton shot rush.” It’s when a dirty piece of cotton fiber used to filter the heroin makes it into your bloodstream. Most addicts don’t carry sterile cotton balls or Q-tips in their back pocket. If you’re lucky you have access to a clean filtered cigarette. But most of the time you have to find a cigarette butt on the ground, in an ashtray, or a garbage barrel.
But there is no mistaking it when it hits. Ten to twenty minutes after you pull the trigger it whacks you like you’re in the third day of the flu virus. The ears give it away: if they start to ring you’re fucked. Pressure begins to mount on each side of your temple like a vise squeezing slowly together. Sweat pours off your brow but at first there is no temperature associated with it. The shakes progress quickly to trembles. Chills hit immediately after and the body’s temperature spikes to over 102. If the bacteria takes up residency in your heart and you don’t seek medical attention, you’re dead. I roll the dice about a dozen times a day.
It’s been twenty-three years since I shot a bag of heroin into my arm. But I’m still a junkie, every morning I wake up and vividly recall the hell I once lived. I’m blessed.
Like a doctor performing microscopic surgery, I pour the contents of the rainbow bags into my cooker, reach for my bottle of water, insert the syringe, and draw up about 20cc. I squirt the water into the cooker, watch it move across the white powder and turn to liquid. I move my lighter back and forth under the cooker until the heroin bubbles. The smell is sweet. It makes my stomach turn. I bite off a small piece of a cigarette filter, and spit it into the burning liquid. It’s time.
ReplyDeleteI insert the needle, there’s a little sting, pull back on the plunger, and a dash of red-blue blood snakes up the middle of the clear liquid. A direct hit. Total euphoria!
Now, all I can think about is where will I get my next bag. But I wasn’t always a homeless heroin addict. I was a good kid, an altar boy, even an all-conference athlete. What’s not funny, I only took heroin once. Imagine that? Once! After that, heroin took me any place it wanted to. It changed me. I will do anything to get high and I will crush you if you try to stop me. I’m scum. Nothing I say is truthful except this... I am dying.
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ReplyDeleteI had a cat named Lucy who I loved very, very much. Sweet pussy.
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DeleteAm I the only one who cannot stand Gisele and her big mouth? Awful woman
ReplyDelete@xoensive.. seems like a cry for help. It’s like you are reading from my sisters diary and it hurts me. If you are being truthful I wish you the best, and hope you see a new light tomorrow and get clean. Luck to you.
ReplyDeletePoor guy is married to Jizzelle who has a serious case of guy face. Is he cheating with Gronk or Amendola?
ReplyDeletespeaking of Superbowl food..
ReplyDeletedoes anyone watch hells kitchen? (SPOILER ALERT) I am.pleased Michelle won but did anyone else feel Nick got robbed. like that Cesars palace dude just tossed him because he was gay. I definitely thought he'd be in finals with Michelle . felt he was stronger than Benjamin or maybe I just didn't pay enough attention