Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux have revealed they have been separated since late last year, according to a joint statement. The couple, who wed in 2015, said they intended to keep their decision private, but "given that the gossip industry cannot resist an opportunity to speculate and invent, we wanted to convey the truth directly."
"This decision was mutual and lovingly made at the end of last year," the statement read. "We are two best friends who have decided to part ways as a couple, but look forward to continuing our cherished friendship."
No mention of Justin's cheating was made or the tabloid covers Jen will now get each week talking about marriage and baby with Brad Pitt.
This announcement is so obviously timed to hide the fact that Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson were together in Los Angeles last week.
ReplyDeleteSay what you want about JT. He had insane abs in the Charlie’s Angels sequel but his bullshit accent ruined it. What is it with him and the goofy voices.
ReplyDeleteHe'll always be that short story writer to me from SATC. lol lol
ReplyDeleteMe too!
DeleteHe and Dakota Johnson? Way too old for her. She must take after her mother
ReplyDeleteBring on the reveals!
ReplyDeleteJennifer Aniston is boring I do not see the popularity to her? Brad Pitt loves Angelina Jolie I hope they get back together. People always blame the man maybe something is wrong wit Jennifer Aniston? She cannot seem to keep her men interested they get bored and dump her bony white ass.
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DeleteJennifer Aniston is boring I do not see the popularity to her? Brad Pitt loves Angelina Jolie I hope they get back together. People always blame the man maybe something is wrong wit Jennifer Aniston? She cannot seem to keep her men interested they get bored and dump her bony white ass.
ReplyDelete@Mrs. Em - was he the one who broke up w/ Carrie because she made fun of his use of a "hair scrunchy" in his book?
ReplyDeleteNo, that was Berger. I may binge SATC every now and again
DeleteShort story writer was in 2nd or 3rd season and he was a premature ejact.... His mother was Valerie Harper.
DeleteWas he the one who came really quick haha??
DeleteAh, I remember that pleasant period when we were "good friends parting amicably." Then the actual divorce proceedings start, and she finds out how much better it will go for her if it's not so amicable. Usually doesn't end up that way.
ReplyDeleteOuch Enty. That is NOT a flattering photo of Jen Aniston at all. Yikes.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking the same thing! Worst photo of Jennifer I’ve EVER seen. Her stylist should also be to blame for the unflattering dress 😭
DeleteJen needs to reinvent herself, quick-like. Nobody's looking for a 49-year-old Rachel Green.
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Delete@glue, ron Livingston. Broke up with her on Post it
ReplyDeleteJen needs to go older...Justin will be a nobody soon. He is not that hot and over acts. Who is the other woman? It's not Dakota.she is 10x more boring than Jenn. I'm guessing someone like his ex gf.
ReplyDelete@Glue.. he's the one that was very quick. Carrie would just touch him and it would be over. Valerie Harper played his mom.
ReplyDeleteA comment on another website said ‘countdown to her adopting a baby’ haha I can see this happening.
ReplyDeleteNah, I don't see Jennifer adopting. She has never seemed like the maternal type.
ReplyDeleteI have no idea what gossip reports they ate referring to. Us Weekly has them on the cover saying Jen is obsessed with Justin. People online claim Jen and Brad are getting back together.
ReplyDeleteHe clearly lost in this one.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2018/01/blind-item-15.html
ReplyDeleteI love this website! Bring on the reveals Enty!!
Anybody close to that TR guy is scum. Could be that Jen is bailing just before his 'Me too' jive hits the Dyson.
ReplyDeleteNormal - you can get those abs too. There's amazing TRT and HGH now available for common folk. Know he didn't work for them.
ReplyDeleteI didn't think she could have children due to a miscarriage?? He needs to keep it in his pants, ugh, used to have a crush on him back when I saw him in the Muse music video, but hearing he gets someone to come over and dye his hair put the last nail in for me!
ReplyDeleteLOL lots of women posters remember all about the quick-on-the-trigger SATC character. Hey, it was an acting job ... you don't want to get typecast.
ReplyDeleteI dunno. The way she goes through men makes me think that Jennifer is great fun in bed, but the neuroses start piling up pretty quickly. What a lucky thing for me that I don't have to date her!
ReplyDeleteI think it's opposite, beautiful, smart, funny, charming....boring in bed
DeleteHe has a big cock and her movie star pussy was too big for him.
ReplyDeleteThere's box, carton, and container.
Apparently, Jen has a container in between her legs.
Can't fault Jason for looking for tight tight.
Gross.
DeleteI recently read her saying that interior design is her soulfood...did she once say she was glad pitt was gone bcuz they had disagreed over how to do ovr thier recently purchase mansion? She sounds like a blast...I guess alot of men think she is sexy...i cant believe she actually hooked up with the guy from counting crows, yuuuuuukkkk
ReplyDeleteI really liked him on Six Feet Under. He was naked a lot.
