February 19, 2018
This permanent A+ list singer got turned down by several guys over the past week. She says that has never happened to her before and locked herself in her room for a few days muttering about getting older. Then, she went out to try and prove she was still young and that didn't really work out well.
Madonna (topless selfie)
This permanent A+ list singer got turned down by several guys over the past week. She says that has never happened to her before and locked herself in her room for a few days muttering about getting older. Then, she went out to try and prove she was still young and that didn't really work out well.
Madonna (topless selfie)
It's tough when most of your male fans play for the other team. If she'd been a guy she'd have been pincushioned.
ReplyDeleteHelen Mirren needs to pull her aside and teach her how it's done.
ReplyDeleteYup, Madonna needs to back off the plastics... oh wait too late. Madonna looks awful and desperate. Helen is just so gorgeous and classy!!!!
DeleteJust a thought that perhaps it's the grating voice, ridiculous costume and endless arrogance that make her unfuckable. Not her age.
ReplyDeleteRight, Count?
Madonna is one of the stand-out women that my generation grew up admiring for her ballsy attitude alone. She does not need to do this :(
ReplyDeleteShe had a nice run in the 80’s. Great pop tunes. Then she did that truth or dare shit and the music suffered. Now she just looks used up and nasty. I wouldn’t touch her with a ten foot pole
DeleteHer hideous grill isn't helping the cause...
ReplyDeleteSince we're dealing with old cows here, I cant believe THAT was Heather Locklear in that photo from the Ventura County Sheriff's Dept.😥😮. And Madge nobody wants to see your 60 yr old titties. I wasn't that eager to see your 30 yr old ones either.
ReplyDeletePigs don't age gracefully.
ReplyDelete@Cheesegrater15 - Touché!
ReplyDeleteMadonna and Celine Dion are sitting on the porch at the old age home.
ReplyDeleteMadonna says to Celine "Do you still get horny"
Celine replies, “Oh sure I do.”
Madonna asks, “What do you do about it?”
Celine replies, “I suck a lifesaver.”
After a few moments, Madonna asks, “Who drives you to the beach?”
talentless nwo paid media whore is unhappy with all her jillions of dollars, living in her English mansion and talking with a fake upper class british accent, a really awful one.
ReplyDeletesounds like she has a lot in common with another odious hag; jk rowlings.
they should get together to reminisce about the good old days.
You're just jealous that you'll never be as successful as J.K. Rowling.
Delete@cheesegrater15...AMEN!!!
ReplyDeleteWith her money she could still pull in more dick than any of you in these comments.
ReplyDeleteApparently not, according to the actual blind item.
DeleteAging at a slower pace than others often requires an aroused youthful pheromone as part of one's landscape. When a person gets of a certain age they instinctively feel it. The thorn on the rose is that a youthful energy can drain and older one if they don't understand how things work.
ReplyDeleteNever found her attractive or sexy at all, and a terrible actress. She does have maybe a full album's worth of good songs. But the scent of a desperation is very strong now. She's done.
ReplyDeleteAs she was nearing washed up status, Madge put out an album called "Hard Candy," which is a euphemism for child porn.
Most people don't even know that because most people are too disgusted to even think about the concept of child porn.
DeleteMost people hear "hate candy" and they think of sweets.
I don't get why she seems to think that dopey expression on her face is attractive.
ReplyDeletePatience Fullerton I've never read anything so on point...
ReplyDeleteThe man hands and man arms aren't helping either
ReplyDeleteWould have been cooler if she was crying in a corner at a party, like Cameron Diaz.
ReplyDeleteWow, that selfie was the best news of 1988. But I agree with cheesegrater x1000. Class like Helen Mirren? or Pam Grier? Yes, please.
ReplyDeleteand somewhere cher is rolling with laughter...
ReplyDeleteDon't mind me - YES. To me the arms/hands are always ruining her look. I get that she's trying to stay fit but maybe she needs her trainer/nutritionist to work on going for a leaner look, because aging bodybuilder is not doing her any favors.
ReplyDelete58 is hardly an "old cow" lol
ReplyDeleteWhen you look as fuckin disgusting as Madonna looks now, you can classify her as disgusting cow. I think she looks like the bathtub hag from the shining personally. I would bang Hellen mirren in a heartbeat and would even step in the same room with madonna
DeleteSomething's wrong there. It was obvious at the Grammys, a few years ago. I think that vertical fall down the stairs at the Grammys, it triggered something, or maybe it was worse than she said. I think I read that it was a neck injury? Also, her baby Lourdes grew up and left for college, and I know from experience... that can tear you apart.
ReplyDeleteAw, c'mon, She looked great in the 90's too. And early 2000's. She had a great and long run, but like any human being, whoever we are, no matter how successful we are, we always want more...
ReplyDeleteWhen Eileen Atkins was pushing 70, Colin Farrell tried to hit on her--for over an hour, apparently. She declined, but her husband later told her she ought to have given it a go; he wouldn't be angry as long as she told him all about it afterwards.
ReplyDeleteNo, it's not just about age.
imagine the consequences if Madonna said she wanted to blow up the white house after Sep 11 or after Obama was elected
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