ReplyDeleteWhen you marry someone who can never give you children, it can be a dealbreaker down the road.
ReplyDelete@Simon - yes, that's it. I remember the whole break up via post it.
ReplyDelete'Lovingly made' decision. Sounds like the new 'conscious uncoupling'.
ReplyDeleteJokers.
@Mrs. Em - LOL! Thanks for the flashback to SATC. I watched that show back when it was on HBO, so it's been a while. Forgot about Mr. Quickie.
ReplyDeleteCalling Aniston "bony white ass" and gushing over Jolie lmao makes zero sense. Jolie is skeletal literally looks like she's dying within the last two years. Aniston is thin but but healthy and strong tone. She should not of married him he's hot but was always cheating cmon
ReplyDeleteAlso heard Dakota slept with Brad awhile ago. She's been getting around and he hasn't been lonely in 2017 that's for sure
ReplyDeleteGreat, now we can look forward to more years of Aniston whining about her lonely womb. I'm no Jolie or Pitt fan either, I'm sick sick sick of all three.
ReplyDeleteDelete. Her womb is nonfunctioning. 49 is when the dance begins ...
DeleteHopefully those stupid commercials will be yanked.
ReplyDeleteAll felines that I know were offended by her preference for dogs.
What do you expect from a bitch.
Wow, gotta address a bunch of these lame comments. Jen is almost 50 so we won't be hearing about her lonely womb unless it is in a ridiculous concept. And HOW does Dakota take after he mom screwing men older than her when Melanie was with younger men? Lastly, Brad and Angie should NOT be together. This guy is textbook MORPH into and with the woman he is with. Look at his pics with Jen, with Gwyneth. He literally took on their looks and priorities/values. Angie was also so depraved. She is an utter narcissist so she won't take him back, damaged goods, and I think her accusing him of abuse etc would be a done deal for him. And those criticizing JT should watch THE LEFTOVERS. He was the lead and utterly outstanding. I just imagine Jen being way high maintenance.
ReplyDeleteMelanie ran away from home age 15 with Don Johnson who was 26 or so. Melanie was only with young men after she got old
DeleteJennifer completely morphed into Justin, I noticed that when they got to together. Her style is so beige, it was an improvement though.
DeleteContext not concept .... oh and folks, the whole press release on the decision 'lovingly made' is probably a crock since revealed blinds have him texting on vacay with his gf while dong his last ditch high press trip with Princess Jen. It is pretty telling though that Courtney's man hated him. May be he really is a doucheebag.
ReplyDeleteSeven years is good run. Some people get married to save the relationship. Working away from home on film sets does not promote togetherness.
ReplyDeleteI think she's looked awful recently. Bloated and her face full of fillers. Probably unhappy.
Some people and careers just aren't built for marriage.
Will he get to stay with CAA?
ReplyDeleteWhy would a personal life breakup get you dropped by your agent, tho?
DeleteYou are either a 20something wannabe twit; a gay man that lusts after JT(I do as well btw), Angelina Jolie, one of Jens exes(I see you John Mayer😉) or a simpleton who hasn’t the intellectual maturity to know (or experience) that women only get better in bed as they get older.... weve already forgotten what “tight “ twenty somethings have yet to learn doll🥂
ReplyDeleteClap back Tricia!!!
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DeleteGuarantee ya that Orville was at a Cracker Barrel or Cheesecake Factory alone on 2/14👍😉
Preach sister!
ReplyDeleteGordon Scott - your comment is kinda laughable tbh - how on earth does she “go through men”?!
ReplyDeleteI like that leather dress, and I like the darker hair 🤷🏼♀️
Also Orville - Theroux is 2 years younger than Aniston...you act as thothe fb he’s some stud in his early 20’s 🙄
ReplyDeleteha! very nice Tricia! 😉
ReplyDeleteher areola looks freakishly tiny beneath that dress or is that nipple? first truly awful look I have seen her in , aside from that wacky hat. odd she chose to leave out like that, her face looks like She Knows and is her hand slid into ill-aligned pocket? bizarre.
ReplyDeleteJustin: "I dyed my hair for this?"
Good one Tricia. Teen Troll is getting on my nerves.
ReplyDeleteI'd rather be high maintenance (Jen) than drug-addled narcissist (Angelina) any day of the week.
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ReplyDelete""This decision was mutual and lovingly made at the end of last year," the statement read. "We are two best friends who have decided to part ways as a couple, but look forward to continuing our cherished friendship."
Gag me with a spoon. "Lovingly made"......yeah I bet. I can see items being thrown.
"No mention of Justin's cheating was made or the tabloid covers Jen will now get each week talking about marriage and baby with Brad Pitt."
Now Enty got that right.
Maybe Ang and Jen should hook up - that would push the Ktrash off the tabloids for months.
I am legit upset about this...mainly because I don’t want another fucking decade of Poor Lonely Lovelorn Jen and her fucking pity parties.
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